When she says "smaller than her BF so he won't notice"!!!  She doesn't want to have her snatch stretched out for her BF!  That is hysterical!  

She isn't talking about your weight or height!!!

In case you don't know it -- almost ALL providers have a husband, BF, or S.O.  Most know their significant others are sucking other guys' dicks.

and please don't give me some lame ass race shit.

I got 'weary' just thinking about what he's asking us to respond to lol

because she is fucking goofy.

A provider I have seen has recently started offering selective GFE services. I emailed her to arrange an appointment for the new service and she has explained that she now has a boyfriend that doesn't know about her business so I must be *smaller* than him so that he doesn't notice.
As much as I would like to see her, I am a bit weary of getting caught in the act by her boyfriend and getting into the drama. Also, my wife cheated on me and I feel for this fella whose gf is sleeping around.
Having said all that, I am still thinking of seeing her. What would you do?

agree to see her in a hotel then at her home this way you won't get cought.

I think that is so odd. She will need to measure all prospective clients...just sounds ridiculous
I think you should fine another GFE

But I can't remember what it means

And I still find it riDICKulous
I have 4 kids and have had a few big dicks in my time and my snatch is still just as tight as it ever was
so come up with some more smart ass comments

it's obviously just a lame excuse.  For some reason she doesn't want to  see you any more.  Just move on.
PS:  you are "wary," not weary (which means tired).

Few providers would ever mention such a thing to any gentleman they hoped to see. If she's seen you then she knows how big your cock is and to your dismay it's smaller than her boyfriends. Why else would she mention or offer this service. By the way GFE is more than fucking

She's offering her services not a relationship. Your one of many so don't take this so personal. If you can keep your mind on what your there for and enjoy a good time go for it but if it's going to make you go limp find someone else.

Kisses Haley

Well.... if you are still considering seeing her, then you must think you are smaller than her boyfriend.  And since it is likely you have never seen her boyfriend's member, you must be assuming it is larger than yours and you probably have a reason to feel that way.  Must suck to be you.

You have to state the obvious?
By the way, your "almost all" statistic is not correct. "Many" "A lot" even "most" would be a much better term.

I been the guy in the dark about what my wife did. I wouldn't do that to anther person, knowingly.

Plus the whole size thing is a crock. Pussies are designed to go back to normal after being stretched, unless you are into fisting or something it shouldn't be an issue. My wife sees guys much bigger then me and she is as tight as ever. Plus if she does her kegels she will get even tighter. Every lady in this game should do her kegels.

I think it is just an excuse to get you to go away with out drama, and if I was you I would take the hint. There is plenty of providers out there. Go see one that wants to see you.

I re-read your post after reading some responses.

You give three good reasons not to see her - 1) the strange busines about being "smaller", 2) you don't want to get caught in the act, and 3) you feel for the boyfriend.

I hobby to avoid this kind of drama.

with a bowling ball.


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