It reminds me of a quip from Zha Zha Gabor after one of her many divorces.

Her soon to be ex accused her of being a bad housekeeper.

"That's not true....", she retorted.

"Every time I've had a divorce, I've always kept the house."

TER is pretty useful.   Wish there was a similar service when it came to picking out wives!!!

i.e. "Took all my money, did not perform.  Would not recommend..."

Oh well, guess wives like that keep providers in business...

Would be filled with the classic bait and switch reviews.