Review after review I read about guys on here DATY are you guys out of your f*&!/@g minds! Why don't you just drive to the location and suck the cock of the guy who has the appointment before you?
This just doesn't make any sense. .....explain yourselves. ..

That would mean the hooker would have to divulge where the prior john lives/works.

While I do think that performing DATY is a higher risk factor than many other activities, it has everything to do with pussy, and nothing to do with cock - unless you are seeing BBFS ladies.  Condoms and a bath or shower make any gent pretty far removed from the last fellows cock.
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Plus with the new TER pulldowns, I just check off the "low volume" option on the db to make sure the likelihood of me sucking the schlong of the dude that goes before me is VERY VERY low.

Like any one comes here looking for a virgin, when they really want a slut.

How about this, the next time you pick up a little hottie at the bar, you take her back to your place and you're DK'ing , just remember last night she sucked some guy off and he blew his load in her mouth and she rolled it around in her mouth before swallowing it, so you just ate his spunk by proxy.

peoples whole day would be taken up with tracking down each other, sucking each others cocks and before you know it  we would all have thrush and the women would be out of business. Mainly my answer to that is...hey I like pussy. I like eating pussy. I have no homophobic fears of cocks. If you are seeing a classy provider and not some tart off of the street there is a good chance she does a thing called bathing. It is kinda cool, they wash their women bits and everything. Unless you have an in on virgins I am sure there has been a cock at some point in every pussy you ate.

And we're not all fucking dudes in some kind of sexual assembly line, maintaining a consistent layer of crusty splooge on our bodies for hours on end.  

I do have to confess that the cleanliness in between tricks does occasionally cross my mind. A simple sniff test prior to dining usually does it for me.

See dude, I told you.... baths, soap, etc...it is all cool. You can go down on a muff with confidence that you are not going to taste any cock. probably less cockage than shaking a dudes hands. Cause we all know how good some guys wash their hands after rubbing one out or taking a leak.

Yeah but that doesn't really tell you much. You can be a virgin and have a stinky twat. BV, anyone?

Dude...that didn't even occur to me. I high-fived my brother earlier today...now I need to go vomit.  

If his name is mentioned again he might reappear like Beetlejuice.

Lol, maybe he washed his hand. You never know. You might be good.

And don't say you're not.

Riboflavin is not toxic when taken orally...-Wikipedia

If you are picking your ladies wisely, the cock that came before you was completely covered by a condom.  Even in a worst case scenario - like the previous dude slipped out the door seconds before your arrival, AND the lady had to time to bathe - you'd still only be lapping up condom goo.

But weren't 100% sure, would you let her suck your cock? Would you eat her pussy? Would you still let her give you a world class BBBJ even though your suspicion of her profession makes you never give her the pleasure of DATY or even kissing her?

The inane OP didn't deserve it, but a damn fine read nonetheless...love the meme, too!

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I dribble a bit of raw chicken juice on my snatch before you arrive.  I then lay back and think about the dose of  explosive shits and watch you shake your head wondering if it was something you ate...hahahahahahahahahah You can thank Sally M Onella.

When your Momma kissed you as a boy how do you know she did not just  
get done sucking your Daddy's cock.

He now has another guys dna, not to mention stale piss on his face from the guys DICK. And he worries about licking pussy. Sad really.

Unless someone's invisible puke residue got on the dry urine on their hand when they touched something outside.

With his hands and then puts in or near his mouth are way worse than pussy, but hey, he really only wanted to take a shot at hookers...well in his mind, dirty hookers.

Very well said.  If you don't want to be in the game there's the door.

I cannot stop laughing at each and every post. Riboflavin11, you are a fucking genius! LMFAO!!! And by the way, hats off to all the ladies, they made this thread the most enjoyable one I've read ever!

Do they eat bot pussy? I mean, why would there be a low volume ho-bot? Science is suppose to progress forward, there won't be any inefficient robots built.

lotsa fun foreplay can be had, and we are both assured of a level of cleanliness that removes any real or psychological obstacles to intimacy, oral or otherwise.....

Absolutely awesome, I can't wait to meet this woman.

Or just pick at it...and when it's getting cold offer it to your date?

The way I see it, Ribo, you got some issues going on here that preclude you from the joy of pleasuring a woman in the way she loves the most.  Every dude here, in spite of the hoo rah rhetoric, knows what I'm talking about.  It's the only real control we have over them.  Apparently, you have an unusually inflated fear of the penis that is essentially homophobic.  It's pretty much a given that any lady that would fuck you has certainly fucked before.  So many other fat throbbing corpulent and spewing penises, that have been in such close proximity to her that you have to worry about.  Hmmm, isn't homophobia actually a pathological denial of the reality that you are gay?  Something to ponder, but later.

I honestly have thought of getting a nice matronly Jewish mom type to feed her.  

but seriously, she's so right.

too bad I can't live with one of you, well maybe not

I guess diabetics can be added to your DNS list.

I've lost all wit due to the time and fading of caffeine in my system. So literally, I was saying I was going to blow Humanist, then kiss Mr. Riboflavin.

I guess that's next on my list. How to order a meal you can eat entirely without looking like a jerk lol. They give you so much food!

Nah, just messin', I was with ya.

Some people think John's and hookers are inhumane and fucked up in some way or another. Or more 'dirty'. Which isn't true from what I've seen. I practice safe, safe sex in and out of this profession. I hear way too much unprotected civvy sex happening out there. To me, that's scary. When one becomes a hooker or John, their bodies don't change to zombies. It's people having sex who are having sex with people. I think the stats should be questioned on risks, IMO.

Nothing to do with the OP here (He probably doesn't manscape anyway)

You don't have to do what others do! Wow big surprise! Guess what? You don't want to DATY, Don't fucking DATY dummy.
You can even find tons of providers who don't even allow it. Might save sone money too. Most non GFE gals are cheaper.  

Now I have to go masturbate and I totally don't have time for that shit right now

So it's cleansed after each appointment.... But I don't do 5 guys in a day... 2/3 max.... But each time shower, cleanse the PUSSYCAT..... and make sure is Shiny!!! Lmfao ....

WORD!!!

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