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Experienced in avoiding those types, yes...
juliewantsu 2220 reads
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I'm not gonna see em. I dontg see anyone over 25 anymore. Why pay for someone you can have naturally? Let's face it....everything goes "south" on their bodies after a certain age. YUCK!
Over 40......retire already. Hobbyists know you use phony pictures

cashorcredit 689 reads
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It just depends on how they take care of themselves.

Old providers can last a long time in this business if they diet, exercise and take care of their bodies! I will also say I've gotten some of my better performances from over 30 providers.

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 744 reads
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What makes you think you can have any woman "naturally"?

Come on sugar tits, lets have a little honesty here. We both know you are too fat, too toothless, and too broken dicked to get anything to fuck you for free.

Meanwhile, at the young age of 39, I have no trouble keeping my dance card full.

In other words sweet cheeks, its sucks to be you but goddamn its good to be me :-D

cashorcredit 726 reads
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Lmao GILF bait & switch

I get the feeling the OP is going to take some heat on this thread.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1242 reads
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If you seriously think that only youth makes a chick hot, you're crazy. There are just as many fat, sloppy, dirty, and butt ugly 20 year olds as there are 40 year olds. I know many women in this business who are 40 with a body that puts most of us to shame. If you could REALLY get 30 somethings for free, by all means do it. Stop your bitching already mofo...it's Christmas!




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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 912 reads
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if she wants to do this and put food on her table and roof over her head, I am OK with it.

Whether I see her or not is another question.  I have seen plenty of ladies in their late 30s and 40s that had decent bodies, and plenty of 25 yr olds that were beat up from use of alcohol and apparent use of drugs..

You can draw the line yourself for whom you want to see.. Now stop whining already..

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HappilyRetired 1035 reads
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a buck fifty an hour still beats flipping burgers.  With all the degrees and higher education professed by those we know who's, you know they'd be gone decades ago if they were able.

BeenStrokin 1098 reads
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JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 759 reads
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I happen to like ladies that are older than I.  Does that really harsh your mellow?

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 978 reads
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you would know that very few fields pay as much as turning tricks lol. Plus, this is cash on DEMAND each day, not waiting a damn month to get a paycheck after taxes. Many of us got a degree BEFORE coming here as well as having a husband or children. If we were all truly desperate, we would have to fk guys like you for a buck. Gotta hate hookers who can tell any guy that comes along to fk off right?

Are you truly this stupid to think hookers that post on TER all day are ONLY getting money from providing lol. Welcome back Aces.

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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 681 reads
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Older chicks, can still be pretty hot dude!
Looks, and personality.
I have had cougars fuck the shit out of me.
Civie Cougars! Yay!
The only real NSA sex I ever had in the civie world.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 833 reads
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but she was using fake pics at the time! :D

Tigerman10 2 Reviews 714 reads
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I am new to the hobby, but I can tell you the absolutely stunning ladies of whom you speak have so much to offer in both physical and emotional ways.  They have experienced a lot and have found ways to help their clients deal with and enjoy their lives.  I can tell you as I've been checking out the ladies in the Carolinas, the ones that appeal to this almost 40 year old are the absolutely drop dead gorgeous ones that I look forward to being taught a few things from.  Thank you ladies.

Makwa 18 Reviews 689 reads
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Like you I like the younger ladies.  But many guys enjoy more mature women.  
Just like some like slim girls and others want a BBW.  

It's personal taste.  Nothing wrong with any of it!

Brainiac320 14 Reviews 764 reads
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I'll openly admit that I've been with providers easily 10 years or more my senior, thinking they were my age or a little younger (still under 40, I think haha). Oddly enough they've also been my best experiences, maybe because they're confident or have more to talk about than the new shoes they bought ;)

Also, OP sounds a bit bitter...maybe he was on the unfortunate end of a GILF bait & switch haha

HappilyRetired 879 reads
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From one ass to another, this is about why providers don't retire with a little dignity.  I've seen many who should have gone decades ago and wonder which guy is actually buying it.

Your Bonnie Bad ass attitude is laughable baby cakes.  I don't hate loud mouth, know it all hookers with the language of a trucker, I just pass on em.

