but if they really want to build up the attendance, perhaps they could figure out a way to avoid things like riots and stampedes that, you know, could get you killed for just attending a game.
They might also include a few franchises for the coffee and blow-job shops described in a thread a little earlier. That would be one way to get some aggression relieved.
I supposed the day is coming when I can look forward to a blow job while in the produce section of my super market. Even Frank Zappa long ago recognized the erotic nature of fruits and vegetables.
You should know better than to judge riskiness by what gets the most media attention. Getting killed by going to a soccer game is a minuscule risk. You're far more likely to die from, say, air pollution (which kills some 100,000/year in the U.S.).
Or more accurately, going to strip clubs in the wrong country.
American strip clubs are rather restrictive because of our dumb laws against prostitution, but try going to a strip club in a country where prostitution is legal and you will find that the "no hands" rule only applies to futbol.
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