I'm using an alias because this is embarrassing.

I'm sure I've been called a "quick pop" in the hobby. And at this stage of my life, I'm pretty much one pop.
I can also assure you there have been times that providers had to say that's the easiest 300 (or whatever the rate was )they ever made. I usually can't last past a few minutes of oral and have popped a few times as the lady was opening the condom. You get the picture.

Anyway, I'm wondering why should I pay the same amount as those studs that wear the ladies out for 20 - 30 minutes. You've read the reviews (and of course I doubt some of them) where they come 2 or 3 times and pound the lady for long periods of time before they cum and they are both sweating profusely.

I'm paying the same rate....is this a fair question ?

Takes me same time to

1) Screen u
2) get ready
3) travel to my incall or your place
4) travel back

as it takes when i see someone who goes non stop for 30 min.

If i was in motel room turning tricks all day - that would be different

And just so u know - EVERY time i heard "it is going to be easiest money u ever made" it was not.

Problemo solved...............

http://classic.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=155080&boardID=18&page=1


BTW ass wipe, you pay for their time, not their holes! eom

See 15 min backpage providers. GFE companions are not for u.

What they offer u don't seek.

I pay for the "time in their holes", if I wanted to buy "companionship", I'd buy a dog.

If I were a "two pump chump", I wouldn't waste time on an hour long GFE either.

Gee Blagoo, I thought there might be people that might see it in here and have a thought , that wouldn't see it on the Atlanta board.

What's it to you, you stupid motherfucker ?

I had not thought of that.....good to see your perspective.

In last 3 months had exactly 1 client who was once and done in 15 min.

About half took entire hour to be "done"

Another half either done with 1st and up for 2nd or made it clear that they are "quick draw" so I made sure it took them longer to pop.

Then there are those who go on for hours and leave girl walking funny for days.

Sometimes it can be fuuuuuuun!

Dear Madam Literbike:
I was just wondering since the person in question is slightly quick off the mark, what would be you average time of going from arousal to resolution with a client? With that said what would be the percentages of clients that would last with you say 7 1/2 minutes or less? Would you also say that most of the clients that you see would have good stamina and are taking their supplements on a regular basis? This would be a good Masters & Johnson type of study for you. Then with that said and the work involved in getting to that point then you can go ahead and justify your compensation for conversation and ejaculation.

If I knew this about you I would charge you less. Does that mean you stay the full hour and we chat...or do you leave? Because I don't mind hanging around chatting with you at all.

You understand that if you are still doing things to my body for your enjoyment, then full rate applies Discount only applies  if you do your thing and then want to hang.

Or find someone that offers a half hour rate...still can kiss, cuddle and do your thing. -- Modified on 10/4/2010 2:56:11 PM

-- Modified on 10/4/2010 2:57:36 PM

We could sit around and BS if you wanted to, but that's not really the reason I came to see you (or paid for you to come see me) is it ?

Honestly, I'd probably just as soon leave........we're not really in the "hobby" to make new friends are we ? You provide a service (that we don't get at home or whatever) and we pay for the service.

I don't stick around and talk when I get my car serviced or after I shop and get what I came to buy.

since you know you're going to pop quickly, why not find providers who offer quickies?

what ever floats your boat, but I sense you are not after the GFE date but more the wam bang thank you mame

Me thinks you have already answered your question.

BTW, if you leave early just leave the envelope and contact MP67. I'm sure he can cum in and finish up. Plus literbike has the hots for him I'm told.

Because that could lead to *extra* charges for guys like me.

Actually, I don't think I take inordinately long; it's just that in haste and perhaps being used to men who are older than me, providers have a tendency to perhaps overstimulate which can make me take a  v e r y  long time.

I've had providers ask if I take drugs that could inhibit orgasm such as viagra or antidepressants and the answer is no -- I am totally natural. I don't take any meds of any sort. The only thing unusual about me sexually is that I did that training program from "How to make love all night and make her beg for more" so I have the PC muscle from hell. But I can let go if I relax. Unfortunately over-stim is so common and the opposite of relaxing.

So if they are gonna charge you less they might charge me extra. That would suck.

It's illegal to pay for sex

Haven't you read those disclaimers that make it clear you are compensating her for her time?

So why not just book a shorter time?

...it sounds to me like you would be perfectly satisfied with SW service..."car dates" if you will. after all, you aren't looking to get to know another human being, or enjoy their presence, or engage in any intimacy whatsoever...and after you "pop," you want to toss them out like a used dishrag. you really shouldn't bother with escorts at all, or even massage...just stick to the SW girls, who will be happy to be done with you in 5 minutes.

I am sure that I could clean her carpet and a few other worthy tasks - LOL

OMG I just spat juice all over my monitor...good one though.

Then don't and go find a 15 minute lady or a half hour. good lord boys...we charge by the damn hour...don't like it, go somewhere else. How freaking hard is that to comprehend. And I was being nice to the OP until I got his cheapass drift. Now he can drain his own pipes...smarmy crack.