Yes, I know, all the hookers are well traveled, attained advanced degrees, speak several languages fluently (TER style, Russsian, Greek, and the list goes on)



London Rayne See my TER Reviews 932 reads
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I agree, that there comes a time to retire for some, and for me it will be before 35, but that is not to say that women who CHOOSE to be here now, are here out of desperation or that they would have to flip burgers. I had a decent paying job when I was only 19, but I wanted to party. Fact is, becoming a provider is the ONLY thing that got me through grad school...and? I am humble enough to admit I could not have accomplished MANY things without the men who see me, but if you think that means I have to fk all of you...think again lol. If that were the case, I might get off of TER long enough to even shave my legs bwahahaha. It is obvious many women here have another income that takes care of us....or um ok, a couple sugar daddies.

You can't really hate on women smart enough not to fk married men for fee can ya? LOL. I am not 60 mind you, but if a woman wants to do this shit til then, it's really none of my damn business. Would never work for me, but hey...who am I to judge. You are damn right that if I COULD make 100k tomorrow with my degree, I would be out of here. Same goes when I win the powerball...what's your point? MANY of us are here whilst doing something else...never denied that.

You honestly expect anyone to think that if you or any other HOBBYIST here won millions that you would still be in your current job that pays not nearly as much> What's the difference when a provider does the very same thing...uses THIS business to get somewhere else?





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OldTraveler 40 Reviews 720 reads
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Posted By: juliewantsu
I'm not gonna see em. I dontg see anyone over 25 anymore. Why pay for someone you can have naturally? Let's face it....everything goes "south" on their bodies after a certain age. YUCK!
Over 40......retire already. Hobbyists know you use phony pictures
Yet another one who thinks their view of the universe is everyone's view.

I hate to inform you "Julie", the fact that YOU don't plan on seeing someone is not likely to ruin their day.  They might even decide it's a good reason to party.

Just another self inflated ego, that's all you are.  You like ladies under 25?  Great, go see them.  Just quit telling the rest of us what we like or don't like.

mattradd 40 Reviews 771 reads
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Someone telling everyone else what they should do. That's why I left in the first place!

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 902 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 826 reads
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HappilyRetired 889 reads
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At least you have a plan, a goal.  Sadly, most "mature/over the hill" probably did too.

I'm not knocking wrinkles for who she is as a person.  It's just mind boggling to me she's in denial, and attempting to sell the fantasy sex goddess, and there men are buying it.  I never look at photo theme threads immediately after breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 778 reads
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IMO the best providers are late 20's to early 40's. I saw 1 provider that a buddy told me he saw her drivers license and she was 50. I would have guessed laet 30's. So you never know.

HappilyRetired 828 reads
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I've seen some beautiful women in their 40's, a 20 something couldn't hold a candle to.

I did have a bad experience with a provider who over photo shopped her pics, and is WELL reviewed here.  I was disappointed and left.  She threatened blacklist if I exposed her.  This was early in my hobbying, and I've since learned how to weed out the fakes.  She was at least 15 years older than she advertises here, varicose veins all over her unshapely legs.

I've never been horny enough to tap something that gives me an instant non boner, let alone pay to slice off a piece.

saturnsky 671 reads
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Not enough money in the world to see this abomination. Wow it's so bad it doesn't want to show up...but if you can hold back the vomit right click.

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crazyshit 789 reads
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But to answer your question, they don't retire because they need the money or they still think they can get more money by doing it.  Or they don't know anything else that can make them money as quickly as this can.

I dunno.  I know it sucks when the career is getting to be over, but that doesn't mean we have to be dicks about it.

donziman99 15 Reviews 917 reads
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Most of the ladies in their 20's are clueless, and I would never even consider an 18yo or 19yo

Ladies in their 30's and 40's know how to take care of their man, and mean it

Everything from BJ skills to massage skills to conversation to being confident with themselves to enjoy sex and have powerful orgasms.   REAL orgasms !!

I'll take a 43yo over a 23yo ANY DAY OF THE WEEK !!

Udo 731 reads
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My mother would always say that women over 35 years old should "hang up their boots already" and let the hot new young girls take over for them as providers. It's like a cycle of nature here.

If you are still providing over 35 years old, you most likely have squandered your money over stupid materialistic things like too much travel, jewelry or supporting deadbeat boyfriends and drug habits.

