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mirthfulgirth 2840 reads
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...DATY tasted like peanunts?

netmichelle5980 reads

"That's cool. I'm a smuggler. I can totally afford you. How long are you in Florida for? Can you come to Boston? You have appointments there already? For real? No way! Can I just give you some money as a tip now for chatting with me? I have a lot of money right now. You have a website? Really? That is wild. You are so cool."

I am stunned. I think I am totally booked in Boston now.

I was thinking this is the perfect guy to test out being honest for once when I'm asked, and he ends up being more connected than I thought. We ended up chatting for several hours, comparing tattoos and swapping strange tales from the dark side of the moon. The guy in the seat behind us was literally hanging on the back seat and on every word.

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xenopus2442 reads

with him.  Forgive my double standard here, but I guess it depends on what he smuggles.  Be careful please!

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NYTraveler3178 reads

The guy is into peanut smuggling.

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mirthfulgirth2841 reads

...DATY tasted like peanunts?

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netmichelle3354 reads

Oh yeah, he gave me a scorpion. It's a good luck charm. I'll use it as a paperweight for my condoms.

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Roxy Tomato2163 reads

Followed by stings!

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VonRyan2556 reads

Three licks, two fingers, and some patting!

Yummy!

Cheers!

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FreedomRider2252874 reads

Pussy Galore, Octopussy, Tiffany Case, Plenty O'tool,
Dr. GoodHead, and now 'NetMichelle' as the action adventure femfatal of the new millenium.

  Rock on NetM

  FR.

-- Modified on 4/19/2004 7:58:34 AM

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bank22659 reads

My intuition says, cut it off now and be in his mind forever, not in his posession....

very scetchy possible con..

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zinaval3271 reads

Women in Bond movies are like the redshirted guys in Star Trek.  You know what's going to happen as soon as you see them.  They show up from nowhere, never in any previous episode, and you know that they are going to be gone by the next one.  

But at least the redshirts cease to exist in some creative ways.  Bond just bangs and boffs women, (and not even very graphically) and they're gone!  The guy's got a phaserd*ck!

Let's hope Michelle doesn't have that fate.

/Zin  



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loveboat3804 reads

That was me in the back seat.

All I have to say is….you are one naughty, naughty, freaky chic…. I can’t believe what you said! I mean I was so into it that the hostess had to pull me back saying it was rude to eaves drop. At one point I actually stood up and leaned forward and almost shouted “you did what!” Yep you are absolutely right, you are the one my mum warned me about. And I am  for sure staying far far away from you, yes sugar pops you could be one bad habit hard to get in check. Oh by the way  that thing he told you about that thing, yes you know what I mean… well that is one tall story.

Ok, ok guys, just before you all get carried away……and start hitting me for juicy details, its all in my imagination.

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Conjugal Coddger2819 reads

When I turned 21 my parents gave me a birthday card that said.  "Son your at the age now that you have to watch out for wild women like (NetMichelle)that"  opening te card to read the inside   "Or you might miss them"         All I can say now is "Thanks for the advice Mom and Dad I found her"

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George Strait2793 reads

When are you comming to Boston?

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Ci Ci2704 reads

That' great, Michelle. I bet he had some interesting stories. Reminds me of that song by Don Henley. Makes the whole crime thing exotic in a weird and psychotic way.

Hugs,
Ciara

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SydneyB2974 reads

makes my life so much easier...of course I do hide it from my child, so I don't tell the people at the PTA meetings...but the rest, absolutely.  Its what I do and a large part of who I am.  And you never know who needs to get laid!

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MasterYoda21653 reads

Right on, Sydney!

Good on ya for joining the PTA!  It's a great way to connect with your kid.

Just so ya know...out here in California, at least, if the student is a member of the PTA (yes, they can be), they're eligible for some scholarship money.

Yoda

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MrSelfDestruct2811 reads

"And you never know who needs to get laid!"

Words to live by, Sydney...indeed.  We will have to add altruist to your list of attributes.  You Texas gals are just so sweet! :)

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