Too funny, sorry don't mean to be insensitive but LMAO.

OK in So Fl there is a lake with another sign with a story on it.

There was a pond, and in that pond lived a creature named Allig.  Along the pond was a beach.  And on the beach was a little girl, and the little girl got too close to the water, so Alligater.

Get it?  Allig-ate-her...

Giggle,
TS Jamie
Yeah, I know, I need therapy...  

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That guy will be up for a Darwin Award.  Unless he has already reproduced then he'll just get an honorable mention.

"Heeere's yer sign!"

Playing minature golf at the Sandpiper in Florida one day my ball sliced into a drainage ditch.  I went to look for the ball and noticed a little sign that said:  "Beware of aligators".

I thought to myself: "how cute."

Someone happened by and yelled to me:  "Can't you read that sign?"

I said:  "You mean they are serious; there are alligators?"

"Yes", they replied.  "This is Florida!"

You can take the idiot out of the northeast, but you can't take the northeast out of the idiot.

(By the way, I did find the ball.)

Actually that would be Bill Engvall

"No good deed goes unpunished", I guess that goes for gators too,