Old providers are an embarresment. In Asia (Thailand, Philippines or even India), these old women would get zero customers unless they charged close to zero for their services. Young girls quickly develop their skills. I think a provider is at the best in her carreer between 25- 30 years old before crow's feet develop. There are always young new girls breaking into the industry.

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 740 reads
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"I've seen many who should have gone decades ago and wonder which guy is actually buying it."

Your quote says you have seen them, yet you wonder which guy is actually buying it. Well it might be one of your other personalities, y'all shoud get together for a drink and compare notes.

Bohemian_Luxury See my TER Reviews 699 reads
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Now this is going to turn into a war. hobbyists who see older women are going to come back with

"well the young ones don't know what they're doing" (not always true. Due to a more understanding and liberated culture, some of us with hippie grand parents or parents grew up very knowledgeable sexually)

hobbyists who see younger women:
"well old women are nasty and gross"

Does it really matter? The age doesn't matter. If it did, I wouldn't be getting with men older than my grandma (and a lot of you are). See who you want to see and who makes you happy.

Period. I wish we could lock threads here...

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 817 reads
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BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 842 reads
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obviously because lots of men like mature ladies...and older ladies know more tricks, have more nuance, and can talk about music made before 2003.

dude to each their own, and nobody's forcing any body to see anybody.

katymarie See my TER Reviews 808 reads
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Dr Who revived 791 reads
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She's even discussed her "maturity" over on the +60 boards.

But she's 39 again for the 15th time  LOL

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 764 reads
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Pretty sure you have me confused with someone else sweet pea. I think I *might* have made one or two posts on the Mature board. Maybe not. Its been 2 years now since I posted regularly here on TER.

I just turned 39 a little over a week ago. Novermber 30 to be exact. Now here is a math quiz for you. My email address is [email protected]

See that little 73?? Now what do you think that could possibly be referring to? 1973 was a banner year for two reasons - 1. Freebird was released 2. I graced this world with my presence. Not only do I not lie about my age, I made sure anyone with a brain can figure it out on their own from the email address I have had for 7 years running.

Dr Who revived 742 reads
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We can get all those hookers to tell us the stories of how generous gents all get paid back  LOL

Dr Who revived 676 reads
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You get those great TER parting gifts.

Posted By: mattradd
Someone telling everyone else what they should do. That's why I left in the first place!
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Dr Who revived 757 reads
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It generated a fun thread and that's all it was meant to do.

Now those hookers that retire and announce the coming back party.....

Who the hell is asking them to come back?

Those are the morons that we should be discussing  LOL

Posted By: crazyshit
But to answer your question, they don't retire because they need the money or they still think they can get more money by doing it.  Or they don't know anything else that can make them money as quickly as this can.

I dunno.  I know it sucks when the career is getting to be over, but that doesn't mean we have to be dicks about it.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 701 reads
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Dr Who revived 696 reads
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But macdaddy has had some really bizarre suggestions on this as well recently.

I figure those hookers that suggest reviewing the johns are smoking hash...and didn't realize that is just the dumbest suggestion on a hooker review board  :D

Either that or it's the hookers who are approaching medicare age and trying to still sell themselves as 39  LOL

HappilyRetired 706 reads
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the door, unlike those 1/2/3/4 reviewers who walk away feeling like a real tool knowing he was so desperately out of touch with any self restraint he torched his cash.  I'd rather jerk off.

HappilyRetired 664 reads
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Although I don't understand the rant of the OP, I've been burned and I see some fat ugly, old chicks here who believe their penthouse, playboy material.  I personally don't get it, and I never post either, but being I had experience with this topic myself from an overly glamored up photo, of a looooong time well known much older, saggy woman with 8/9/10 reviews, I was pissed.  Oh, and her age hasn't changed or updated here in years either.  What are the men reviewing her, getting in exchange for the high marks I wonder  This woman may have been model material 25 years ago, but those marks are ridiculous, and I see it here all the time.  Fat, old, lingerie literally pulling at the seams.  Hell, on pussy shot days, you can't even see what lies beneath the fat belly hanging over.  I personally think TER should pull those photos.  I'm not suggesting model, stick thin.  But some of these fat old women need to get off the couch,to the gym and back away from the booze, cheetos, and double cheese burgers.  It's just Gross

HappilyRetired 937 reads
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Dr Who revived 657 reads
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When those hookers you're referring to post...and some of the "boys" comment on those posts...YOU know that TER deletes or never even allows that post to distract from the hookers threads.

