Why in god's name did he make these things. If you touch them for god's sake clean your hands with rubbing alcohol or vodka and don't scratch your nuts. Mother of god! I think this is karma for beign a bad boy this morning.

Ouch, lol... Im sorry to hear that, a good lesson learned.

rinse your hands with milk

Get the hooker all bound and gagged...

And wipe a bit of that on her privates.

Oh wait...that might be considered cruel.  Make sure she's OK with some serious masochism first.

Or just start with some IcyHot and see how she reacts to that first  

I googled it and rinsing in vodka worked! Milk is the worst thing to do FYI.

Or don't touch your junk, eyes, cuts, butt-hole, etc. for a good while.  Soap won't help, either.  Milk will help, but it's not gonna just make it magically go away.

best. things. EVER. put ghost chili based sauce on all my hot wings at home

by returning the favor AFTER I have taken a medical grade skin graft knife (much like a large vegetable peeler) to his parts and then apply IcyHot...and see how he reacts to that....but that might be considered cruel... only if he is not into a session of masochism..all in good fun of course...

But you would be amazed at how many folks like pain.

Some more than others obviously.

And I only play BDSM games with gals who are into the scenes.

And of course...if they want to return the favor...that can be arranged as well  LOL

Vanilla sex is OK too....but I can get that anytime...anywhere.

And I can tell you that some of our mutual "friends" are awfully kinky.  BUT...they don't advertise this either  LOL

I haven't tried the graft knife...sounds like it might be fun though.  The gals seem to like the Wartenberg wheel...fun little device  

And yea...I've played with the IcyHot...give it a try sometime sweetie.  Interesting sensations  LOL

Posted By: saturnsky

by returning the favor AFTER I have taken a medical grade skin graft knife (much like a large vegetable peeler) to his parts and then apply IcyHot...and see how he reacts to that....but that might be considered cruel... only if he is not into a session of masochism..all in good fun of course...

I have tried a ton of stuff, but none of it surpasses what I get out of some tender love making..yep that's my speed.

I guess most would not believe half of what I have either done or watched (most of it non sexual and the sexual parts were with women)  but that was a long time ago when I thought it was cool to experiment...it was but I always go back to what I adore the most and now don't bother wavering.

I am glad others enjoy other areas. I just know what I like.

I hope you wash your hands after scratching your nuts, whether you eat ghost peppers peppers or not.

My SO at the time started to get frisky and we ended up fooling around, as I giving him one of my famous BJ's my fingers began to wonder...Needless to say a few moments later he had a five alarm fire around his cute little ass.  I cured it with a milk bath straight from my mouth and tongue into his ass.   It was the perfect cure.  But don't try this at home kids ;0)


Sweet french kisses

Your angel,

Elle Vegas

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