Very reminiescent of LA Guns....Motley Crue...the whole LA scene in the late 80's/early 90's.....
Fucking VERY RockNRoll.....
Good shit.
The kiddies have seem to forgotten how it's done.
Whiney assed bitches.
I may have to extend in light of some interesting posts that tickled my...well, let's not go there. Think of day 12 as a preemptive rant. We are coming up on one of those events where many people feel the need to forget their wits and go all Twitter-y on us. I've got nothing against the holidays other than not finding a naked young blonde under my tree (that isn't up yet btw), but I guarantee that if I didn't pull the duplicates, we'd have an entire page of people wishing holiday greetings. What is it about Xmas, Hanukkah, kwanzaa and the like that gets people to start another thread instead of replying to an existing one? I know there are a few people that like to drink, but they aren't the guilty ones here, so I can't blame spiked egg nog, well, except maybe for my actions. So, if you aren't getting your mod a young blonde (latina or asian for Gaga), please at least look at the boards before spreading cheer. If you plan on supplying said blonde, you can post damn near anything you want. BTW, a woman with yellow hair stops being a blonde at age 30 or 116 pounds.
No need to thank me. If not, let me know what pokes into your soft underbelly, and I'll add it to my list.
I thought we had to stop feeding the trolls. Look! No one listens!
Oh, wait! I don't drink.
SHIT! I gotta get to work, fast!
I will write the song I promised, toot sweet!
In the meantime, a reprise:
You want a blonde? OK but I can get her under your tree. How about on your screen in stead? I know it isn't as fun but it is the best I can do without an address and a willing blonde. Here is Gerra A. The photo is from Met-Art.com.
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Besides, I'd likely say things that would make several people wretch, lol.
Can you ship her to Hawaii for New Years after you are done with her. We have much nicer January weather
Shipping is expensive to here but I think she might fit in a flat rate box.
and thanks for the pic scoed![]()
Fucking holidays. People lose their fucking minds. If it wasn't for the paid days off I could give a flying fucking shit. Especially this one coming up. I tell people 'Don't get me shit cuz I ain't gettin' you shit'. The best thing anyone could do is to let me spend my money on getting my pee-pee wet and wearing some lady's ass as a hat.
Ho-fucking-ho indeed!
Let's see if this song comes up. Had to use a password cuz of the language and gratuitious nekkid shots, but just incase it's 'Crazy Bitch' by Buckcherry. ![]()
Very reminiescent of LA Guns....Motley Crue...the whole LA scene in the late 80's/early 90's.....
Fucking VERY RockNRoll.....
Good shit.
The kiddies have seem to forgotten how it's done.
Whiney assed bitches.
Okay I said my greeting. I will try to refrain from posting anymore, and definitely will not start a new thread.
I do think you should continue with the rants past 12 though. Maybe take a few days break and wait for halfie's song (and give the ranting elf a few days off) then start up again. How about "I've fallen for..." as the next rant? LOL
"Open me first."
Someone I'D love to find under my tree?!
WTF are you doing here?... ![]()
I see her today, not yesterday. I tried calling you too, but you didn't answer, too much glug-glug?
It's a good thing my back watcher H8t set me straight too or I would have really fucked up.
Oh well, that's senility for ya.
Did I leave anybody out? Well fuck you, too. Fucking fuckers.
lrap. come to tampa and I will give you a present at my favorite spot. my favorite blond is gone as is the red head but there is a very high chance that you will still be smilling after. I can also introduce you too a chezk bartender that can break your ribs.
...that you were being less particular about your parameters? You crack me up!
Oh, it's a rant. I almost forgot because you don't remind us daily ![]()
A couple points...
1. I rarely pay attention to myself and I'm still amazed that anyone else does
2. That IS my new expanded horizon. I never would have gone for someone approaching 30 or nearly that heavy even just 2 years ago. It's the new open minded me. ![]()