But it just occurred to me that most retail businesses lose money on shrinkage, but the whole whore business model is built on it.

Our business model is based on sustainable growth and penetration. The up and down movement of the leading indicator creates spurts of expansion, which only then leads to shrinkage as a market correction, followed by ultimate withdrawal from the market. (Should you experience sustainable growth lasting more than four hours, consult your financial advisor immediately.)

. I am contacting you!

When it lasts more than four hours is when I call my provider.

R is one of the most extraordinary creatures on this earth.  The most amazing combination of exotic beauty, brains and sexual energy on the planet.  Thank Krishna there are a few (very few) others in her league and I had the great privilege of being with one of them tonight.  But they are rare, rare creatures.  I have been fortunate to have found a few of these unicorns.
The quest continues.

Just make sure that you put me in the right positions.  I prefer to be in the market with a long-term position, not take a short.  I am not the modern, lightning quick in-and out investor, but rather an old fashioned investor who is comfortable with the long term ride of the market.  Please send me a prospectus describing in detail your preferred positions on exposure and your thoughts toward risk versus rewards.  Also, what tools, if any, do you to utilize to utilize regarding mitigation of the rapid expansion and contractions of the indices?  I've always been a fan of a slow consistent growth stock, rather than than a lightning fast growth and contraction following a brief profit taking based on timing.  
(Legal)  This is not a Solicitation for Business but merely a Request for Proposal