with spray on tans, but make-up, definitely, especially lipstick on the collar and mascara on the pillow case and sheets.

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Firstly , I'm really not a fan on the spray on tan ( see what I did there....the rhyme .....).  It's order is a real turnoff.
But the worst is it rubs off on anything it touches.
Not a huge prob that it gets all over my body but I have had worries about what it does the the sheets in my hotel bed.  Not only do I not like housekeeping seeing it but I hate sleeping in it.

I'd rather have the lady a shade paler than having to experience the spray on stuff.

Don't easily rub off once they are dry, but transfer easily when they are wet.  I had to skip a workout at the gym after a session once because I couldn't wash the lipstick off of my dick. Got it off that night with Dawn dishwashing soap.

...to spray tan - it's called "skid marks."  The smell is also not pleasant.

A woman over here has just created and introduced a fake bake that contains SPF. To be honest, I'm surprised there aren't more brands like that on the market as I would guess the point of using it is so that you can put your sun kissed skin on show? She was a skin cancer who became petrified of going out in the sun - hence is creation. Now someone just need to work on the smell because it truly is awful

Make-up: not surprised that's a pain to get off linen.
Some of these brands are made to be indestructible these days. Lipstick on your dick is a whole new level of 'hard wearing' though

Skid marks? Really? Charge the dirty bastard extra.
Also, tell him when he gets a shower this should include washing his arse. FFS unless this is some sort of fetish that the provider is aware of why would you?? Really - just why?? 👀

But just some lipstick and mascara on the sheets and pillow cases.  And maybe a stray long hair or two.  

Ahhh the UK

This tends to be more of an issue in the UK where the sun almost never shines, but "fake and bake"  does exist in the US too. I've never had anyone leave spray tan on my sheets - everything else tho LOL.

Some folks are so ageist. The skid marks are not necessarily a sign of lack of personal hygiene, but of age and attendant "leakage issues".

I thought that was a typo and you meant wake ~n~ bake

And then it was Fake tans but yea gross.