...pooling the resources of a large group to pay for the losses of a small group.  Don't try to wrap your mind around it to hard, or you might cum.

More than a few ladies have expressed surprise when we get to round two (in an hour session). The gist I get is that nearly 90% of the guys these ladies see are done with one cup. Clearly, the reviewers often embellish - number of pops... how long they stroked... etc. Either wishful thinking, poor sense of time (much like poor sense of what 12 inches really looks like) or outright lying.

That said, if you're embarrassed by this, get help. Many of these ladies are the perfect solution to help go from "minute rice" to "long grain wild rice" - LOL.

However, as Liter and Lilli pointed out, me thinks this might not be of interest to you. Go find some local SW or BP gals that offer 1/4 hour sessions.

If she is a reputable provider then you are "paying for her time" not how many times you sip from the cup of joy. Most reputable providers stay the whole hour regardless so that should you decide to have a second or even third cup, you have the opportunity to do so. If you choose not to take a second sip, that is your prerogative but the lady should still be paid for her time. However, if a second cup is not offered, then you are seeing the wrong ladies and essentially wasting your money.

If you pay for an hour...you get an hour from me and most of the ladies I know. There are some newbies and service types that have definitely been known to charge by the cup instead of the hour.

And the way you responded was very kind considering how deeply offensive it is for a woman to be treated as nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

At the same time, there is a chicken and egg problem here.

Just go to the regional boards and look at the ads. These women are not generally telling me how interesting they are as people or how much I'll enjoy conversation with them over dinner. They are instead appealing to the most animal and superficial aspects of my nature in far too many cases.

I would love to book ladies on a sense of who they really are.

But the ladies don't always make that easy. It's not like they post a resume saying they graduated from Such and Such a University with a Degree in Who-see-whatsit, work as a veterinary assistant during the day and will be doing graduate work in thus-and-such, but really enjoy Shakespeare and opera. And when I read their reviews? It can be basically summarized as "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

The women objectify themselves to such a startling degree that too often it is an utter absolute turn-off. Who in the hell wants a date with a Hoover vacuum cleaner wearing make-up? Well, SOMEBODY does, or else those ads wouldn't work.

So while I completely understand a bit of well-controlled irritation at the guy basically seeing a woman as a blow-up-doll; it would be helpful if ladies more broadly advertised themselves as complete human beings rather than expensive masturbatory aids.

Seriously. You're not getting your money's worth in the sex arena and you're not interested in companionship. There are ways to last longer, but I wont get into them here again. Not trying to be mean but I think you're wasting your time unless you get into 15-30 min sessions.

If a lady caters to "quickie appointments," you will know, because she will offer half hour sessions in her rate structure.

Otherwise, it's better not to haggle, I think.

Personally, I put a good amount of "behind the scenes" effort into my sessions, so no session is "a quickie" for me.  All sessions involve some amount of risk, travel, and time (beyond the actual session time.)  Incall locations are not free for me, either.  That is why I am unable to accept a smaller donation, just because a guy leaves thirty minutes early.

That's just my two cents.

Interesting observation you made and I am not sure if they start out that way or becasue they read this and other boards too much, take the lead from what is wanted/expected. Probably a bit of both. I rarely see guys off boards and that's one of the reasons...I am so far from that I can't even tell you. I know, we all rent it, however there are several different ways to present the  same thing as there are many different types of men out there all wanting a different experience. I have found my niche and work within that scope.

You ask who in the world wants a date with someone like that...plenty of guys do or these woman wouldn't portray themsleves this way. But there are plenty of men like you, who find it mildly repugnant. You see I find the men they generaly see the same way as you see these women. Just goes to show you, there is someone out there for everyone and we certainly do not all have to follow one hobby/providing format..thank the universe for that.

Middle Ga Mike Maybe this will help you honey...
10 Ways to Last Longer in Bed
http://www.menshealth.com/spotlight/sexualhealth/last-longer.php

i agree with you. even the most innane idiot knows an hour is an hour.

The other thing that will make me last for hours is a "hooker" who starts moaning "cum for me baby" two minutes into the session. Any woman who does that with me is almost certainly going to leave the session bowlegged. rofl

I think we may have attended the same class, back about ten years ago I have a civvie GF who just loved to fuck, the only problem was that she took about 20-30 minutes to cum and I used to last, on average about 15 minutes of intercourse. I started working on my staying power and in a case of having to be very careful of what you ask for, I can usually last well over an hour of actual intercourse without cumming.

The downside to this is, as you mention "overstimulation". When that happens, smoetimes I am unable to cum at all, and end up with a very pleasurable "cardio session" lol, but without a finish at the end.

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It completely throws me off my game when the escort starts with the "cum for me" stuff. It makes it hard for me to relax enough to orgasm because it is so fake. The "i'm coming i'm coming" stuff does that to me too. They are their own worst enemy when they try to hurry me up that way.

It's so funny because any attractive woman with one drop of lube, one finger, a clue and the capacity to kiss could get me off in 5 minutes. Instead they leave bowlegged because they were in a hurry.