Just heard that eating tootsie rolls changes the flavor of semen. Supposedly it makes the semen sweet.   Does anyone have any experience with this?  I have heard for years about eating pineapple to sweeten the semen, but it seems to be a lifestyle commitment to drinking pineapple juice or eating pineapple every day.  While ,supposedly, the tootsie roll thing affects the taste within hours.  
Inquiring minds want to know.

I don't have real meal in the afternoon. I just eat fruits and salad.

Yes Pineapple does make your semen sweet, and coffee makes it bitter..

I guess a topic for a different thread...but you taste your own semen?

Let Hound Dog know and the two of you can go hot tubbing with the gay boys and check each other out  

Also, on the flip-side, there is a difference in Daty  "taste" between ladies who are primarily vegetarian or eat lot of fruit vs. those who consume a lot of red meat.

But i have been told that it is sweet by a few providers themselves..

I can even tell you who the hooker was if you want. But I will only do it privately...

I sure as hell know that NO hookers ever make shit up...at least not when the Benjies are on the dresser.

Now...if Hound Dog said you taste "sweet"...sure  

Have you had a hooker tell you that you taste like Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls?  That is the real test here!

because of Tax Season..

I did taste my own cum and it was sweet, which confirms what I have been told in the past..

And no..I don't eat ice-cream.. Well Hagan-Daaz sometimes.. But rarely...

So...did you write a review on this session?

How did you rate yourself?

I think you qualify for a 10 in performance....just saying  

I don't care if you swallow that entire pineapple and shove that tootsie roll up your ASS..your spunk still tastes like shit! There...I said it. Those things only make it taste 'sweeter' so big whoop. Now, it's sweet tasting ocean water. Big improvement, thanks. I really wish women would stop perpetuating this bs to make guys feel better, because the stuff has never come out tasting like a hot fudge sundae. When that happens, I might swallow the shit.


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but Curly said he tastes his own shit...and it tasted sweet.  He wouldn't lie...would he?

So there...a john who has first hand experience and so far isn't running an ad on here  LOL

London if I  had posted the exact same post I most likely would have gotten shit...for being not only a man hater but now a spooge hater....but I agree wholeheartedly.

Hard to take a brown envelope seriously.

I guess there was no quake by you...sorry I was misinformed yesterday.

Last time I was in LA I really wanted to feel that shake and bake...but no luck  

Maybe she'll answer yours?

she can get some reviews and have a free limited VIP....

I am tired of paying for this shit myself.. So I am looking into it..

London.. Who built your website?

"LR gets away with sooooooo much but poor old me would have gotten shit!" Boo fkin hoo. Stop with the victim card honey. AGAIN. So boring, so tiring, so predictable, and so insecure. And again, so sad.

Spooge Lovers of the wold unite!! (and come to my house)

If it's pussy you are enjoying licking, then it does.

I would guess the same goes for "sppoge" (God, I love that word

And get used to the taste of spunk!

With all of the gay shit I've done.
I can say I have never tasted jizz.
The only biz you will get is cock you know.
And I'm the gay guy??Jeez.

Maybe she can learn to play:

"Do you hear the people sing"?

I'd like that  

Until then...I am sure that AOL still has dial up rates.

When some hookers pay other hookers to dine...what happens when one smells like tuna left out in the sun?

Do they still pretend it tastes like cotton candy?

I guess if one is paying the other to muff dive.

Otherwise they come on the boards and bitch using their brown envelope.

But still...the Hound Doggie is making some noise!

you are in big trouble my brutha. Tasting your own juice? Come on! No offense, but isnt that the CHICKS job? Arent you suppose to be into HER liquids and semi liquids? WTF is going on around here? Hound, did you make Curly gay? Did you take him to one of your spa parties? Can you just play with your kind and stop trying to convert heteros please? Curly, just stop WTF ur doing now. No more gargling with your own seed. Hound corrupted you. Take solace in that.

Curly? your stock just hit the shit can. No amount of baseball, ridiculing hound, or saying "hooker and John" is going to help. You've got balls for saying that though.

