What would be the number one sex act you wish you never had to perform or have performed on you again?  

I've been with two providers, and my ex, who enjoyed fingering, asked for it and got off on it especially when I went after the G spot. I understand completely that you don't want it because you communicated so in detail, just tell your client, you can do so gently if you think their ego will be hurt by being direct, or in the case of a client like me just tell him.

You're totally right! And I do tell them.  I'm not the type to let people do things I'm not comfortable with. It's just something I really don't enjoy at all. What about you?  What kind of moves have girls done to you that you just aren't a fan of?

fist fucking is even worse..ask Bob..

no spank you, that's a region I prefer left alone!

But severe constipation can't just be allowed to fester.  You know that.  I'm sure the nurses weren't really trying to hurt you.

I've had women drag their teeth during bbbj, Ive had women try to put their finger in my ass, but the thing I dislike the most is up selling. It annoys me to no end when a woman tries to upsell, post on your site your rates for your time, I know of course how much time I've requested, I've made sure my envelope is correct, I always give her time to ensure its correct by showering at an incall or putting the envelope in the bathroom at an outcall and then let's have fun.

She wants to haggle over prices...that is your cue to play the game.

Squeezing too tightly or even sucking too hard is VERY uncomfortable for me, even worse than "toothy" blow jobs.

Seems like you do like it rough...Who'd have thunk?

and according to Jack, your check was a bit light if you really think you are getting any kind of rights to his sequel.

We call him "Slow Sugar" around the office.

Damn.

Those computers are really old.  

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I had one gal put me out of commission for a few weeks on account of her teeth.

A plutonic lady freind of mine and I were talking about sex one day, she told me this story.

I want to feel it and taste it, but not gag on it as you shove it down my throat.  
Oh, and don't lick my face either.

I am letting him take my Bentley.  

I wonder if CosmicSuckUP needs to earn some extra money? I heard Giselle had bled him dry and he is in need of a part time job.

anything that requires I get my tongue or mouth in close proximity to her a-hole. Sorry, doesn't matter how clean she is, just doesn't float my boat.  

I tried to get the Hound but he was hung over. LOL

It does nothing for me. That is the number 1 and closely followed is getting fingered. VS is right very few have a clue how to go about it.

...I'm sure a couple of my biker friends would be willing to help convince Bob to pay up!

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I am mystified why guys like a prostate massage.

Which is great...no problem

With the donations from me you've been serving for what...30 years now?

In addition to the misery of enduring someone's unskilled fingers poking around my business, I cannot STAND when guys attack my clitoris like they're waging war on it.  

To date only a couple of providers have tried a FIV on me and I very politely have told them to keep it external and clit focused, please. And the only toy that I enjoy is a well placed vibrator externally only.

Nothing can get from calm and cool to wanting to bite his dick than hurting my clit.

I agree with all the posts about teeth, just like us with FIV, if a lady does not know how to use em, don't.

They are forever trying to convince chicks that we should do all kinds of stupid shit to you.  Butt stuff is pretty high on the list LOL.  

You boys are obsessed with each other!  Come for the hooker reviews stay for the sausage party, I guess.  Nice to see you kids entertaining yourselves so well LOL

are lesbian?  

hooker+lies=

...c'mon lighten up and join the fun.

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I'm suggesting that the majority of us are faking SOMETHING for the money.  Faking orgasms, faking a love of dick, faking enthusiasm, faking whatever we have to fake to give you the best possible time and get the most possible money. What's the difference?  Oh right, there isn't one. It's all pretend, guy.  Why give H+T shit for faking it? It's obviously working out just fine for her

I spend enough time humoring obnoxious old men who think they're hilarious, thanks.  

But you're a lot like herpes:  you're irritating as hell, ignoring you won't make you go away, and no matter what we do you will ALWAYS be here.  

and we johns don't have to try and get you off. In fact we have plenty of "outlets" besides ungrateful hookers. if you don't like the sex or despise men do us a favor and stop trying to "trick" us. we're not as dumb as you may think. fuck it I'm canceling ( but well in advance. )

..."I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints".  


