A friend who alienates (or fucks) all your other friends.
A friend who manipulates you to do whatever she wants thru sex
A friend who thiks you're mad at them if you get too busy to call.
A friend who (usually) hates The Blues. But thinks Madonna is deep.
A friend who would insist on "The Piano" when Galdiator is in the big theater... And you'd do it because (you know)...
A friend who thinks lap dances are disgusting.... WRONG! They're Fun!
A friend who loves you just the way you are.... except for hoy you dress, who your friends are, what music you like, how you cut (read "style") your hair, how you drive, where you bank (too many single girls there!), etc. etc. etc.
OK, I'm new, I play around on AFF and haven't had any real luck on it, finding a woman to live out my fun with without all the headaches seems impossible!! So I start searching around on excite and that is a joke, well now it's time to make the plunge to having a possible GFE experience (hell untill today I never knew what the hell GFE is...at least I think I have it figured out) I've read a few reviews, saw a few photos of some extremely beautiful women, would love to meet up with one, but I am looking for that knockout that would be perfect to "pop my little cherry" in the world of escort services!!
Oh dear lord, this makes me sound like I'm really a virgin!! Look what happens when you re-read a post!! No I am a mid thirties man that is just looking at a new experience with someone that is extremely open and attractive
You're not fooling anyone.We know you've never seen a woman naked before...
Kidding..kidding...
I am new myself,and I'm having a ball.The fact that you found this site is a step in the right direction.Take your time looking around.Read through the reviews.If you see a lady you like,do a little research.The people on this board and others are extremely friendly and helpful.
Thanks to doing some homework and using some common sense,my first couple of experiences have been tremendous.Truly wonderful.And I cant wait until after the holidays when I can really start tearing up the town.Heh.
A friend who alienates (or fucks) all your other friends.
A friend who manipulates you to do whatever she wants thru sex
A friend who thiks you're mad at them if you get too busy to call.
A friend who (usually) hates The Blues. But thinks Madonna is deep.
A friend who would insist on "The Piano" when Galdiator is in the big theater... And you'd do it because (you know)...
A friend who thinks lap dances are disgusting.... WRONG! They're Fun!
A friend who loves you just the way you are.... except for hoy you dress, who your friends are, what music you like, how you cut (read "style") your hair, how you drive, where you bank (too many single girls there!), etc. etc. etc.
Our good buddy 'Sully' (wherever the hell he is)once defined his version of a GFE experience as:
"a woman that fucks your best friend and throws up on your shoes"
Which of course, gave me a good laugh but I really think you guys are confusing a true GFE experience with a true GF experience- IMHO.
To me, a GFE experience is sorta like the sex that you get in the first +/- month of GF experience- ya know, before sex begins to be used for manipulation purposes. I really not jaded..........REALLY!!!
Straightman, no wonder you're into the blues. You just listed the inspiration for every blues song I've ever heard, as well as all the ones yet to be written.
I could add a few new subjects for songs, but they've got nothing to do with girlfriends, so I won't. BTW, I love the blues, but needed to hit middle-age before I could appreciate them!
the great part of being new is you are not yet jaded! OK but seriously... do your homework. I have been in and out of this hobby since 1974 so I am anything but new, and have learned that I really don't know anything about this hobby. LOL! Do your homework, when I 'came out of retirement' about a year ago I joine this board as a vip member and spent several months doing my research. Then when all the votes were tallied (no hanging chads) I arranged a date. If at first you don't succeed, try try again, certainly applies here as well as in the "real" world. I think I am rambling... the blood has not found its way back to my head after yesterdays 'activities' I'll go to my room now! Best of Luck! Lustman
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