Please, please, please do NOT use cologne on your frank & beans. If it smells that bad down use some soap & water it will not hurt and it doesn’t taste bad.

How about if we dip them in a can of Campbell's tomato soup first? Then they'll taste just like the frank & beans Grandma used to make.

Same thing with deodorant. Better to wash those underarms and then put deodorant on. Nothing worse than putting deodorant on without washing those underarms.

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What about banana cream pudding on the frank and whipped cream on the beans topped with a cherry? Would you lick it then?

I put a bit of cologne on my abdoman and theighs.  No lady has complained in 4 years.

Sorry sweet, but just to be safe, i always use Umpire, the cologne fo r foul balls.