been looking at CL gals and their reviews and some interesting tidbits come to the front. I will phrase in the form of questions.... hee hee...
First, about the shower - what is it about providers who will not let the gent shower either before or after the main event! one of my first encounters I was offered a shower before the session... I like nice smelling sex... so I took the lady up on it... just nicer... but why is it that some seem to not want the gents to be either clean before or after the session? (Actually, this does seem to be a CL phenomena!)
Second, ladies - ever ask a gent to brush his teeth or gargle - or have a mint? curious... as I have been with some who - well, they just flat our should not have had that garlic - goat cheese pizza with the onions..... followed by the pack and a half of Camels! yeesh... so - do you keep spare cheepie toothbrushes and tooth paste handy for those "minty fresh" challenged?
And finally... are the gents who use your "facilities" good at their aim and do the leave the seat in the feminine position? lol!
just seems that the earth can be divided into the hygienically gifted and the not so gifted.... or is it just me?!
Again, only speaking from my experience but I ALWAYS insist on a bubble bath before the action takes place. I offer way too many evasive activities to take a chance on any area left unclean.
I do in fact have spare toothbrushes but have never had to really offer one. On dinner dates, the client will likely want to freshen up with a mint or brushing, and I find it a nice gesture for both parties.
I could never imagine why anyone would sway from allowing a shower to take place..just seems a bit raunchy to me.
It could be that girls who are only offering hours and half hours don't want the client to spend that time showering as it takes away from their clock time, and the client will likely want to go over. I have read several rants by providers complaining of guys who take 59 minutes to "let go" and then want to take their sweet old time getting dressed to leave.
Just a possibility but I can't answer for someone else's practices in this industry.
It has always seemed to me that the MO of the one-and-done gals on CL pretty much involves a quick pop and stunning lack of hygiene either before or after...
I can't remember the last time a well reviewed GFE gal didn't offer me a shower whenever I wanted one but with the CL girls it's almost non-existent. Could be their lack of desire to get extra towels (those Super 8's charge more if you ask for too many), could be that they are booking so close together that they don't want two guys to wind up in the shower at the same time...
As far as your own oral hygiene that is kinda up to you my friend. Some gals have mints available or even mouth wash but I have a tooth brush and travel size toothpaste with me all the time...come to think of it, I got the idea from one of my out call favs...
As far as aim goes....lol, do we really want to go there???
First, it's a common LE tactic to chat up the provider, take care of preliminaries and then excuse themselves to go into the bathroom. After the cop thinks the provider has incrimnated herself, he goes into the bathroom and gives the signal for the guys waiting outside to burst in and arrest the lady. I'm guessing some of the CL girls have experience in this area and are just being cautious.
Secondly, I doubt they have a preference for dirty men, rather they just don't want to do a bunch of extra laundry every week washing towels. Plus, they've got to keep cleaning up the bathroom. Most of these girls probably aren't what you'd call low volume.
I once had a masseuse who solved the problem by having a professional service supply her with laundered towels, but that cost money and most of the CL girls aren't financially able to do that.
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While I can't comment on the practices of the women who advertise on Craig's List I myself have a very nice set up for gentlemen.
First of all, I like to make sure your clothes are not wrinkled when you leave so I have a rack with hangers for you or me to hang up your pants, shirt and jacket.
Second, I have a fully stocked shower with several different types of male soap, body wash and shampoo.
I have a cabinet stocked with clean white towels and never reuse them at all.
On top of this cabinet I offer disposable razors and 3 types of shaving cream, aftershave, deoderent, disposable toothbrushes and 3 types of toothpaste, mouthwash, dental picks, hairbrush, q-tips and a nail trimmer. Whether or not all of these items are used, I want to make sure YOU are comfortable and feel good before and after our date.
While it would be hard to have this kind of set up at a hotel, I HAVE done it before. I believe that it's just good to have it handy in case someone does need it.
And as for someone not having good aim? I can say that hasn't happened yet and I hope it never does.
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Now not all us CL posters fall in to the 'cyber-street walker' category.. I use all venues for advertising.. I offer showers, have Gentleman accessories for use, mouthwash the works.. Hell, I even offer food and drinks (my hour is usually 1.5)..
YEAH CL is a cesspool I TOTALLY agree to that with anyone.. But lumping ALL providers who post there (especially now in the low season) as "dirty" well that is plain wrong..
The cyber-hookers there have done nothing but bad things for the biz.. Will be glad when spring gets here so they will get there ass back on the streets in the gutter from where they crawled from..
Hey and when you see them posting "what service for this price" flag their asses.. They are breakin the rules.. I do.. As I have grown in service my needs to post on CL have grown less the guys I see from here is a good example.. OF course YMMV cause they be some trash here too...
*In the vanity: an assortment of antibacterial soaps & sanitizer [Purell, Dial], unscented moisturizing lotion [i.e. Lubriderm] because disinfectant soaps tend to dry out your hands. Mouthwash and plastic cups pre-wrapped/disposable along with an assortment of gums, mints & sprays for guests to utilize
*In the shower: Men's soap, basic shampoo/conditioner, antibacterial soap
I have a fine system dedicated to cleanliness & expect my guests to take advantage of these amenities LOL-it just makes them feel better, and it makes me feel good about going where I want to go & doing all that I want to do.
