Posted By: inicky46
Re: HAHA! You forgot..
Excessive girth fee (over 1" diameter @ $100/quarter inch.
Excessive length fee (over 5" @ $100/inch.
Condom disposal fee.
Douche before session fee.
$100 fee if you take a dump at the incall.
$100 fee for not gargling first.
Etc., etc..
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
right eye larger than left eye fee,
the name of client's city of birth is more than five letters long fee,
client's cell phone set for vibrate instead of ring tone fee,
client passed all of the screening requirements fee,
role-play request that the provider has done dozens of times fee,
provider forgets client's fake name during the session fee,
provider has seen other clients in the past 24 hours fee,
donation not given to provider in an envelope fee,
donation given to provider in an envelope fee,
session scheduled on a day of the week that ends in -day fee,
client had a cup of coffee in the morning on at least one occasion the week of the session fee,
the window nearest to the bed faces north or east fee,
an article of the client's clothing clashes with the "decor" of the incall location fee,
provider's toothpaste is the same brand the client's family used when he was 11 years old fee,