Here is the a copy of the new full page color ad we will be running in all Penthouse publications (Penthouse, Penthouse letters, girls of Penthouse, etc), all Hustler publications, and the Westword newspaper's entertainment guide for the democratic national convention

-- Staff

I'll just say I hope you know what you're doing.

To quote a favorite provider of mine,

"Good luck with that".

Very cool if you ask me, but where'd you get my pic?

Heh!

Let's see....Penthouse, Hustler, and the Democratic National Convention...Quite a threesome!!! I see a slight lowering of standards!! But that's just my take on it.
jhb

a "TER Reviewed Ladies" pictorial in Penthouse?  Synergy.

Lowering of standards?

Actually, we have had full page ads in 11 national magazines for over 5 years (Penthouse, Penthouse letters, girls of Penthouse, etc and all Hustler publications). This combined with the over 40 weekly newspapers (LA weekly, Village Voice, Creative Loafing, New Times, etc.), over 25 million monthly purchased banner impressions (google, myspace, adult friend finder, etc), and over 5000 websites that link to us, have contributed to the over 1 million registered users of TER.

-- Staff

You couldn't have captured the typical client if you tried. And people wonder why escorts charge what they charge. No offense guys, if you were a male escort would/could you screw his female counterpart?

I cant say i quite get it...but then again ...
I didnt get it over a decade ago when i saw the 1st TER ad either.

I heard they are running a special on advertising for their upcoming issue on "Corduroy Pillows are Making Headlines"

John Edwards; he won't be getting any at home for a long, long time.

Although it may be a guy for all we can tell.

probably not

As for "No offense guys..."
nonsense. Of course you intended to offend.

For once I agree with you.  The post was uncalled for.

Cool! Just don't turn your list over the FBI!  
There is enough for them to do tracking down Clients 1-8, etc.
It is getting so that there is no privacy and descreet little afternoon meetings!

This is the best $20 I have spent this month for my VIP. This community is growing so fast with all the free adverts from the press.

TER is a great community and I know it has great potential next to consumer reports. Next thing you know it'll be on the NewYork stock exchange

Hope everyone stays safe in 2008
Kisses Haley

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I saw the post on the LA Board, looking for a model for your new ad. Is this guy one of the REAL hobbyists that sent you a picture. If so, then I guess he really is represenative of who we are.

One more thing---C'mon, at least give us a hint as to who he is. Just kidding.

Come now gentlemen, since when has this board never offended an escort by being honest. I am not male and I thought those on here had thicker skin OR is it you can dish it out but can't take it?


On second thought I did kind of ruin your illusion and fantasy and for that I do apologize.

I didn't care too much for most of that post either, but it really DOES look like the typical client.

Teradyne, Inc.
Can't even use HOOK. Craft Brewers Alliance, Inc uses that. If they go public, we'll have to have a survey to come up with a good ticker symbol.

I will never tell.....

-- Staff

I guess you are like at least like famkejensen in that respect.

By continuing the point fj made (like, duh, the guy was selected by Staff SPECIFICALLY to look like the "typical" TER hobbyist), all you do is invite guys to start making negative generalizations about the similarities between providers.

I myself have met many hobbyists, whether at "meet and greets" or one on one, and while you could say that there is some similarity between them, given that they are males and in a fairly similar age range, there is quite a lot of difference between the guys I know.

Nice add, but I use a MAC.

I assumed it was an alias cuz there were no links to a profile or reviews.  Didn't see the box...my bad.  So it is either the one I can find or it is an "unidentifiable"...and if it is the one I found, "Rrrreeeooowww!"

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But, fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it), CBJ is taken, by AB Svensk Exportkredit.

New Ads - a female perspective (for whatever that's worth)......

I like the line..."TheEroticReview.com .....The Worlds Largest GENTLEMEN'S Club", but I'm not loving the other text. It's a little to blatant/obvious for my taste and in my opinion doesn't reflect what a great, upscale and truly valuable site TER is for both the hobbyist as well as the provider. But that's probably much more of a 'female-minded' view of the ad. And, hey, ...you're not trying to market it towards us anyway, LOL

Personally, I absolutely love the "Will She...???" ad campaign. Very clever, simple, and intriguing. ........... Will she??? Will she what??!!?? I want to know!! Tell me now!! LOL!!! .....It makes you want to look and see what it's all about. And I think it has that 'get under your skin' type of quality that would intrigue someone to check the site out who otherwise probably would not.

Combining the whole "Will She...???" campaign with the Gentlemen's Club concept, how about an image of a guy at a gentlemen's club with a disappointed look as an exotic dancer takes all of his money. Have the caption read "She Won't !!!....", in reference to the dancer, ".....But Find Out Who Will !!!" . Then have "TheEroticReview.com .....The Worlds Largest GENTLEMEN'S Club." across the bottom .

Big kisses,
Amanda

Re: Its worth a lot Amanda

Plenty of big ad agencies & corps. would no doubt pay you for your informed opinions....this kind of stuff.....you could have a title & a corner office, Madison Avenue awaits

It reminds me of the hair color ad though, "Does she, or doesn't she, only her hairdresser knows for sure" probably before your time though....

There's a gentlemen's club called Rick's Cabaret, symbol "RICK" on Nasdaq.

Yes, maybe they can buy out Teradyne to get their TER symbol.....hostile takeover.....

Who said the generalization I was making was negative? I just found it amusing. I'd do that guy, and he and I would BOTH enjoy it

(And there's already such a thread about negative similarities between providers, right on the front page.)

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find out who will." Brilliant!

Imagine having the sobering epiphany as a young man that it is money that makes a man attractive to women. Then 25 years later and very wealthy you realize you must now pay for it.

Perhaps some women are primarily attracted to money, but certainly not all. Personally, neither money nor status impresses me. Intelligence combined with common interests and a similar sex drive, on the other hand, make for a yummy match.

This does shine the light in one of the corners we'd probably rather not want to see.  Then again, this is a General Discussion board, open to everyone and I usually find famke's posts refreshing.

I find that if I don't generally like the way a poster communicates, I simply don't read their messages.  Easy enough.