This week I had a house guest for a couple of days
She must have recently had a spray tan and the damn stuff was all over the sheets and pillows. She was apologetic and cleaned all the linen and all the staining has gone so it's all good (which is good given it's new linen). It got me thinking, guys that do outcall are you ever subjected to this either from fake bake or excessive make-up? Also, most of the fake bake brands have a smell that is not pleasant - starchy is the best way I can describe it. Is it noticeable to you and a turn off?  

C

with spray on tans, but make-up, definitely, especially lipstick on the collar and mascara on the pillow case and sheets.

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Firstly , I'm really not a fan on the spray on tan ( see what I did there....the rhyme .....).  It's order is a real turnoff.
But the worst is it rubs off on anything it touches.
Not a huge prob that it gets all over my body but I have had worries about what it does the the sheets in my hotel bed.  Not only do I not like housekeeping seeing it but I hate sleeping in it.

I'd rather have the lady a shade paler than having to experience the spray on stuff.

Don't easily rub off once they are dry, but transfer easily when they are wet.  I had to skip a workout at the gym after a session once because I couldn't wash the lipstick off of my dick. Got it off that night with Dawn dishwashing soap.

...to spray tan - it's called "skid marks."  The smell is also not pleasant.

A woman over here has just created and introduced a fake bake that contains SPF. To be honest, I'm surprised there aren't more brands like that on the market as I would guess the point of using it is so that you can put your sun kissed skin on show? She was a skin cancer who became petrified of going out in the sun - hence is creation. Now someone just need to work on the smell because it truly is awful

Make-up: not surprised that's a pain to get off linen.
Some of these brands are made to be indestructible these days. Lipstick on your dick is a whole new level of 'hard wearing' though

Skid marks? Really? Charge the dirty bastard extra.
Also, tell him when he gets a shower this should include washing his arse. FFS unless this is some sort of fetish that the provider is aware of why would you?? Really - just why?? 👀

Why you needed to skip the gym because you had lipstick on your dick?

I admit that guys tend to be less fastidious when it comes to personal hygiene, but gals have been known to leave them too.

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doesn't wash his asshole, and that whole area for that matter, just prior to a date.  Even if its been a few hours since my shower, I take a minute when I get there to do this.  I mean, after all, I expect the lady to have my dick in her mouth and lick my balls.  Put yourself in her place. (NO, not having my dick in your mouth or licking my balls!)

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a) I thought you were single, so no worries about a wife finding out from a guy at the gym, and b) I doubt the other guys are paying that much attention to another guy's junk. At least they don't at my gym, and c) I doubt it was that noticeable flaccid, even if they were.

But just some lipstick and mascara on the sheets and pillow cases.  And maybe a stray long hair or two.  

This tends to be more of an issue in the UK where the sun almost never shines, but "fake and bake"  does exist in the US too. I've never had anyone leave spray tan on my sheets - everything else tho LOL.

What kind of savage sniffs skid marks on sheets?

trivial in the UK when they're still trying to figure out how to get the hot and cold water to come out of the same faucet in the bathroom sink.

Some folks are so ageist. The skid marks are not necessarily a sign of lack of personal hygiene, but of age and attendant "leakage issues".

a "little" bit of lipstick .... lol
Maybe the guys at his gym wear  
magnifying glasses too?

ROFLMMFAO ... eom

That is uncalled for. Most people in Britain take a bath once a month, whether they need it or not.

And then it was Fake tans but yea gross.