And you can see that we still have plenty of mangina boys here to WK for the old, fat and ugly gals.

Hence many of us have stopped reviewing the hookers.  If TER is ready to allow the real discussions that used to permeate this board and not turn it into (a little late tho) just another newbie board...then maybe the reality will finally sink in on those hookers who still have up 15 year old pics...or older  LOL

And when the johnnie boys give her that 10/10....allow the questioning of those reviews to stand.  

Nope...rather ban those who actually contributed to making the boards useful  :(

Posted By: HappilyRetired
Although I don't understand the rant of the OP, I've been burned and I see some fat ugly, old chicks here who believe their penthouse, playboy material.  I personally don't get it, and I never post either, but being I had experience with this topic myself from an overly glamored up photo, of a looooong time well known much older, saggy woman with 8/9/10 reviews, I was pissed.  Oh, and her age hasn't changed or updated here in years either.  What are the men reviewing her, getting in exchange for the high marks I wonder  This woman may have been model material 25 years ago, but those marks are ridiculous, and I see it here all the time.  Fat, old, lingerie literally pulling at the seams.  Hell, on pussy shot days, you can't even see what lies beneath the fat belly hanging over.  I personally think TER should pull those photos.  I'm not suggesting model, stick thin.  But some of these fat old women need to get off the couch,to the gym and back away from the booze, cheetos, and double cheese burgers.  It's just Gross
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MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 700 reads
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Are they hurting you? Are they affecting you in some way?  Nope.so why do you care so much. Total nonsense.
Maybe you should be hitting the gym or seeing a therapist so you don't have time to sit here being a moron.
By the way most of the ladies I know over 40 are in ten times better shape than some 20yr olds
also they don't use fake pics. I'd probably take that back if I were you since you're utterly wrong. Preference is one thing but saying everyone has to follow you & being an asshole is just stupid.
Speaking of looks, .wtf do YOU look like? Lemme guess; Old saggy wrinkly balls, sporting a Hockey mullet & a dicky- do ? I'm probably right. No, I'm totally right & my retort ; Like you're Christmas cake? Pffft
Xo! BTW are you a lesbian?( not that there's anything wrong with that but  Why do you have a girls name for a handle or is that the name if your pocket pussy because that's the only pussy you can truly afford?

Dr Who revived 355 reads
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Thought you had enough of this....guess not.

Dr Who revived 692 reads
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And you made your grand departure last summer.  Two years my ass.

But that's how you get 1973 to make YOU 39....still. LOL

ring1975 1 Reviews 692 reads
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I respectfully disagree with your assessment of the year 1973, as it was the beginning of a five year hiatus for the truly viable Ford Mustang. But I'm glad you arrived, regardless. :-)

Posted By: SinsOfTheFlesh
Pretty sure you have me confused with someone else sweet pea. I think I *might* have made one or two posts on the Mature board. Maybe not. Its been 2 years now since I posted regularly here on TER.

I just turned 39 a little over a week ago. Novermber 30 to be exact. Now here is a math quiz for you. My email address is [email protected]

See that little 73?? Now what do you think that could possibly be referring to? 1973 was a banner year for two reasons - 1. Freebird was released 2. I graced this world with my presence. Not only do I not lie about my age, I made sure anyone with a brain can figure it out on their own from the email address I have had for 7 years running.

prepkid 1 Reviews 722 reads
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Posted By: juliewantsu
I'm not gonna see em. I dontg see anyone over 25 anymore. Why pay for someone you can have naturally? Let's face it....everything goes "south" on their bodies after a certain age. YUCK!
Over 40......retire already. Hobbyists know you use phony pictures

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 703 reads
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Well if you don't have me confused with someone, then you are just a dumbass. But we already knew that about you. Ok, you got me on the 2 years. Its been more like 18 months. And um, actually yeah, being born in 1973 does in fact make me 39. They teach subtraction in what, second grade I think? Damn son, it really does suck to be you if you are that bad at math.

