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maxwell44 23 Reviews 2055 reads
posted
1 / 21
This holiday season, give the gift of BBBJCIMNQNS to a provider!

This article says that semen has an enzyme in it that if swallowed, it promotes weight loss, living longer, 50% reduction in the risk of breast and other cancers, increase in happiness, decrease in depression, better sleep, more daytime energy, clearer skin, lower blood pressure and bowel regularity.

So the next time you pay a provider for BBBJCIMNQNS, don't think of it as if you are doing it for your benefit, think of it as a generous gift to the provider.

There is no better gift that you can give this holiday season than than the gift of good health and happiness, so be sure to give this gift to your favorite provider to show her that you really care!
Related Link: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_semen_have_an_enzyme_that_could_help_with_weight_loss

0603450onThe 518 reads
posted
2 / 21
Hahahahahahahaha, funniest

thread in a while. Keep tellin yourself that mister.  

No need to click on that damn link.  
Posted By: maxwell44
This article says that semen has an enzyme in it that if swallowed, it promotes weight loss, living longer, 50% reduction in the risk of breast and other cancers, increase in happiness, decrease in depression, better sleep, more daytime energy, clearer skin, lower blood pressure and bowel regularity.  
   
 So the next time you pay a provider for BBBJCIMNQNS, don't think of it as if you are doing it for your benefit, think of it as a generous gift to the provider.  
   
 There is no better gift that you can give this holiday season than than the gift of good health and happiness, so be sure to give this gift to your favorite provider to show her that you really care!

maxwell44 23 Reviews 487 reads
posted
3 / 21
Hey now... the guy who did this research was probably wearing a lab coat and everything. EOM


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 605 reads
posted
4 / 21
I use it as a face mask…

They shoot it all over my face and I just rub it in, swallowing a little bit. I leave it on all day too.

:D

GhostWriteroftheDamned 510 reads
posted
5 / 21
Buried to the Balls anal is another thoughtful gift.

Many a provider has told me that soon after my vigorous anal intrusion a delightfully cathartic Bowl Movement was enjoyed.  

  Is it any wonder why the ancient Greeks honored the penis in so much of their art and architecture

russbbj 89 Reviews 402 reads
posted
6 / 21
I think I just fell in love with you. lol...eom


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 325 reads
posted
7 / 21
Re: I was going to say something else, but didn't want to lose future friends, LOL -e-


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 527 reads
posted
8 / 21
Re: Hey now... the guy who did this research was probably wearing a lab coat and everything. EOM

He probably couldn't see all the cum stains on that white lab coat in that steamy hot room. The heat was heightened in the lab to replicate a steamy hot bedroom in the heat of the moment, right when the man was about to blow.  

The unseen cum was vaporizing from his coat into his already opened facial pores due to the heat and humidity… deep into his lungs every time he took a breath, curing him from the depression he once felt. When he wiped the sweat from his forehead, a bit of cum dropped off his hand, falling onto his tongue, already digesting and making it's way into the blood stream improving his bowels, his blood pressure, and reducing his risk for cancer by 50%.

I would like to thank the gents who like to finish in the ladies' mouths… for being so kind in donating your semen to lengthen her life, cleanse and smooth her skin, and improving her bowels.

xoxo

1705218 10 Reviews 365 reads
posted
9 / 21
Re: I think I just fell in love with you. lol...eom

Get in line somewhere behind me lol

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 478 reads
posted
10 / 21
Re: ummm... I was being sarcastic lol. Facials are fine, but...

Won't see me walking around with crusted cum on my face lol.  

You see some hotties. Might have to do some serious lipo before you visit lol. (Or I visit)

Dave76015 38 Reviews 402 reads
posted
11 / 21
Re: I think I just fell in love with you. lol...eom

and me.

russbbj 89 Reviews 336 reads
posted
12 / 21
Re: I think I just fell in love with you. lol...eom

OK fine with me, as long as she leaves your load on her face. Oh my goodness I'm bent.

hotplants 408 reads
posted
13 / 21
And why would the results of this…er…research study..be questioned? :)

This does raise a question. If semen is such an incredible elixir that causes body fat to magically dissolve, extends life, reduces breast cancer by 50%, decreases depression, improves sleep, increases energy, clears the skin, lowers blood pressure and makes us all more regular:

Why would any guy ever have to pay someone else for some Honking' on Bobo? Shit, you guys should be charging for access to this amazing fountain of youth…..lol...

 


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 338 reads
posted
14 / 21
Re: Damn… what did I just do? -e-


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russbbj 89 Reviews 380 reads
posted
15 / 21
Re: Damn… what did I just do?

It's all in good fun darlin, that's why the lol. I am really bent though. Happy holidays.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 466 reads
posted
16 / 21
Re: I know, I know. ;) I can play too, you know. :D -e-


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rainbowCPA 351 reads
posted
17 / 21
Re: I use it as a face mask…

Damn. I'm sold. Can't wait.  

Posted By: Courtney.ova
They shoot it all over my face and I just rub it in, swallowing a little bit. I leave it on all day too.  
   
 :D

rainbowCPA 334 reads
posted
18 / 21
Re: I was going to say something else, but didn't want to lose future friends, LOL -e-

You just gained one :

hbyist+truth=;( 433 reads
posted
19 / 21
I heard throwing money at women has the same effect on mens health..e.


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Dave76015 38 Reviews 477 reads
posted
20 / 21
Re: I know, I know. ;) I can play too, you know. :D -e-

Yeah Courtney. I think I dig you big time.  
ReddiWip.  Hershey's.  And let's add some Orange Blossom Honey, that comes from of Phoenix.  Got you covered (nudge nudge say no more!)!!
I know you know I know you know what I'm thinking....Don't be playing all blond with me!!  We can always get London for that!!!

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 411 reads
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21 / 21
Re: I know, I know. ;) I can play too, you know. :D -e-

You'd have to schedule a multi-hour so I can afford a few days off. Sounds like I'll be pretty dirty after this.

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