Last week, I saw this UTR provider whom I have known for a couple of years. Towards the end of our appointment, she informed me that she got married recently, is now pregnant and this may be our last meeting! After getting over my shock and talking about her future plans, I wished her well and left.

Now that would really cause the little guy to fold up like a cheap wallet.  WOW!

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The providers are more than fantasies, they are real people with real lives.

I wish them always the best.

I got the same speech about 10 years ago.  We agreed to stay in touch.  Within a few months we began seeing each other again.  For the next 5 years or so I was her only "client," until she slowly returned to providing.  Still married BTW.

One was my first time with this Asian gal in NYC. She started BBBJ and stuck a finger up my ass for prostate massage...my first time! Wow! what an explosion! She took it all in her mouth-which was not a first but always a pleasant surprise!

I had a lady invite me to her apartment for breakfast, just breakfast, nothing more. I showed up on Sunday morning, where she promptly introduced me to to her young son, and her husband, who was the approximate size of New Jersey. I've never been so nervous in my life, but it all worked out nicely, and we all had a very nice visit. The husband and I, as it turned out, had quite a lot in common.

LOL! Not really.

Serious question...

What constitutes a midget?  Specifically, at what point does short become midget?  I've got a friend that I've seen a few times that is seriously short, but in a really good way.  Pretty much tiny in all aspects, except for some serious enhancements under her sweater.

So, who's baby is it? Inquiring minds want to know.