I'm sure I'm not the only guy on this board who's gotten zany provider texts.  And I'm certain providers could fill a book with crazy client texts (please share!)  I think Providers have elevated text msg shorthand to an art form--some of these texts read like haiku:  

 r u gay, straight, or bi

 your wife is chinese?  Id luv 2 do an asian grl  

 y do u ignore me now
 
 i dont even kiss my bf

 we can do that but only if u let another client watch

 u lost me & now Im going 2 cheat!

 yea i gave away your morning appt & i have a lunch date.  i can c u after 1

 r u still mad

 thats bs & you know it!  I was sore & you knew it!  

 i need your room from noon to 9 pm

 do u think less of me bc of my job

 u treat me like a whore u spit me out like a piece of gum!

 send me 50 west union ill buy gas & cum c u

 u dont love me u r full of shit

 if u r going 2 c that new girl u can tell me

1 need 2000 up front


















 

I Am So Horny Today!!!

Your the only one I do that with!!

I luv it when u do that.  Who r u?

You guys should ask TER to create a "Text Msg Fail" forum on TER Thanks for the good laugh xox

dat wat i tlkg bout. gf60