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Frankly, I'm perfectly fine with a john not trying to get me off.  That isn't what this is about.  It can be, but it's his dime, his time.  

So, deal with it. There are 9 who likes it.  

Lol good point. But would that really feel good after more than a minute? Should I be adding this to my repertoire?

I really think you need to discuss with Oldtimemonger about pulling shits and stats out of your ass.  

Maybe read up as to the use of ad hominem on internet forums.

I have very sensitive nipples, and so I love to them stimulated.. but biting them, even softly, is really uncomfortable for me.

Yep...that's what you're doing all right.

That is why a guy needs to learn to listen and be observant especially with new parters. I know a woman who must have vaginal stimulation or she can't cum. Oral feels good but will not get her off. My wife can cum from vaginal, clit, or anal stimulation. And I know of others cum off of mainly clit play. This is because the clitorus is bigger than what is on the outside and it's internal positioning, size and nerve clusters varies as much as dick size and shape does. What is great for one will not work for the next. Communication is key. There is no one thing that does the job for all women.What rocks one woman's world can be literally painful for another and yet the next it will do little.

Just put this in block or capital letters into your ad:

It also depends on what kind of sexual mindset at the time I am in. Sometimes I like it rough, sometimes I like it soft and sweet.   I usually like to progress from soft and sweet to rough though.  Yeah I agree, you definitely can't "undo" too hard.  
Hugs and kisses
TL

If VS says that 99% of the women hate fucking...you must be the outlier amongst outliers.

You should bitch slap him if he does something you don't like though.
Be dominant from the start!

....just not with a dick.

Perhaps you didn't mean to post your comment to my comment?

Women as men are made different. You all don't have just one main playbook that fits you all. Just as we don't. HINT to sooooo many women out there. Haha. I know sooooooo many women who love it and do get off from it. Fingering that is. I'm just wondering why the statement, guys keep your hands off of my snatch and you are using an alias. Lol. I suppose you're not trying to actually talk to the guys who have or will see YOU. I hope you tell them to stay out of there then or politely move their hands and say you don't enjoy. Can that go on your profile? That you do not enjoy. If you have a TER profile that is. Plus, dirty fingers can be an issue. It would suck for you to get an infection and it does absolutely nothing for you! Well it would suck even if it did. Lol. Trust me, it doesn't do enough for a man personally wo enjoyment being received by you. I hope no man would be offended or upset that you would tell them no. I hope.

I believe she said 99% are in it for the money. I would have said 99.99% are in it for the money.  

I guess they have to write something...after 50 years of bullshit the well must be pretty f'ng dry!

You know, it's funny because it IS on my TER profile!!  But clearly not everyone reads those things very thoroughly LOL.  

But watch your back, Old Boy. I might just come for you next lol.

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Too bad...it was getting entertaining.

The truth is, if you're too dumb to realize that that was OBVIOUSLY a hyperbolic statement based solely on my own experiences and used to make a point, then I just can't be bothered to keep talking to you.  

Then the old "I can't be bothered" reply.

the surface of the earth.

That was true before the summer of 2011. We have been able to PM to and from an alias for 4 years now!

Communication is key.   Also, grooming beforehand for guys should include trimming fingernails.  Also remember that many ladies actually like digital insertion, so we will not necessarily know that this is a turn-off for you unless you tell us.

Maybe I'm in the minority but I love when a guy slides his fingers ( preferably two-one in the pink, two in the stink)  in me.. I think it's absolutely hot.

How is that little preference working out for you?

Cardinalfan posted something relevant to the thread, and said basically "PM me for more info." Jc316 said he can't PM an alias. My reply was to JC. Where the heck do you come in?

FIV/FIA whilst you choke on The Guapster's dick.