Thank you for calling it a grand departure. Really makes me feel way more important than I really am. I said I was leaving due to policies that TER had implemented. Then I did just that, on the boards at least. I see that TER has implemented some new changes that I am very happy to see. So why stay away?

By the way, how's that joke of a board that you and some of the other troglodytes started working out? Having fun with your circle jerks? I'm sure the air is thick with bromance over there. ROFL. Pathetic :-D

StraightCountry 3 Reviews 623 reads
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If there is demand then there will be supply.  If someone is willing to pay and the lady can make a acceptable living off her income then why quit.   I don't question any ladies right to make herself available.  It is up to me to choose to be a client of hers or not.  

And not that I would want any of the ladies to take this the wrong way but how do you know any of the ladies true age anyway.  I can usually ballpark it when I see someone in person but off pictures it is very tough.  Hell civvie girls are tight with their age.  I personally never ask.  The lady is hot in my eyes or not.  Age is not a deal break either way, as long as she is legal.

likesfineladies 823 reads
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some of us prefer the older women, i know i do, we like our cougars

Sexy Gymnast See my TER Reviews 880 reads
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I'm not sure...but, I think she meant that's she's seen (not in session) other companions (maybe at M/G, or?) and that they 'should have gone long ago'... at least that was my interpretation.

saturnsky 721 reads
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Then who would service the old, stinky, mothball smelling, drooling, hunchbacked, incontinent hobbyists...much like you?

No 25 year old is going to be too thrilled sucking on that limp sour noodle, so be fucking thankful there are women out there willing to see men like that/you.  Nothing would be worse than having your hot 25 year old hooker rolling her eyes as you show up and running to the bathroom to apply Vicks to each nostril so she doesn't have to smell the stench of slow rot emitting from your every pore...ahh the sweet smell of an aging hobbyist.

In fact hear this, the ladies should start adding an extra fee to deal with shit heads or other unsavory, unsightly horrors. You know a base rate and if you are a belligerent, air sucking douche bag , you add another C note and the list goes on.



meetkera See my TER Reviews 780 reads
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
Best answer ever.

Posted By: London Rayne
If you seriously think that only youth makes a chick hot, you're crazy. There are just as many fat, sloppy, dirty, and butt ugly 20 year olds as there are 40 year olds. I know many women in this business who are 40 with a body that puts most of us to shame. If you could REALLY get 30 somethings for free, by all means do it. Stop your bitching already mofo...it's Christmas!




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meetkera See my TER Reviews 801 reads
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So old providers have real orgasms and young providers fake orgasms? Gosh I love TER. Learn something new everyday on here. LOL!

meetkera See my TER Reviews 817 reads
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A hooker reviewing a john is like a restaurant reviewing it's customers. It would be the dumbest thing ever. Hookers will be throwing each other under the bus and stealing clients like it's nobody's business.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 731 reads
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MagicMedic 5 Reviews 953 reads
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jinnimixxx See my TER Reviews 813 reads
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You mean to tell me this is my future portrait?!?

Dang & I thought sucking cock gave ya cheeks like Michelle Pfeiffer!

Hehehe
xxx
Jinni

jinnimixxx See my TER Reviews 738 reads
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Does one have to stay gone to get a gold watch?!?
:D
xxx
Jinni

Dr Who revived 674 reads
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So you used an email addy with a date of 1973....BFD

You admit now that your 2 years is actually a few months...and you want me (or anyone else) to buy that you don't lie about your real age  LOL

Frankly I don't give a shit...there's a reason you left here earlier...and now that some of the old boys aren't here to keep on calling you out...sure, it's safe for you and a few of the other BSC hookers to show your handles.

And the only joke on any board is those that don't see a value.  This board has some value, as do the many others that exist out there.

And so glad to hear that you and your hooker pals are so interested in MY handle.  Pretty pathetic when an online handle seems to cause YOU so much angst.

Posted By: SinsOfTheFlesh
Well if you don't have me confused with someone, then you are just a dumbass. But we already knew that about you. Ok, you got me on the 2 years. Its been more like 18 months. And um, actually yeah, being born in 1973 does in fact make me 39. They teach subtraction in what, second grade I think? Damn son, it really does suck to be you if you are that bad at math.

