amounts thru the airport.

Well what the F--- can I say after many months away from the Hobby.  A trip is coming up and the relapse is back in effect.  But man I am not going to pass up this opportunity.  I have fallen back into my old ways and you know what I fucking LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway I am going to travel to parts unknown (not telling because the last time I posted about a future date on here the Provider canceled on me).  This is going to be a multi hour session perhaps a double and I need to carry about $2,000 cash.  I can't access that much thru an ATM in one day.  

Does anyone know if there are rules regarding declaring large sums of cash thru airports?  I don't want to end up in some TSA office trying to explain why I am traveling with $2,000 cash (Uh, you see lowly government worker "I like to fuck redheads and I my wife has black hair").  I just don't need the hassle of this coming back to bite me.  I want the Provider to do that!!!

Any advice please help.

Also since I am back to my old ways I plan on doing the sickest shit ever (for the faint of heart do not read any further - no seriously, if you do then don't blame me).  I just haven't thought of it yet.  Here are some ideas

*  Eat whip cream out of her ass (and vice versa)
*  Imitate Shane Diesel and have her tell me she likes my big Nigga dick.  Wow I really pay for this - WTF is wrong with me.
*  Have her bite a doggy bone during doggy.  Why else would they call it doggy?
*  One scenario involves a dog collar and leash.  Even for me this is pretty f------ crazy so I won't go into detail.

That's enough for now boys and girls.  But please send me those suggestions.

P.S.  Hi Bostonguy57 or 58, or 59

As far as I know customs is the only one that cares about you carrying cash and 2 grand is still a relatively small amount (last time I traveled out of the country you only had to declare amounts above 10K) - besides you don't sound like you're going international. There shouldn't even really be any reason they should find out or question how much money you have unless you're openly flaunting it or otherwise acting suspiciously - not like we're talking a suitcase full of bills here. Just don't carry around any money with the smell of drugs or explosives on it and you should be fine

According to customs' website, you only have to declare cash in an amount of $10,000 or more. Have fun!

"It is legal to transport any amount of currency or other monetary instruments into or out of the United States. However, if you transport, attempt to transport, or cause to be transported (including by mail or other means) currency or other monetary instruments in an aggregate amount exceeding$10,000 or its foreign equivalent) at one time from the United States to any foreign country, or into the United States from any foreign country, you must file a report with U.S. Customs and Border Protection."

Last thing I read, you only had to declare if you were carrying more than $10,000 or more in cash, and that was if you were coming back from a foreign country.

But if you have any further questions, here is their website.

www.tsa.gov

Or, feel free to contact the TSA Contact Center:

866-289-9673 (toll free)

OR, you can email them at:

[email protected]

I happen to have all this info handy, because tucked inside my luggage, from recent to trip to Californina, was a nice, sweet little note, from the TSA, letting me know, that yet again, for the 6th time this year, my luggage was "randomly" chosen for inspection.

Have fun and enjoy your trip.  Jaycee

This is out of first hand experience.

If you are traveling within the United States, you won't have to worry about it. If you are travelling internationally, entering the United States, you have to declare anything larger than 10K on the customs forms. In addition, I have been personally asked on two separate occasions while leaving the US if I was carrying more than 10K in cash. This happened as part of the random security check.

Have a safe trip and have fun!

dimes is smaller than nickels and they take less rolls to make 2K.  Now cmon dude, put yer thinkin cap on!

Traveling through major airports with a roll of cash should not be a problem.  HOWEVER, just be advised that some jerkwater police and sheriff's offices were, at a time, running a scam based on the Asset Forfeiture provisions of an anti-drug law.  The law allowed LE to confiscate the proceeds of the drug business.  Sounds fine, eh?  Only problem was that some departments would confiscate ANY large amount of cash and SAY it was 'suspected' drug money.  Now the ball is in your court.  How much are you going to pay an attorney to reclaim your $X,000.00?  
A classic case of a, seemingly, great idea abused.  
Unintended Consequences are rife in a lot of law.

MVR

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To answer your question, you have to declare 10k and above only, if you are taking it out of the country. IRS Rule.

Domestic travel, no restrictions, unless it is illegal gotten money.

when you go thru the metal detector. I'm guessing it's Benjamins and not penny rolls.

chumpchange...bring a Halliburton suitcase.
It holds $500,000.