My guests typically excuse themselves to freshen up or shower; though if they're caught up in the moment I do not hesitate to slow down and excuse them to clean their hands, shower if they'd like & prepare themselves.
There is a Thai girl in Atlanta who notoriously bathes each guest THOROUGHLY, & I mean THOROUGHLY in preparation for each session: I haven't gone this far yet, but I anticipate that I will begin to incorporate this. I admire it.
Oh & I use CL 
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I went to Atlanta and just about every guy had a smelly behind.
I do not appreciate a whiff of ass-sweat in my face when I am about to go down.
When I am opening my mouth to go down there it is like you just had an ass sandwich.
Apparently, some guys in Atlanta do not use wet wipes.
Even farting causes a stinky sweat to be down there.
I know cause I farted and I had to use a wet wipe so I don't smell like sweaty ass.
I had an ex boyfriend that didn't know to use a wet wipe after "only" farting.
He complained that his exes only went down on him for a second-duh.
He has now been properly trained.
I once saw a post about butt fumes from girls on the street or brothels.
They weren't washing the sweat and saliva off good enough.
I used Vagasil foaming cleanser because you don't even need water just a wipe and the foam and it removes any sweat or juices.
Any moisture in the butt crack is going to smell funky .
Farting produces hiney sweat so use wipes!!!
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Luckily for me, I don’t have that issue too often since posting a hygiene guide on my site. Yay for me!
I always keep clean bath linens and all sort of soaps on hand for those who would like to partake. On my guest vanity you’ll find a Dixie Cup dispenser and Crest Multicare Mouthwash (my favorite, it does the job oh so well- but doesn’t burn a hole in your cheek). Bed Bath and Beyond has sample sizes of all types of personal hygiene products; so once a quarter I take a few hours and stock up on toothbrushes, sample soap and the like. I always gargle just prior to a guest arriving and that typically makes a client want to freshen up.
Great question with the aim! Honestly, 70% don’t remember to lower the seat but at least the aim is pretty good. I keep those handy little Clorox wipes on hand just in case.
Guess I’m lucky- most of my lovers are housetrained.
XO
Melanie
of importance... but that is just me....
Actually, my teenage son has taught me that there is nothing more disgusting than poor aim!
Don't worry about the dirt, sweetie. You do possess a shower and a bar of soap, so as long as you pay careful attention to the bits and pieces, I'm sure you'll be well received. As for aim, my civvie guy friends all must have terrible aim because I won't go near the damn toilet if the lid is up. ICK. Thank GOD I have a maid. Bastards can't aim for the bowl.
As for the girls that advertise on CL, keep in mind there are many different types of girls on CL from the streetwalker types to the TER girls with excellent service to ROB's. You can't make a blanket statement that applies to all of them. Perhaps if you've had these problems, you should choose better CL girls. I advertise on CL from time to time. I don't like to pay for ads and then have school get too busy, so I'd get stuck paying for an ad when I take time off. Freebie ads make perfect sense for me. However, I also don't offer incall and never will. I'm just not interested in it as it seems like a whole lot of extra risks outside of outcall.
Katie
Maybe some CL girls see enough clients that asking for ten bath towels is an issue???
I had MOUTHWASH all over the toilet seat... AND in the shower? I don't know WHAT was up with that.
"I aim to please; please aim."
..."ever ask a gent to brush his teeth or gargle - or have a mint? curious... as I have been with some who - well, they just flat our should not have had that garlic - goat cheese pizza..."
Dude, watch your statements...
is a fave dancer who dances for me... when she dances for me - she gets very nervous... and has incredible perspiration in her armpits.... it does not smell (she is actually very squeaky clean) but it is HOT! course it does not hurt that she is a knockout... but it is also kinda interesting that she "gets nervous!" but I do too in her presence... kinda sweet!
I can't speak for other ladies but, my nose is sensitive so I prefer well showered.
Having extra toothbrushes on hand is a good idea. I'd just spent over 100 at the toy store so they gave a gift box full of novelty toys. Included was a penis toothbrush. The handle was shaped like a long penis LOL. I've been giving away the novelty items to my guests. It's been fun.
I always offer mouthwash before and after in addition to reminding them to wash their face/mouths well with soap. I don't think anyone's wife would appreciate their SO smelling like me. I like the new whitening mouthwash with peroxide. It works very well without the aftertaste.
I've had to insist with some we take a shower together. It seems those who need one are the ones who act like they're allergic to water.
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Before I show up for a session, I brush, floss, douche (I mean clean my ass throughly even though I'm not a big RIM fan), and use the shower at my gym (multiple locations). If the provider wants me to shower, I always do for her comfort level. And I never have to worry about aim as I've taken care of that before I arrive or, if I haven't, just piss in the shower. I'm sure you guys with sensitive feet don't mind. And the ladies appreciate not worrying about bad aim on my part. Ok, flame away...