Thank you for calling it a grand departure. Really makes me feel way more important than I really am. I said I was leaving due to policies that TER had implemented. Then I did just that, on the boards at least. I see that TER has implemented some new changes that I am very happy to see. So why stay away?

By the way, how's that joke of a board that you and some of the other troglodytes started working out? Having fun with your circle jerks? I'm sure the air is thick with bromance over there. ROFL. Pathetic :-D
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 807 reads
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Foodyguy 29 Reviews 661 reads
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My mother was told to walk for her health  At sixty she started walking five miles a day.

She's ninety now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

That was the first sighting.

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Dr Who revived 631 reads
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One has to retire at least 6 times from TER to even qualify for that gold watch.

Matt might be getting close  LOL

Posted By: jinnimixxx
Does one have to stay gone to get a gold watch?!?
:D
xxx
Jinni

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 674 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 756 reads
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Many providers over 30 did not START in the business until then, so that makes zero sense. If a woman is 35 and has only been providing for six months to a year, how could she have "squandered" her money away, like you suggested? I can see if you're here for 10-15 years and have to keep DROPPING your rates, but for many older women that is not the case. The just waited until later in life to come to the biz. Youth is not what gets you the higher rate either....Edrienne Cole is mid thirties and charges 2k. Many women ten years younger, can't even make 400 an hour.

juliewantsu 836 reads
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Barely, together, equal your age lol

Checkmate HONEY. Out with the old

juliewantsu 909 reads
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That they(hooktards)scream "brokeass" at everyone who prefers NOT to see them.

They couldn't drink half as much as I spill

juliewantsu 764 reads
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I consider myself busted


At having created some jocularity. Something these morons rarely see anymore

clarence37 37 Reviews 667 reads
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I am old, yes I am. But I don't stink, and I always show up for an appointment squeaky-clean, smelling vaguely of melon-cucumber bubble bath and aspercreme. I only drool when I fall asleep on my stomach, and I do have a slight hump due to scarlet fever when I was 3 years old, so that is not a feature of my old age. Incontinent? I haven't wet my bed since I turned 24.

My noodle is quite sweet due to the diabetes, and never limp due to the blue pill. You know how they say to call the doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours? Hell, I called everybody.

Old age sex is awesome, I was with a 60 year old provider recently, she started having a seizure at the height of things, at the same time I got a muscle spasm in my hips, and 2 minutes later I came like the Apollo Moon Launch. You just don't get that with a 20 year old.

HappilyRetired 688 reads
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"she" is a he.  And I'm referring to many providers I see posting in these very forums.   I've never been to a meet and greet.  It's a great way to be outed.  Your picture will end up on a blog site, taken courtesy of one of your so called TER buddy's or gal pals.

HappilyRetired 655 reads
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incontinent hobbyists.  Maybe splains why you don't advertise any pics here.  The only thing about you known is that you like to bash the men on this board anonymously.  Interesting.

Good thing those men you describe above have you to service their needs.  Just don't come here and take it out on us.  It's so obvious.

shyguy272 20 Reviews 695 reads
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Not everyone does a job just for money. Despite having a job that paid well, if I won the lottery, I would still do that job because I was passionate about it and it gave me a greater sense of purpose. I might take more vacations to travel since I love to travel and spend a little more money, but I would still work. It sucks that people think this way. I can't remember the name off the top of my head, but there was this Nobel Prize winner who as soon as he won the Nobel Prize, immediately retired, while a colleague of his continued to work after already being a Nobel Prize winner and went to win another one. I remember thinking how sad it was.

Posted By: London Rayne
I agree, that there comes a time to retire for some, and for me it will be before 35, but that is not to say that women who CHOOSE to be here now, are here out of desperation or that they would have to flip burgers. I had a decent paying job when I was only 19, but I wanted to party. Fact is, becoming a provider is the ONLY thing that got me through grad school...and? I am humble enough to admit I could not have accomplished MANY things without the men who see me, but if you think that means I have to fk all of you...think again lol. If that were the case, I might get off of TER long enough to even shave my legs bwahahaha. It is obvious many women here have another income that takes care of us....or um ok, a couple sugar daddies.

You can't really hate on women smart enough not to fk married men for fee can ya? LOL. I am not 60 mind you, but if a woman wants to do this shit til then, it's really none of my damn business. Would never work for me, but hey...who am I to judge. You are damn right that if I COULD make 100k tomorrow with my degree, I would be out of here. Same goes when I win the powerball...what's your point? MANY of us are here whilst doing something else...never denied that.

