Except for the backs of my knees and the eyelids, it's all good.

If you blow in my ear, I'll follow you anywhere.

Then WOW heck yeah I would be all over every inch of that!!!!

I can just see some ogre reading this and coming to me asking for a foot massage now... Thick yellow toenails and all. EWWWW!!!

Touchy feely stuff.... next you know you'll be recommending that "shady grey" book!  that we all watch chick flicks, cry at hallmark commercials.  Sexiest thing ever done to me?! BBBJNQNS in the champagne room by my paramour!  It was a total surprise, and very intense.  Touch the back of my knee!?  my eye!

SEriously, for me, a scalp massage followed by lightly rubbing her boobs on my chest and legs!

I'll have you know I get pedicures regularly, trim my nose & ear hair, and make sure my breath is minty fresh...

… I doubt are visiting "providers," except as a sort of curiosity or by demand of the providers.  Assuming that they like women.

Everyone is entitled to his or her preferences, but the discerning client, whatever his physical condition, will be aware of signs of contempt for him on the part of the provider —which do not encourage repeat business.

As a non-ogre, let me respectfully remind the poster that there are many lines of work where one need not have the kinds of contact with people that provoke an "EWWWW!!!" reaction.

Hi Carmen,

As a founding member of the ogre club I can scratch you off my list... Oh wait... I'm partial to small breasts & no tattoos, so you would not be on my list!! Oh well, carry on!!

That a client evokes an "ewwww" reaction from me. And then he's simply not on my "list" anymore.

In my daytime line of work there are a lot more "ewwww" moments but in that case I have to deal with them in a professional manner and can't "not see them" anymore just because of my personal aversion. Luckily that's not the case here.

but I once had a man say that he would take fewer BJ's if I would give him more pedicures.  He at least admitted that most men would think he was crazy for ever making that request.  Go figure.

Well, if they got regular pedicures, I might touch their damn feet lol. You missed my thread about guys and their big old, cracked feet on my back during a bj. That shit was funny!!

Still amazed that personal hygiene has to be discussed on both sides.  Wash your ass, take care of your nails.  Yuck.

a full pedicure and foot massage - $30 for an hour of pure joy.  

I'd have an entirely different set of expectations if we ever met.

As if she wanted to be on it in the first place. lol

BRING IT!!!

Amen to that. The dumbest shit ever to be said on a hooker board lol. Who gives a fk dude...you're not on MY list!

Not you Cubbie...you know I wuv you, but in general ha ha. I would pretty much fk all the boys on TER, with only a few exceptions. I can name another board, where i would not touch any of them.

close to your Grandpas age and would take too long.

Well for god's sake PM me which board that is!

P.S. In case some of you didn't know, London is my idol.

Girl, let me tell you, my client yesterday afternoon put ALL of those guys to shame. I would have totally licked his eyelids or whatever, had he asked.

Guys like that don't associate with illegal trash.