**GUYS - Please do not respond on this post.. I am only looking for ladies' perspective**
**If you DO intend to respond, please at least be respectful, and no name calling**

1. "Fuck buddy" is a well established term that refers to an NSA sexual relationship. P4P doesn't count, as there are 'purse-strings' attached to this arrangement. You're welcome to attempt to redefine "fuck buddy" but it's doubtful you'll gain any traction (if you call me "fuck buddy?" = my fist, your face).  

I will  not call you fuck buddy in that case. I am not sure, however, if other gentlemen on this site feel the same way about the term. May I just call you a mate then?

Could you please "like" my post.  I feel that the more likes I get, this post will stand out and we can have better discussion.

Brain fucking comes up with some really weird porn, or maybe you meant "mind fuck"? Which is where you're kinda just left confused and asking "what the fuck...?" About a situation.  

In that case, I am wondering to myself what would be appropriate term to use for a board buddy with whom I converse about naughty things, and who is of male gender. The other day, I sent something off to couple of guys and didn't receive any response. Perhaps I crossed the line.

Ok, a fuck buddy is: if you are only getting together for sex and that's it. NO payment, NO appointment, NO screening/ reviews/ website, etc; just call each other up when horny, preferably after 9:30pm on a weeknight and maybe 2 or 3am on the weekends. Get together, fuck, and then go away. Fuck buddy. I can really like to fuck someone, but if I tell him that and then still require a payment or stipulations on the relationship, he isn't my fuck buddy. He is just dick I have baited to get what I want. From  a fuck buddy, I truly would just want to fuck.

I thank you for exercising restrain. That's good judgement and good karma.

For your insight.. I see that you particularly chose a latter time for weekends, because most people stay up late on weekends, while go to bed early on weekdays.. Correct.. But then again if its someone who works on weekends and is home weekdays then that would throw off this fuck-buddy relationship, especially if his counterpart works regular schedule like most people.  

Did you mean to say you are insulted by political incorrectness?

Even though you have currently received 3 likes on your post, I am not one of them..

with that gesture of kindness..

while I have not committed any crime yet.  

But I do not possess the charm, nor the intelligence or wit of Jim Parsons. Only a genius like him can portray such a complicated character with so much ease.

And I encourage you to have an open mind to see a somewhat different point of view..  

But why the violence?  

My personal view on Fbuddy, etc..

My father doesn't own a laptop, but a custom built Desktop, while my mother frequents Internet using a tablet.

you are engaged in an effort to create a Tidwellian Society...that's damned funny!

You are so respectful and always think about the proper way to say things. That's my Roddy!

Now, fucking a gals brains out and brain fucking aren't the same thing. The first one you are shaking up her pretty lil head so much with your manly thrusts that her brains fall out.

Brain fucking could mean skull fucking OR it could mean you are fucking with someone's head. Now the whole fuck buddy guy thing, um no don't call a guy that even if he's your board bud here. A woman who is a fuck buddy...you have to be having sex with her, thus the whole FUCK thing. If you can make booty calls, hang out ect then she may be a fuck buddy. A gal you talk to here that you aren't fucking is a fuck BOARD buddy, not a fuck buddy.

Now you've made mamma say FUCK way too much trying to get you straight on this. I need to take a bath now to feel clean again after saying FUCK so much. Rub-a-dub-dub!

I hope I am allowed to use your moniker with a capital H, although you have spelled it otherwise.

Please try to understand my conundrum. I have been labelled somewhat of a "softie" by the peers. They always used to pull down my pants in the gym class. I want to become that tough guy and still want to remain classy and a gentleman.  

First of all, my name is not Roddy. I do understand the differences now, but your language not so suitable for a lady to use. Now, I did have a beer once, with a biker girl, and you sound like her. She wanted to arm wrestle me. I didn't feel very comfortable and had to leave the bar.

And how dare you talk about my language when you brought up the whole fuck thing in the first place?

It took me two hours to put together my thoughts to explain all of this to you!!!

And not one word about his protruding  buttocks!

Anyway. People kina hate you

Stop trying to be Freud. Is that his name?  
Don't wander into those lonely places.  
I won't judge you. Who am I to judge?
The exception proves the rule.

We are good Skeletor.  

I am glad he got to see the money.  Its after all not smart to run around naked in the locker room showing your bum to your agent asking for MONEY..

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...but whoever you are, I think you can do better.
I suggest you get together with some of your buddies to brainstorm - and FYI, that's not the same as fucking each others' brains out.  Though hey, we are on the Naughty Board, and that would certainly give you something naughty to post about next time...

You know better. Why are you acting like such a dick?

I only sound gayish, but I am pretty straight (I think) only enjoying fornication with my female counterparts.

I am confused at your statement of I know "better".. What do I know better? Please expand on your thinking, so I may be able to respond in a manner that helps us understand each other.

and I have no affiliation with them, but I did stop by their campus once on my way to somewhere just to defecate.

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But you over there seem to be engaging in a monologue. While a part of me is a little worried about you, a part of me wants to leave you alone.

You are losing your good manners FAST! I wish my baby was here, he's take care of your nonsense. and he would never defecate on the lawn like you. He knows how to wipe and goes front to back with extra strong Charmin because he's a manly man who treats the ladies well.

I don't know how I could mistaken you for him. I wish that lil scamp would come back real soon.

I had to explain some very basic things about fuck buddies, fucking someone's brain out not being the same as brain fucking. He's MountainPEWS first cousin.

I not a laddy but then you said you looking for the same sex so I replying. If you ment some one else side of here that on board talk to them in person before posting on this board.

I think u mean skull fucking. That's when the woman lays on her back with her head hanging upside down off the edge of the bed, and the dude is standing and fucks her face. Skull fucking;p

If u call a guy your fuck buddy, he will probably want to kick your ass...or, if he's gay, then he might want to do other things to your ass. Hehe.

Eom

My intentions were just to facilitate constructive discussion with ladies, and thought that if the guys would refrain from it, it would be work in everyone's best interest. The Gentlemen here tend to use very harsh language sometimes, and I get easily offended.  

I had a black friend who asked why us white folks called her African American. She's not African American. She's black American. She said it in a funny matter, but it made sense.

I don't really like the term, but everyone chooses the way in which they speak. I try myself to avoid vulgar language in my day to day life so I can't imagine enjoying the phrase. I would rather be your secret lover, or your "lady of the night"

Hmmm... I think I would be more apt to consider the thoughts of the ladies that have pulled down your pants rather than the lads and the posts...

But women were not allowed to be in our locker room. So women didn't really pull down my pants. Only bullies did. Guys... Well mostly..

Justify it anyway you want.
Everyone sees through your crap. Honesty becomes handshakes
Just sayi

Why would any girl want to be used by a guy like that. The ones I know who have done it eventually feel used. May be younshould stick to married women whose hubby's don't fuck them anymore and looking for only that in their life.