You honestly expect anyone to think that if you or any other HOBBYIST here won millions that you would still be in your current job that pays not nearly as much> What's the difference when a provider does the very same thing...uses THIS business to get somewhere else?





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saturnsky 731 reads
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But what is worse my aged  and rancid foe, are men just like you...rude, nasty, mean, dirty, gross, slack jawed and most of the time just plain ignorant. I am as anonymous as you are. Have a problem with that?

Crawl back into your dusty old coffin and eat dirt, or gather all that saggy loose ball sack skin and go make a pair of gloves.

And for what it's worth, you are being spoken to just the way you communicate with the ladies on here. You deserve nothing better until you decide to be a decent human being instead of a repulsive waste of liver spotted skin.

saturnsky 686 reads
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I think you're great...;). And you have a killer sense of humor. I think I would enjoy having a good laugh with you.

To be in the company of those I was referring to, you have to be a real ass licking douche bag. And you are nothing like that.

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 829 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 706 reads
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and can't just quit.  I am certainly glad my parents did not just up and quit the jobs they needed to support us, but rather had a positive attitude about it vs. having to have everything their way to BE happy. About the ONLY job I could see doing forever would be working with abused children or singing...neither of those things is in my future.

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 687 reads
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Jealousy is a wasted emotion. So, I can be brash, cocky, and a bitch and still charge more than you without having to PRETEND I am oh so classy and can't even spell> Priceless lol. Plus, I DELIVER! Yea, that must really suck bwahahahah. Sucks to be YOU ha ha. We know you will be here for eternity but lighten the fk up stalker!

You get zero respect, because you've proven to be an idiot on more than one occasion Fiona...get a LIFE already. Your drama and insecurities are a bit old, and you've proven nothing to this board other than the fact that YOU are NOT Elite in ANYTHING including sucking d*ck for a living. How's that for ghetto hooker? You would not even be accepted into the University I finished at last May...spelling and reading is a prerequisite for admission.


I took up for the older women who were mocked in this thread, and you come along with some dumbass post that has nothing to do with the topic? How original and obvious of you...HOOKTARD! I never said I was some Elite hooker, but I do provide an Elite service you could only dream of providing. Are you not the same person who was bitching about not even being able to afford a damn hotel room without raising the rates for your former clients? Ha ha ha...yea, real elite slacker. Oh boo hoo, I can't afford to only make a 150 profit so I have to up the rates on clients that saw my trick ass for the past five years. You certainly have no clue how to keep clients coming back, which is why you have to blackmail for reviews lol. Me thinks you are just pissed that you can't even get 300 an hour being nice, whilst the "ghetto hookers" are getting double that...lol.




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Dr Who revived 729 reads
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Just saw that for a local M & G that some incredibly stupid hooker posted up  :(

The hooker had a mask on....but the two in the background are quite photogenic  :D

What a dumb shit this hooker is.  And she's proud of all her bullshit on Twitter as well.  

Gotta be careful out there.  These BSC hookers are everywhere!

Posted By: HappilyRetired
"she" is a he.  And I'm referring to many providers I see posting in these very forums.   I've never been to a meet and greet.  It's a great way to be outed.  Your picture will end up on a blog site, taken courtesy of one of your so called TER buddy's or gal pals.

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But she's using this handle to keep her other TER handle under wraps as she was being asked to comment on what appears to be many fictitious reviews...all in an effort to get into her local Top 5....and as she has babbled to her "friends"...wants to be in the Top 10 Nationally.

Just another reason to not pay much attention to reviews.  This hooker is as phony as they come  :(

Dr Who revived 697 reads
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And you have officially taken over as the top douche bag on the boards!

I thought maybe...just maybe, you were going to be able to handle yourself with some class.

Oh well....congrats on your new position on TER

Posted By: saturnsky
I think you're great...;). And you have a killer sense of humor. I think I would enjoy having a good laugh with you.

