"Back when you were doing it solitary-style, your mama told you that your little habit would make you go blind. But did you listen?"

And I thought it was an old wives tail to discourage their kids from masturbating. I guess it does happen.

all the hair on my palms?!? Do they have that figured out yet?

Mothers tell you to wash your hands after you piss, because you touched your dick. Don't know about the rest of you, but I put my hands in places I would NEVER put my dick. If she was REALLY honest, she would have told us to wash our dick after touching it with our hands!

There's an old joke involving the Harvard/Yale rivalry that takes place in a Men's Room.  A Harvard man takes a piss and is about to leave the Men's Room without washing his hands.  Another man observes this and says, snootily, "I'm a Yale man, and a Yale man would never leave a Men's Room without washing his hands."  Without missing a beat, the Harvard man replies, "I'm a Harvard man, and Harvard men never piss on their hands."

It's all the nasty bacteria that live around your crotch that cause people to get sick.  Urine turns into ammonia in air and becomes a disinfectant.

Do us all a favor everyone:  Wash after using the bathroom, please?

Would it be OK if I just kept pissing on my hands?