So had a date with a Provider well a fuck session  

"Damn, a hooker is driving the same car as my PhD wife.  Who wadda thunk it!"
 That may be the most condescending thing about hookers I've read on this board.  WTF do you know about hookers?  Like other people there are all kinds.  Some have lots of money and do it for other reasons.  My ATF, for example, drives a BMW 750.  I bet you and your "PhD. wife" can't even afford one.
Suck on that, douchebag.

That your PhD wife drives the same car as a hooker.

Was driving a Jaguar...

These ladies had the brains to not register the cars in their real name.

Are we not supposed to have nice things?  
I have a luxury car and a luxury lifestyle. I dont get how that's shocking. A lot of us have life's outside of escorting. And for those of us who are smart with our money we can afford to have a nice lifestyle.

why are you still around?

Posted By: Ridgetucky

So had a date with a Provider well a fuck session    
   
 I know I said I was taking a break but hey opportunity knocks.  Ya know what I am sayin.  
   
 Anywho.  She says to me she had to get her car fixed, blah, blah, blah.  I wasn't really listening.  I mean I am there to fuck not hear your problems - Honey.  Reference the JZ video below  
   
 And I pick up the term X5. And I said oh you have an X5 and she says yeah.  
   
 Then like a punch in the stomach I said to "myself" that's the same car my wife has.    
   
 Kinda funny because the X5 is a total soccer mom car.  
   
 Damn, a hooker is driving the same car as my PhD wife.  Who wadda thunk it!  
   
 How many of these girls are driving around town in luxury cars?    
   
 Maybe I should get out of Finance and become an escort  
   
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 RT Says ------If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son/I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one------  
   
 

Kinda funny because, black women are not soccer moms

because when we go to the swim meet(s) for my kid.

Your funniest post ever.  However, do we know for sure his wife is black?  Self-hating black men love those white wimmin, ya know!

but yep she is as black as the ace of spades.

couldn't resist that one.  

that nails it.  you're not even black.  Just a simple troll driving a Chevy. No wife.  No therapist.  Just a keyboard.  Sucks to be you, don't it.

Dear Inicky:
When you overpay for a good lay,you never know what they drive from here to Santa Fe. Multiply their fee by so many clients and the next thing you know they have a tidy sum of dough to put down if not by a car outright.  Also considering that we are recently coming out of a recession they probably got the car a real decent price to. Also speaking of Salesmen you have just got to ask could they have been clients too? You never know, about a smart and crafty ho.

This is a funny thread.  But anyway ... I had a junior co-worker who would rent a Jaguar, Corvette or other luxury sports car for his dates.  Let's just say it worked.  The part-time security guard around here drives up in a late model Lexus. I talk to him every now and then and I don't think he paid cash, if you get my drift. Before long, I think that Lexus will be in repo but he's loving it

You must not open  your mouth if they google eye you! ha ha.  

Dude there million + on ways to drive any luxury car you want.

I have a luxury SUV, but the difference is, I have never paid a car note in my damn life. Yea, I took finance too. Lesson 1...if you don't own a home outright, don't toss money away on a damn car note

Dear Dupy:
When you write something that is not turgid and incomprehensible, you are letting the side down.  Stop making sense.  You will ruin your reputation.
What kind of car do you drive?  I'm guessing an old Saturn.
Thanks for playing.

First of all, what a provider has (ie home, cars, etc) is NONE of your business!!  Perhaps this provider is a PhD as well?!  You would be very surprised at how much education some providers have & many of them ARE soccer Moms!!   Sometimes their education exceeds most of their clients!! Not only are you belittling the intellectual capacity of "hookers" but you seem to think they are not deserving of finer things.  The only BS I see in the whole scenario is YOUR shitty attitude. You have NO idea why women choose to become providers but being a provider does not define them as people or as women.  I happened to drive a very nice car, have a very nice house and many nice things and I obtained them all on my own not only by providing but by applying my savvy, brains & education to other things!   Are you jealous of her because she has a nice car that YOU and those like you helped her pay for?? Would you feel better if she lived in a flea bag apartment and drove a beat up chevy? Get over it and more importantly get over yourself!  Don't forget, the guy that's got to pay for it is NO better than the provider he's paying & it would be to your benefit to get that straight

Posted By: Ridgetucky

So had a date with a Provider well a fuck session    
   
 I know I said I was taking a break but hey opportunity knocks.  Ya know what I am sayin.  
   
 Anywho.  She says to me she had to get her car fixed, blah, blah, blah.  I wasn't really listening.  I mean I am there to fuck not hear your problems - Honey.  Reference the JZ video below  
   
 And I pick up the term X5. And I said oh you have an X5 and she says yeah.  
   
 Then like a punch in the stomach I said to "myself" that's the same car my wife has.    
   
 Kinda funny because the X5 is a total soccer mom car.  
   
 Damn, a hooker is driving the same car as my PhD wife.  Who wadda thunk it!  
   
 How many of these girls are driving around town in luxury cars?    
   
 Maybe I should get out of Finance and become an escort  
   
 --------------------------------------------------------------  
   
 RT Says ------If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son/I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one------  
   
 

LMAO!!   True, I've never seen a black Mom on the soccer field!

a college professor and has a nice car (or whatever)?  

I'm sure there isn't all that much "whatever it is" being discussed by the hotel staff. In my experience valets tend to be mostly guys and if a guy sees a smoking hot blonde get out of a nice car with little to no luggage even if they don't KNOW, in their mind they are thinking escort. LOL
 

My Dear:  You know I love you.  But The Cunning Linguist has asked me to point it that it's spelled "heinous."  Funny thing is, I've noticed that spell check doesn't work in the subject line on this site.  But if you'd written it that way in the body of the message it would have been underlined in red and you would have known.  Therefore, slack will be cut for you.
I have no doubt you are good at what you do, and are likable as well.  Do contact me if you ever visit New York.

...people pronounce it "heenus."

Really.  All jokes aside.

but considering you R NOT that smart to begin with that's not saying much.

I thought she meant "If I ever pulled up in a hyena's car". Don't know why a hyena would have a car, but everybody's got money in AZ.

And, you get dumber and dumber with each post. I can bet your wife is paying a car note too, and you're a finance genius lol. It amazes me that the gurus of the money world make the very same mistakes they claim others are stupid for making.