I was in Europe a month ago, and let me tell you something, the escorts(and just about everything else), but the escorts, are/were fucking phenomenal.

East European girls is where its at. Nothing like the most sexiest girls in the world, the Slavic's. I mean Jesus Christ, these girls were stamped and sealed by the great god himself to be vastly superior than all other women.

How can I put it properly? They worship men, they are extremely sexy, they are hot, literally, hot-blooded, extremely feminine, confident, self-assured, and even aggressive/assertive. They have no regrets at all being women. My experience was that I was going to have sex, instead she had sex with me.

My escort from an agency, literally for a average price did everything no girls in the US would for around $200, and she was extremely sexy.

And unlike Americans, she had CLASS. She really respect herself very much, and highly respected her femininity and sexuality. She was also very respectful to me and always smiled and made me feel good as I made our moment humorous. After 5 minutes she knew what to do and got up and undressed, was sexy as fuck.

I'm not gonna go further because that would be a review, but what I will say is that this girl, I teased her and teased her and never gave her one kiss, next thing I knew she fucking tongue raped me, and I was like omg.

This girl also just about licked my entire body. She started from head, and sucked her way down eveyrwhere until she took a big fat gulp on my cock.

She enjoyed it way more than I did, not to mention, I made her orgasm the 4 times I saw, all 4 times. Her favorite position was to take it from the back. She loved it hard, and after we finished, would turn into such a world class girlfriend or wife material, whereas moments before she was a freak/goddess in bed.

Man I love her. And my words to Americans is, shape the fuck up and be like her too. This girl almost gave me a hickey until I stopped her from raping my neck too with her mouth. Why can't Americans be like this and active too? Why are they always either so melancholious or so impatient about it?

Learn from this Slavic girl providers, learn from her and emulate her. Truly a fine WOMAN, world-class, and extremely sexy and purely feminine in every fucking way. If you girls want class but don't know how to get it, listen to Mozart, Haydn, and Beethoven for around 24hrs straight. That will help you right away.

Man, you're really asking for it aren't you....LMAO! Just sayin. I'll enjoy reading the responses I expect you're about to receive.
   I am glad you enjoyed your time in Europe though.....:>)
                                                                                         RR

That you could type this much with one hand.

Based on one $200 experience! I'm impressed!

What's up with that anyway? Aren't you worth billions? What are you doing with one $200 girl, during an entire European trip? Shouldn't you have seen a few really high end gals or maybe 20 or 30 of the lower priced ones?
BTW, I think zoe might be looking for you.

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what the fuck does 'melancholious' mean?

So you disappeared for a few months from your "old" handle where you were the "young teenage boy" that was being kept by Mommy and Daddy's gazillions.

And I thought that after a few posts that maybe...just maybe you realized that it's best to just present yourself as the old man that you were ultimately exposed as.

But nope...YOU need to make a GRAND entrance bashing all of the gals here...except of course the European gals that you claim to have fucked...in Europe no less.  Did you pay in Euros?  Can you do the conversion for us lowly and incompetent Americans?  Pardon me TER admin...I doubt he was anywhere near you...so don't be concerned by this poser!!

Welcome back...YOU were sorely missed.

Hey...shoot Serpius/Capricornus a PM and ask him how much fun this joint really is.  The two of you asswipes can commiserate on the NEW TER  

At least the gals here don't have to be concerned about you.  Unless of course they advertise as a European babe.  And then they better watch out cause old davey boy is on the prowl  LOL

I was in Austria. Slavics are not only Russians. I am encouraging harder work on behalf of work. It looks like lazy is the way to go.

Oh well. If anyone ever goes to Austria I'll be sure to give you this girls contact info.

no zoe is in love..no she isnt..she hates fucking mozart though..not her style..

Would you like me to send you AGAIN your posting on other sites...Remember, the one that has YOUR picture on it?  And you're email address?  Do we need to go through this crap again...with another handle change?

Knock this shit off asshole.

You're nearing the pathetic stature of one Capricornus.  And that takes some doing!

He is talking about those suave...sophisticated...hot European babes.

Is Russia part of Europe?

I don't think so.

And can you convert those rubles into US Currency?  Op is expecting change from his $ 20 US dollars for a full GFE session.

He still has to account to Mommy and Daddy for his expenses.

Where the hell is prepkid.  He was fun.  These other assholes just aren't!!

And they choked big time in Women's gymnastics

Those babes will be lucky to even get cabbage

Re: And they choked big time in Women's gymnastics

It's surprising that many women seem to defend this Chicago guy. Maybe you paid them to take a shit on your face. That's probably what happened and the women here who 'agree' with you probably like to keep your confidence, because they like to take a shit on your face.

The way Chicago comes to attack me each and every time is hilarious, for an old man to be bashing on someone 30 years younger.

What, am I competing against your women??? Don't worry buddy their is plenty women out there for you too. Plenty will poop on you face for free even.

Chicago assumes he owns and controls this website, not realizing or seeing too much?

The lazy American providers agree with you only because you make it so much easier for them to do almost no work and get overpaid by idiots like you.

Is there one girl here who actually does something and doesn't overcharge by a factor of 5? I doubt it, and thus I made this post to show everyone where you can find a real deal.

I wasn't going to get a provider from this site to begin with, so who cares.

I was just thinking, he was probably at home watching the Olympics and those young (underage) Russian gymnasts and jerking off, and that's what brought on this post!

Maybe what needs to happen is that the link to his postings for the sugar babies go back up.

Great pics of kingcold.

Unfortunately NO mention of any inheritance.

And from the looks of his posts....unemployment only pays for so much  LOL

He was in Asia...but we haven't heard from him in a while.

And you don't know the difference between Asia, Europe or Russia.

