PLEASE!

Never, I mean NEVER use 'spray on' hair to cover you bald spots, specially if you have a date with a lady.

Imagine my horror when I saw the black stains all over my very expensive Sferra Milos 1020 thread count Italian sheets and pillowcases!

Totally ruined! Worse than skid marks, way worse!

Thank you!

That sucks, Did he at lest offer to replace the sheets and pillowcases? Good thing my hair is all natural and real.

I mean, what's good for the goose....

Tell me I'm out of line.

The same guy that sells the ginsu knives and the vegie-matic shit. Ron Popeil(sp?) or some shit like that.

Fucking dude hawks every-goddam-thing to make a buck.

Can't blame him, though. He's making money being an obnoxious prick on TV, while I do it for free here!

I would like to make clear I'm making  a statement about spray on tanning, no one in particular.
But Seriously Your orange.  Did you you we think we missed that.  Build up- I understand you want to get darker but its time to shower.  You can't sit on my furniture without changing the color.  Maybe your over doing it.  Finally that white robe is now orange.  Weird?
Doc

It's been around for a long time.  I remember a highschool teacher of mine who used it.  One of the kids got a hold of it and everthing in the room was growing black cotton candy hair.  These guys would use a spray on dick if they sold em.

but then I got this high paying moderator gig. lol

Just goes to show you there is no pleasing a woman.  No matter what you do it not enough or its somehow wrong.  That guy is probably in tears now, if he read your post.  Shame on you for being so hurtful!

And I'm glad I still have a full head of hair.  That frees them up to complain about something else, like skid marks.  I agree spraying skid marks is better though, as spraying those on is more organic.  Probably somehow green too.  At least mine are, when the nozzle isn't clogged.

I don't know anyone who views a bald or nearly bald man in a negative light.  Bald is sexy!!  If you're losing your hair, just GO FOR IT and SHAVE IT ALL OFF!  It's less maintenance and there's nothing like holding on to a smooth head while I'm getting...well...you know....while I'm getting head!

But it is true, some ladies care about hair. Certainly less so here, and generally less so as ladies age (and change their priorities)... Regardless, some ladies do, and that's their choice.

If they don't like my bald head, I can always turn around and give them my "better side" which has plenty of hair LMAO - so to speak

I am balding and have since an early age.. What I have left I shave nearly clean off... I look at a high school photo of myself and wonder how I managed to deal with all that hair!! Love, being hairless...

"Worse than skid marks" That is tooooo funny!

I have never met a man who used spray-on-hair before, only a toupee (think thats how you spell it).  I am sorry for your sheets girly, I bet that was not fun trying to clean.

Bwahaha on your closing comment.  :p

I don't know of any ladies who care about a man's hair or lack thereof.  Now their OWN hair is a whole different story--I'm one of the only ladies I know who doesn't don hair extensions!

I saw Bruce Willis on The Daily Show about a week ago and got turned on just looking at his head.  Incredibly sexy.    

I love that you love it!  If I had more guts, I would shave my head as well.  I saw a bald woman at a restaurant a few weeks ago and she was stunningly gorgeous.  I sometimes feel that people hide behind their hair and facial hair.  But there goes my analytical side.  :p  

Could have been worse, he might have sprayed it around his other "head"