One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.  
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

...... she said in a previous thread that she loves greek missionary. A little finger won't be enough.

Some also apply more to P4P and others more applicable to the civvie world.

Saw it in a tumblr presented as such- thought it would be an interesting post to share-

...as GaG stated, a good portion of it is probably more relevant to the civvie arena than p4p. A professional provider will let you know how she wants to proceed and if you can help her "get hers" along the way, great. I usually book extended sessions (90 minutes to 2 hours) and like to take my time, so that both of us have a great experience. However, this is normally with a fave provider with whom I've spent some time and have a bit of a connection.

The OP is one of the most banal posts I've seen in a long time here.  And that's saying something.  And even when he was right he was repeating stuff that is obvious to any sentient monger.
If he was my Dad I'd be embarrassed.

I think I'll check this advice out with mom if it's all the same to you.

Dad apparently has her on all fours and doesn't realize the exhaust port is on top. Also, any "dad" who uses anal-erotic Star Wars analogies for sex is obviously too much of a geek to ever get laid, so if you look a lot like mom's old high school friend, there's a reason.

How can he be your dad when everyone here knows I'm your dad!!!

We can START with the finger or tongue but then I like to move on to bigger and better things! 😜
XOXO  
TL

My dad told me if he had a pussy he would be rich! 😂 after he found out I was a hooker. All the while, I thought he would be mad at me. Go figure lol
XOXO  
TL

I remember my dad saying something like that when I was in my twenties.  My dad was funny as shit too girl.   I have missed mine for 22 years.  The good always die young.  Love, Maddie

Remember OL, the TS provider who went off the rails a year or two back? Well she made a lot more money BEFORE she got a pussy. Go figure, right?

Someone who knows me. Thank you for sharing. You have great insight into us girls or at least me.