To be in the company of those I was referring to, you have to be a real ass licking douche bag. And you are nothing like that.

shyguy272 20 Reviews 684 reads
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Now that I read it, I don't think my reply was particularly relevant to what the thread was about or the main point of your post. I'm very tired lol. But yea I realize that. I wouldn't put my value of a job just so that I'm happy over family. The career that I've chosen, pays well and is something I'm passionate about but does not come easy and also takes its toll.

I like singing too, but usually when I'm in my car alone. Possible duet in the future? I think so! :P

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 695 reads
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Yes, blackmailing clients and charging half of what others in her area do, is certainly a good way to get SHILLS. I love stupid hooktards. They are the first to put down women who don't have to ACT and PRETEND, because they certainly have to. News flash Fiona, if I needed business as desperately as you do, I might fake being nice and in the same breath insult the very ladies who other GUYS here happen to like lol. Alas, I don't need the business tha bad to have to hide behind some fake ass handle.  You are not even an elite d*ck sucker, and that's pretty damn pathetic lol.


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 710 reads
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I am trying to be nice to your ass, but you're making it rather difficult...and Hootard is MY word!

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 747 reads
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I am not retiring anytime soon so Im not sure what to tell you. I do know that I could probably fuck circles around you. Maybe the women in your life have turned yuck but most of the mature ladies I know take damn good care of themselves and look great. I dont use phony pics AND 99% of the gents say I look better than my pics anyway so what good would it do to use phony ones. I also update my pics every few months. Just because you prefer young ladies does not mean all gents do UNLESS you are the master cock which I highly doubt that! lol
If you are paying 150 that may be the problem. LMAO!! This is to funny!
TL

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I completely agree, but you're going to need to dig deeper.  "it's" been happening longer than I've been hobbying.  Just another reason I don't attend meet and greets, post any pics, invite drama filled ladies to the party, or picture phones either.  Don't shoot the messenger, but don't sit here kissing TER ass with a holier than though attitude blasting men who pay you for checking out other avenues to find other topics and other quality ladies.  Your post is based on assumptions, so my thought is, what do you say about this venue when you logon another.  It's a bit hypocritical isn't it?  It's apparent, there are some man haters in this forum, more than willing to make a public example out of them by feeding the trolls who seek and search the requested information.  Sweet gals who play nice don't seem to be appearing there, now do they?

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I doubt you know me.  I've not posted until today, but I'm glad you're glad to see me.  Someone needs to stand up and take the board back.  I'm sick of the entitlement, arrogant attitudes of both hookers, and johns.  It's really simple.  Post an honest age, and a candid recent pic.

Hobbyists, why complain about walking in to a fat, old gross chick other than your time wasted getting there.  Just turn around and run away.  Fuck the threats of blacklist.  What's a hooker going to do?  She has more to lose than me.  I'm unmarried.

Both parties would make this hobby much more pleasant, but it's the fat ass boozers with no life blowing up to Good Year Blimp size because they sit on their ass eating, drinking and posting their angry shit.  Hey, nothing wrong with that, but when you're half in the bag, as usual, snap a pic so we can make an informed decision.  Anything else here is for pure entertainment with exception of the fat bitches, stealing cash from desperately horny men who say, WTF, I'm here, I'll fuck her, then come here and whine about it.  It's just embarassing.  Find your balls, and ladies, find some restraint.  It should be a fun place to party, but instead dealing with a few of TER's notoriously vicious party poopers.

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I think she just wants to get on HBO and be Denis Hoff's next throw.

BTW, I don't think I gave you permission to use my posts to make your point. Unless of course your point is that you appreciate my drunken spelling from that night.

Have your next shill read all of this to you, then take your session fee and go get some hooked on phonics...and a soul. You can talk shit all you want WOW...you will never be London Rayne.

crazyshit 701 reads
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It goes the other way, too.  Just because we are paying doesn't mean that we hold ALL the cards.  Remember that there is both a demand side and a supply side.

Now, there is a price for the young, young hotties to do the nasty with the older, more disgusting, unable-to-get-laid-except-by-paying-for-it fuckwads, but many can't pay that price.

So it is true that some of the ones that maybe we think should retire are still in business because there IS a demand for it.

It might be funny, actually, to see who complains the loudest here, and who sees the most amount of women they bitch the most about.

It goes both ways...let's be fair.

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 936 reads
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Very sweet of you to say :)
Hugs and kisses
YL

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