How can we trust you with a teleportation device?

than find a dildo in me. lol

So being the impatient young adult that i'am.... one of you hobbyist must invent a teleporation disk so that i can give one to my ATF and i can have one at home and just -ZIP- right to her whenever I feel the sudden urge to explore her body.

Out of the 13 thousand hobbyist/providers combined one of us can do it. Minus one because i tried, but putting a whole roll of aluminum foil in the microwave didn't work and I'am all out of ideas

How fortunate that we are not allowed to teach those from the bygone era. We are afraid you would use it for petty reasons like fucking hookers.

Now if you will excuse me, I have a date with Marilyn Monroe circa 1947.

by the time someone comes up with a commercially practical device.

lol

Would a girl interested in visiting need a flux capacitor to get there?

Physicists have "transported" photons (tiny packets of light) over short distances in laboratory experiments.  However, this has not been shown for more massive particles of matter.  But, the possibility does exist through the quantum property of "quantum entanglement"  where two particles , separated by a distance, are capable of behaving in an identical manner. More recently, Sougato Bose has proposed a possibility through mathematical, quantum modeling. This mechanism would involve matching the spin or angular momentum of two electrons which are similar in other quantum properties and thereby achieving a quantum state called superposition.  Entangling massive particles, such as atoms or molecules would mean they could then be used for quantum cryptography, computing and even teleportation.  On another front, particles of matter have shown the property of being converted to waves as matter approaches and enters the Bose-Einstein condensate phase. The possibility then exists for these waves to be "transported" in a manner similar to movement of electro-magnetic waves through space devoid of media, and then transitioned back to particles.  

Maybe you could transport several ladies, combining them into your uatf (ultimate ATF).

You could look it up.

But I'm assuming you were referring to breast size. Red giants are interesting, but when they are too big it's mostly soft with lower density. lol  However, I'm more interested in simple harmonic oscillations in Mish or Doggy positions.

There's always something nice about moving on the same wavelength, vibrating on the same frequency.
And ending with a nice supernova blast on her face or something. lol