Seems like you two could be back packing together

Or would you just prefer I post the links to this thread?

Since you don't know my age...assuming 30 years is quite bold.  But given that you have already been outed a few months back...do you honestly think that the internet forgets?

And I do quite fine in arguing MY posts...perhaps you are too dense to read.

Stick around for a bit...and just act your fucking age (which based on your pics is north of 60 assshole).  If you want to continue to harass the ladies...and other members here...prepare to be bombarded with posts.  Maybe you can argue your position...but like last time I suspect you'll just slink away and ask TER to give you another handle.

And then when you come back have a bit of humility and be a productive member of this board.  Or just continue acting like a complete and utter asshole.  That you've already demonstrated is a strength of yours.

Close the thread.  That was the post of the day.

You need to realize that KC has limited dial up access....and only limited times that Mom and Dad will allow him to play on the computer.

Cue the orchestra for some sexy music now!

Your tax dollars at work.

and all that classical music playing at once is getting me confused.  Plus I speak no angliski

Lina

Now they all gonna move in with him and make sweet love till he gets his inheritance

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

Do you have that computer game?

I'm assuming that is how you are getting your geographical references!

so then prepkid and kingcold may indeed have gone backpacking together?

I doubt kingcoldwas...he was too busy on his other board site trying to get the unsuspecting gals to babble with him.  Yep...that damn internet thing again.  Leaves too many trails.

But preppie...where in the world could he possibly be?

So...just for grins.  Where does the line between Europe and Asia come into play in Russia?  I may want to use that info for a TER Hooker Jeopardy question  LOL

As long as guys like Capricornus and this tool keep posting, I look like Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling around here. Besides, they make me laugh ... although its "at" them instead of "with" them.

I love the guys that can't get through an entire thread without contradicting themselves several times.

And this fella...well he was a blast the first go around.

I have no doubts he has more entertainment for us coming up.

Just wish he could get Mom and Dad to upgrade to DSL.  He's just too slow with his replies.  Hell...even prepkid was quick with his posts...and he was in Europe..err Asia...maybe Russia?

That is NOT allowed in TER Hooker Jeopardy

Sorry...that means that you, Capricornus and KingCold will have to spend time in a locked room for two hours together.

I'm not sure it gets much worse than that!

You could throw in Lungman and Prepkid too!

Nah! I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

I heard this very same crock from a douche bag on my local site, and my suggestion was move the fuck over there and quit your freaking whining about US women.

This is a clown who played here before, then got some of his threads removed and changed his name.  If you don't recall who he is from this board, I'm sure CPA can give you some insights

Totally admitting to intentially starting a trainwreck with your OP!

Then again, what other purpose would a post like that serve? LOL

Lovely Lina


Next time you're in town, 3 crates of cabbages and a bowl of my grandma's borscht for two hours

Not meant to be a smart ass comment, but a serious one.  Why post this drivel?  Do you think you're entertaining anyone?  The geographic stupidity almost has to be deliberate. (if I see a Slovakian lady in Columbus Ohio, does that make the US a slavic nation?) I mean, what pleasure do you get out of being a troll?  I just don't get it.

No, I did not, and I think now I may be in deep trouble.  Three crates would be a lot of money,even in small denominations.  Although i know you would be worth every leaf, Perhaps I could provides sexual services instead, although you might prefer the vegetable.  How about cauliflower instead?  Or broccoli?  I heard Broccoli is a real turn on for Russian women...

Your not in Europe, but the US, and the cost of living is quite different, as is/are the laws. The ladies here are always under real threat, and the cost of doing business here is exceptionally more, especially if in a major city. Cost of a 5 star hotel in NYC, 750 a night, then factor in living expenses and the only one you have to blame for rate/service is our economy.

At 200 an hour, a girl would have to see 4 guys just to cover her hotel expenses, much less figuring in cost of living expenses... by the time some broad is done seeing enough guys to cover just her hotel, I seriously doubt she had the energy left to even take a shower much less give some stranger fake passion and a hickey. Clue: Giving hickies is a sign of aggression and hostility. More than likely, she was doing the hickey giving to keep from putting your cock or tongue in her mouth.

Another clue for 200: Its ironic that you speak of lessons of class yet your touting off like a classless baboon on a fuck board about your latest paid conquest. Bravo, you managed to pay someone to fake you and then bragged about it. Thats real class, let me be the first one to sign up for your lessons or life insight.

A big mouth and that he constantly puts his foot in.

Not a very good combination.

Every time he opens his mouth, it appears like it's only to switch feet.

Honey, you need to get a clue about who you are talking to or take a fkin hike. Your posts are utter bs, and if you're broke we get it, but don't much care. Made of money my ass lol. Guys who are made of money don't have to constantly bitch and moan about what others pay for hookers...how about minding your own business and getting laid?

You rejects are always the same when it comes to being jealous of what others pay or make in this business...get over it. Just because American women are not STUPID enough to fk guys like you for peanuts, means nothing other than just that. We are not that stupid lol. I know exactly three women from various parts of Europe and NONE of them are anything like you just described in your OP...they would beat your ass vs. kissiing it. I think you should try match.com because it's obvious you're looking for more than just sex, and it's a bit creepy.

If you're looking for a provider to lie about everything, you should stay in Europe because here we will only tell you that your weenie is big and you're a great lay lol.

-- Modified on 8/3/2012 8:32:59 PM

Everyone here is stealing it. Myself included. bwahahahaha!

without a GPS. I can't even tell you the countries some of the cities I have actually visited are in...now that's funny!

That's my trademarked sign off, and I expect royalties every time some one else uses it. Which coincidentally is exactly the response I expect from my demand for payment. lmao