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Although my working title is How To Fuck A Hooker.  

But that is neither here nor there for this conversation.  And believe me it is a conversation.  This is the first part of several parts.  The other parts will follow over the coming days.

I’ll give you the short version.  Today a high school intern approached my desk and wanted some “tips” for his first year of college.  And I thought yes, excellent.  I will give you the quick tour of everything I wish I knew back in the fall of 1989.  

As I thought about this it occurred to me this advise is relevant for Hobbyists as well.

Let me get the short work done quickly.  

I recommended a book called How To Read A Book – published in 1940.  It is excellent reading.  Now, what does this have to do with the Hobby?  Everything!

Just as you read different types of books differently – i.e, poetry is read differently from fiction.  

You FUC* different hookers differently. - i.e, you fuck fat women differently than thin women.

Now continue reading.

For example my ATF was in her 40’s with 2 teenage kids.  Fucking her was like driving a boat.  Sometimes you opened her up and sometimes you just went for the ride.  All the time it was enjoyable.  Just as the great works of Homer or Plato can be discussed violently or enjoyed over a nice bottle of wine.

Now onto the racial differences.  I have sexed many black and white women.  (Disclaimer: NOT for the PC crowd).  

Black women loved to be fucked ALL night long and white women like it dirty AND rough.  

I would equate having sex with a black woman like reading Thomas Mores’ Utopia – you could just keep reading and reading because it takes you places you never thought about before.

While fucking a white women is like reading Dante’s Inferno – when you are done you are like WTF just happened to me.

What's the point of this Ridgetucky?

Simply put the Provider is like a book and you are the reader.  You (the reader) are allowed YOUR OWN interpretation of the text NOT the author (the Hooker).  

That’s Part 1.  

Discuss amongst yourselves

has a taste of literature and class.

Not really a fan of Faulkner.  

I have read some of his short stories.  Didn't do much for me.

But hey ya never know.  Next time I am in NYC maybe we can discuss over a bottle of wine!!

Aye, pobrasito.
At this point I'm just starting to feel badly for you.

calling yourself Madame Patricia.  

Perhaps it would be Professor Patricia, Attorney Patricia or Doctor Patricia.

Just saying - something to think about.

If you want I could give you my Phonics book I have from when I was in 1st grade.

Shouldn't be too hard for you.

Soooo....you think if someone is a provider, she's a failure of some sort?  If so, why are you here?

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A. White girl B. Black girl C. Some mom with a kids . ? If you don't explore you have nothing to compare ? Its like a discussion of McDonalds v Burger King ? What about old homestead or palm or luger ? I need a drink . I think we all do , I still don't get B.T. picture below . I'm going to the stern , and watch stars goodnight all.

Posted By: Back_In_Black
A. White girl B. Black girl C. Some mom with a kids . ? If you don't explore you have nothing to compare ? Its like a discussion of McDonalds v Burger King ? What about old homestead or palm or luger ? I need a drink . I think we all do , I still don't get B.T. picture below . I'm going to the stern , and watch stars goodnight all.

I guess it takes a special kind of guy. You sure you don't hate women RT?  

What's next, him speaking of "taking it" or some creepy stuff?

Shouldn't judge, bc I am sure many could judge you RT. Not in your position, as many women are not either.

A reason not to tour OH

Hey, Ohio is a great place ( for the most part )......just ask London.

Posted By: Ridgetucky
calling yourself Madame Patricia.    
   
 Perhaps it would be Professor Patricia, Attorney Patricia or Doctor Patricia.  
   
 Just saying - something to think about.  
   
 If you want I could give you my Phonics book I have from when I was in 1st grade.  
   
 Shouldn't be too hard for you.

I am a college graduate, and am aware of why I chose the name Madame.  Maybe you should utilize google, or learn to read a definition sometime. Here I did you the 1 favor of posting a link for your ignorant self.  Show some respect if not for me a real Madame, then for your pathetic self.  

* Your now on my ignore list.  Post on TER troll.  You have nothing to offer this great community, but rubbish.  Sad for you.  

 
For future reference it's CEO in everyday life.  I am the BO$$.  Hate on...



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Mr. Ridgetucky, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent topic were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 
I joke..

MojoRizon1257 reads

I posted a link to a video of the exact quote from Billy Madison in response, without having read your post first.

Back_In_Black1127 reads

The outline . One will never leave their comfort zone . Okay , I have a to z of what I like . Then I look for a to z . I don't or won't see what 1 to 100 is . The kids going to college , won't learn shit about life . Now , I would have told him to bust his ass , pick classes widely , find profs who he can get good grades with etc. Then find what he likes or think he likes . And go for it. Try different things and don't quit . And remember , if the guy or gal teaching him knew wtf they were talking about they wouldn't be teaching they wound be doing ( many ) . And life ? U learn about by living it , and love you learn about by experiencing it . And when you fall off the ladder of life get up and start climbing and don't stop till u reach the top . And if u tell a colored girl your gonna Fuck her all night , u better or she's gonna kick ur  ass. And get rough with a white chick and your balls are bobbit . I like the essay , better than the NY birthday party .  
 

Posted By: Ridgetucky
Although my working title is How To Fuck A Hooker.    
   
 But that is neither here nor there for this conversation.  And believe me it is a conversation.  This is the first part of several parts.  The other parts will follow over the coming days.  
   
 I’ll give you the short version.  Today a high school intern approached my desk and wanted some “tips” for his first year of college.  And I thought yes, excellent.  I will give you the quick tour of everything I wish I knew back in the fall of 1989.    
   
