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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 954 reads
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...in order to attract more fans.  But the same rules will apply in the strip clubs as they do in soccer -- you can't use your hands.

http://www.maxim.com/sports/italy-soccer-stadiums-strippers-2017-7

mrfisher 115 Reviews 109 reads
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2 / 8

but if they really want to build up the attendance, perhaps they could figure out a way to avoid things like riots and stampedes that, you know, could get you killed for just attending a game.

They might also include a few franchises for the coffee and blow-job shops described in a thread a little earlier.   That would be one way to get some aggression relieved.

 
I supposed the day is coming when I can look forward to a blow job while in the produce section of my super market.   Even Frank Zappa long ago recognized the erotic nature of fruits and vegetables.

Take a listen:

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 97 reads
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3 / 8

Because beer is the best thing about Amerucan football . . . . after cheerleaders, of course.

GaGambler 98 reads
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4 / 8

Or more accurately, going to strip clubs in the wrong country.

 
American strip clubs are rather restrictive because of our dumb laws against prostitution, but try going to a strip club in a country where prostitution is legal and you will find that the "no hands" rule only applies to futbol.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 96 reads
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5 / 8

Want a blowjob in the produce department. The women that work there always have cold hands.

clang22 18 Reviews 73 reads
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6 / 8

a reason to World Cup game

DudleyLPsmith 77 reads
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7 / 8

You should know better than to judge riskiness by what gets the most media attention. Getting killed by going to a soccer game is a minuscule risk.  You're far more likely to die from, say, air pollution (which kills some 100,000/year in the U.S.).

Ladmo 68 reads
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8 / 8

for the same amenities at the Raiders new stadium in  Vegas...

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