Thank god Curly isn't posting drivel to hookers telling them how hot they are and shit like that.  Especially when the hooker is a pretty plain jane.  

Don't have to tell old Curly Q to get up off his knees.  Not like some of the "boys" here  LOL

Just for grins...would you have sucked on your own splooge if some (as in real real hottie) hooker batted her eyes and said "Do it for me"...."Oh...I won't tell anyone".  Granted she went right back to her hooker pals and had a chuckle...but give credit where credit is due.

And I see you at least gave old Curly Q a nod for his feat  

Are you announcing this for a reason.?  

No judgements here...I did think you might have been bi (for bucks at least).

But all out gay...STUNNED  

Or did you just mean you would leave the site for more hetero boards?  LOL

PM and email pal.

He doesn't have time anymore to try and teach anyone here how to be "real men".

I do that BCD!

I don't mind in the least telling a lady she is hot, if I think so, and give a damn less whether that sits well with "real men" or not, but I don't flatter them. I call plain, plain, but realize that is just my opinion, and respect everyone else's.
I didn't get the "Don't have to tell old Curly Q to get up off his knees." comment, please explain.
I have never had anyone try to convince me to eat my own splooge (thanks for finally spelling it right) and wouldn't do it. Someone I love could get me to break any rules, but that hasn't come up, and I appreciate everyone just keeping quiet and not making suggestions.

Never swallowed my own jizz, never stared at schweddy balls, never jacked a guy off in a whirlpool like Hound. By "out" let me be clear. Gone. Later. Ciao. Peace yo. Aloha. If this place starts reviewing Hound and Curly types, I slide over to UdoReview. At least that fker is straight! Psychotic, but straight.

one ounce of heterosexuality in a sea of gayness, still makes you Clay Aiken's bitch. Just sayin'...

And on a daily basis you can see plenty of johns fawning over hookers whose prime was during the Nixon years. If you call them a plain jane...great.  But you'd be in the minority....and probably attacked by the old biddy's and their WK contingent (assuming the nursing homes allow internet).

The reference of "up off your knees" is a comment that suggests that a fella need not kneel to an old ugly and fat hooker.  Happens quite often around here though!

As far as what someone...anyone does sexually is their own business.  Whatever shit you find interesting and fun is yours, and yours alone.  The funny thing is for so many here anything beyond MISH is considered fetish material.  Pathetic!!

And you do realize as a discussion board...if everyone just kept quiet and not make suggestions....no reason to have a board...right?

Most of the drivel here is just that...drivel.  Only a small percentage of readers/posters take any of this as serious.  And I doubt you're one of them  

They are going to have a funny aftertaste, and you'll run back to the gayhound board!

And probably more aware of their "all man" than you or I will ever be.

Hell...if you follow saturns posts at all (and we both do with bated breath  LOL)...gay folks are much more in tune with their sexuality.

Just saying  

there aint nothing "all man" about that. Sorry Hound. That wasnt directed personally at you. "Collateral damage", as CPA calls it.

The older I get, the older "young" gets though, but my reviews, though they don't tell much about me, reveal that I have a taste for young gals, but I totally get it when others are fawning over whatever they like. Most of my favorite gal friends are older though.
The "keep quiet" was just a joke about not telling my lover to get me to try some splooge. I totally will bow at her feet and worship, and that, to me, is a position of strength.
MISH? Is there anything better, more erotic, more empowering, more sensual, than looking your love in the eye? I don't mind being like putty in her hands. It's the one secure place in the world to be weak.

Wasn't that covered this morning by Steadman?

As always...in this world..to each their own.

Try some other positions...you might like it  

I like the intimacy of CIM and do not mind the taste. Obviously not all women are going to feel the same.  However eating a tootsie roll is not going to change a woman who doesn't like it and it doesn't make any difference to those that do.

I don't watch sports.
Only news, and porn.

For Christ's sake, get some new material...you are boring.

It was tongue in cheek...you know, a joke. Boy I sure got under your skin.

So when did you and pill boy start dating? He's got to be a bottom, all that whining.