 As I thought about this it occurred to me this advise is relevant for Hobbyists as well.  
   
 Let me get the short work done quickly.    
   
 I recommended a book called How To Read A Book – published in 1940.  It is excellent reading.  Now, what does this have to do with the Hobby?  Everything!  
   
 Just as you read different types of books differently – i.e, poetry is read differently from fiction.    
   
 You FUC* different hookers differently. - i.e, you fuck fat women differently than thin women.  
   
 Now continue reading.  
   
 For example my ATF was in her 40’s with 2 teenage kids.  Fucking her was like driving a boat.  Sometimes you opened her up and sometimes you just went for the ride.  All the time it was enjoyable.  Just as the great works of Homer or Plato can be discussed violently or enjoyed over a nice bottle of wine.  
   
 Now onto the racial differences.  I have sexed many black and white women.  (Disclaimer: NOT for the PC crowd).  
   
 Black women loved to be fucked ALL night long and white women like it dirty AND rough.  
   
 I would equate having sex with a black woman like reading Thomas Mores’ Utopia – you could just keep reading and reading because it takes you places you never thought about before.  
   
 While fucking a white women is like reading Dante’s Inferno – when you are done you are like WTF just happened to me.  
   
 What's the point of this Ridgetucky?  
   
 Simply put the Provider is like a book and you are the reader.  You (the reader) are allowed YOUR OWN interpretation of the text NOT the author (the Hooker).    
   
 That’s Part 1.    
   
 Discuss amongst yourselves.  
 

Nah, his "Hookers don't make good mothers" has this one beat It's clear this guy is a needy sociopath, who can't get any adoration in real life, contrary to the bs he likes to spout off here. People who are respected in real life, do not constantly come to a fk board and start asinine threads that put down the very people he has to PAY to associate with. I mean let's look at the facts, shall we? He does not see providers with "Ridge Tucky" because he damn well knows only a BP crack head would take his money, or be oblivious to his dumb ass posts. When a trick has to lie about his board handle, that says it all.

"When a trick has to lie about his board handle, that says it all."

That could also apply to CPA and a few others who adamantly will not share their board handle. But you saw him (CPA). Did you know it was him before you met?

I screened through women who spoke very highly of him that he had reviewed...same with all the guys I met out of town. I never required personal info. from guys in other states, but I will after my move.

So, did he tell you he was CPA before you guys met?  Or he let you in on who he was after you met him?  Your references would have only known him by his fake name not CPA going by what he has said on here many times.  

I mean you might even end up seeing Ridge if he doesn't hand over his board name. Yeah a horrific thought but none the less, it could happen.

Yes, I booked with CPA through TER. I can't speak for what he gives to other women, but we messaged each other for like 2 months, and pretty much set up our date via PM, so no way for him to not tell me he was CPA.  

No, I would never just happen to see Ridge, because I require far too many things (full name, employment, and a deposit) for him to ever bother with me. Add to that, there are two other things about him, that would be a deal breaker and nothing he could hide, so he would never get through...not that he would want to anyway. I am clearly too vanilla for him, and he would likely be bored.  

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He would be now....

Alex....I'll take TER trolls for $ 600 please.

OK London...He's known for his long winded yet completely empty threads.

Oohh...Alex..."what is Ridgetucky"

Still your board London...next ;)

Posted By: London Rayne
Yes, I booked with CPA through TER. I can't speak for what he gives to other women, but we messaged each other for like 2 months, and pretty much set up our date via PM, so no way for him to not tell me he was CPA.  
   
 No, I would never just happen to see Ridge, because I require far too many things (full name, employment, and a deposit) for him to ever bother with me. Add to that, there are two other things about him, that would be a deal breaker and nothing he could hide, so he would never get through...not that he would want to anyway. I am clearly too vanilla for him, and he would likely be bored.  

-- Modified on 8/6/2013 5:08:17 PM

You must have missed all the recent posts by RidgeTucky, The Dungbeetle and Udo.  Lucky you!

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Women aren't Homogenous??
Deprived
"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely."

He's a troll.  He loves to post outrageous crap and then rub his hands with glee watching everyone froth at the mouth.  Trolls feed on attention.  So right now he is a very happy troll.

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Too concise?

I could have rambled on and compiled a few paragraphs to match the depth of his sputum....well.......probably not, cause my favorite word smith was Hunter S. Thompson, and I like to condense my prose.

Besides, I read about Frodo's exploits so long ago that I only faintly remember how trolls act.

Admittedly, I have a clearer image of the fall of the Berlin Wall, Gdansk boat yard worker's rebellion, why "Iron Lungs" disappeared, watching original episodes Of "The Loan Ranger", crystal radios opening the world of radio, but not troll morays.

Deprived

Are you the one hitting that RAP button?
You don't want them to see what I think of you? Why not

to read something and have your IQ go DOWN?  I think it just happened to me.

Next, you'll be spouting off about Milton's Paradise Lost, when you could not even get through the Cliff Notes.  

Thanks for the laugh and head shake, as always.

it was going to be a quick discourse on American Authors (Twain, Hemingway and the ever so delicious James Baldwin).  

Fun fact:  Would be very interesting to discuss Baldwin on a FUCK board because he was gay.

But his work is oh so delicious.

I would compare Baldwins' work to fucking a Southern Jewish woman.

Just something about it that says "I have to fuck this at least once for the experience".

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Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.
James A. Baldwi

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