I had an ex that loved it. Everytime we were together the first thing she would say is "I want you to feed me"  she was absolutely NQNS.
To me that's okay every once in a while, but I find it much more erotic to have the woman take the first shot in her mouth then all over her tits as that first shot is running down her chin.

MM

Yep...I knew it was a joke.  

We all did.

Don't give up your day job.  Stand up isn't a career path for you!

Till then I've just got to stick with what works.

The ratings are still pretty high...even though it's retread shit.

Even Seinfeld is on nearly every hour somewhere!

Do you ever feel like Elaine in the Bizarro Jerry world?

More like tag team sports.

Hey...How about you send up the hotplants signal and we can make it a foursome?

If she's busy...MadWoman Patricia is getting pretty rambunctious...give her a shout.  Tell her I won't negotiate (till she's actually here..then we play "Let's Make a Deal")  

"I want to taste you."   And I agree, cuming on the breasts or ass is disappointing.  Although I am fine with my partner ejaculating on another woman's breast so I can lick it off.  Boobs and cum combined = a good day.

although he does have to get over his spooge phobia..or he can CBJ.

A bbbjcimnqns from pill boy.

numbed into a coma.

I sure hope not...you are part of this game.

Granted you don't have top billing yet...and won't till you figure out how to effectively create train wrecks.

Hey...wait a minute.  I think you have.  The meltdown from a couple of days ago has received nominations for "best actress".   But I had to decline that award on your behalf as you weren't acting.  You were convulsing.

Try and take a blue pill and get some rest  

Can't get the hotplants signal going?

Hey...if you need a few bucks to get the power back on...let me know.

You're welcome  

To recap...Curly has discussed playing with snowballs.

BPM rammed the gay card down his throat.

Now you're up to date on all the exciting threads on TER for Friday March 8, 2013

How about joining in on the newest mangina thread...the LovetoDaty poster is questioning whether hookers get upset when johns see other hookers.  Should have saved that for sweeps week  

Did TER contact you about those new boards yet?  

Like telling me to take my meds. Oh wait...you did that already. Six times. Tongue in cheek, right?

Don't write reviews, don't post and proly never even heard of TER, just like Saturdsky's clientele, correct?

I'm not sure how long hotplants sits on the crapper...but when you gotta go..you gotta go.

But MadWoman Patricia is around...just not as much fun as hotplants!

But she didn't tell me about the Boones Farm.

She did post a while back that she liked the higher grade wines.

Is Two Buck Chuck a higher grade wine?

She likes wild cherry Boones Farm. But he didn't pm me that info. He couldn't have because none of her guys are TER guys. He sent me the info telepathically.

If you're going to give me unsolicited shit because you're desperate for attention, or someone to fuck with, or you're bored, or you can't detach yourself from CCPA's apron string, and feel compelled to mimic his every move...... or whatever the malfunction is, at least try to get your facts in order.

I'm not a provider. So, no, I do not see hobbyists.  

And now that your boyfriend has his panties in a wad...look just go blow pill boy, get your protein shake and call it a night.

go lay down and spread those fat ass cheeks and let chgcpa tale a flying leap at your bung hole...or better still, open wide and take all of his salami, right down to your tonsils and then a nice warm dose of throat yogurt...eat up sally!

You're going to get the ride of your life..up the hershey highway...bend over and grab those cankles

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How in the hell are you going to jam that limp noodle up chgpa's ass if you don't tape two popsicles to it? Or take your meds, the anti psychotics and the hard on pills. Sucks to be so darn impotent and on a fuck board to boot.

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So, is that the beverage of choice you give the ladies you pretend to see...(we all know your gay).

Who is the bitch now? Let that one slip hey Sally?

You can speak for YOURSELF only (but obviously don't). I know many women who like the taste of good spunk (not the funky stuff .... LOL). I'll take their word for it when there is absolutely no reason for them to lie. Why would a platonic friend, not an escort, say she likes it if she doesn't?  

Just like some women don't liike giving BJ's, many do. Same with guys and eating pussy. Disgusts some, but not others. Same with tossing the salad.

I must admit, people who think they know things, but clearly don't, are amusing. You amuse me.

PL