With ATMs everywhere, I let them bring the cash to me.

many cards have a $500 per day limit, this guy needs 2 grand for the day

Back in my casino days, I used to routinely carry $50k on me without any problems. Only once did anyone even notice, and that was going through Las Vegas. I was selected for a random search and while rifling through my shaving kit looking for sharp objects they discovered fifty grand in rolled up hundreds. Not only did they not give me a hard time, they didn't even acknowledge the fact that I was carrying a large sum. I guess fifty grand isn't what it used to be. lol

Truth be told, I rarely walk around with less than two grand in my pocket, even at home. WTF, you never know when you might want to do a double, or an overnight. lol

Carrying a couple thousand around in an airport is no big deal.  The OP will be just fine - not even sure what he's worried about.

And, even if you exceed $10k on international travel and have to declare it, it's no big deal at all.  Nobody takes it away from you.  So what?

I'd be willing to bet that most of the people walking around McCarren Airport have a lot more than 2 grand in cash on them.  It's routine ......

I wish I had such problems, the last time I saw 2 grand was when I ate two 100,000 bars

've been there before.  

I don't remember where I heard this saying, but it was from a Hall of Fame football running back.  When a current player scored a touchdown he went all crazy, jumping, and dancing, throwing the ball around, and the HOF'er says "Act like you've been there before."

As trollbuster says, $2k hasn't been a lot of money for a while, so act like that's how you always roll.  Even if it isn't, maybe you'll feel even more "cool" than you already are.  

Have fun!

I must have got onto some kind of TSA list, because the last three times I've flown, when I get home and unpack my checked bag, I keep finding the TSA piece of paper inside explaining how they went through my shit. Nothing to hide, but wonder if whoever goes through the bag notices the Trojan Magnums I didn't end up using after all.
Here's what I'd do, wait until the last possible minute to check your bag, then go through security in a big hurry, and make lots of noise. Have the cash in a roll, a nice thick rubber band, when you fumble around to show the lowly TSA screener your id, try to flash the wad, even if just a little bit. Then, just kind of tuck it into one of your shoes and put it in the tub with the rest of your stuff. Don't drop it when you put your shoes back on, and don't act nervous.
Good luck.

If I leave the house to go to breakfast I carry that much with me. and before anyone gets any ideas, I carry a Glock with me at all times as well. lol

Seriously, there is no crime in carrying a few grand. The only thing suspicious is trying to hide it, now you start looking like you are up to something.

TSA agents have nothing to do with enforcing vice laws, they couldn't care less if you are going to see a prostitute. I would be willing to wager that if you admitted it, all you would be in for would be a big laugh.

FWIW I fly between 75 and 100 times a year, I can count on one hand the times that I have flown with less than two grand in my pocket. I usually carry about $5k for hobbying and other expenses while traveling. It's just not that big  deal.

I have traveled with 17,000.00 cash .
$4,000 per envelope and $1,000 in my wallet.
No one ever asked me and if they had hey I'm moving.

Don't worry . 2k isn't baduka today  ...

You can always go with travelers' checks and cash them when you get to your destination.

If just 2k bothers you have your bank increase your ATM limit. Because I travel a lot I have one at 5k, I'm sure you can too.

I spend most of my stateside time in a town that has casinos, I never leave the house with less than two grand in my pocket. You just never know.....rofl

Plus you never know when the urge to see a provider may "cum up" and you never know when an hour session might turn into an overnight. Just like a good boy scout, I like to be prepared.

That way you won't be accused of drug trafficking.lol

When I travel I carry about 5K on/with me. Ningun problemas.


I don't partake in any of the crap that you do. I like women. LMAO

to a question that i didn't believe all that big-a-deal.

Like drunkards brother up above, i don't feel that 2K is even worth mentioning. I hope he received some good advice though.

When traveling to areas that have casinos I will often forward cash to the casino bank to be taken out as needed.  There is no charge for this and can often get you noticed more quickly by a casinos host resulting in better and more frequent comps.  If you play your cards right you can get a kick ass room for free, have some fun gambling with way less money then the hotel may think, and have a nice secure place to hold your $$$$$ while out.  (Don't do this if you really like to gamble).
Doc

p.s.  I usually let the casino hold about $20,000. Just enough to do a little gambling if I want and plenty of hobbying. I never spend anything near what I deposit in the casinos bank but they treat me a lot nicer and most of it's all back in my bank by the time I get home.

I carry a MAC.LMAO

avoid airplanes and things that float on the water, there's always a ATM handy.

on drunks. LMAO


2K+ "Don't leave home without it".LOL

A few grand in cash, my AMEX card, and my passport.

and FWIW Fuck the Boy Scouts and their ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY. Truth be told, I was a boy scout and I was thrown out, but not for drinking, it was for getting the rest of the troop stoned. So let me repeat, "Fuck the Boy Scouts" rofl

I agree with you completely. If you want to generate better comps, either sending cash or establishing a marker will get you right to the head of the line.

Unless you are buying in at rates of over $10 grand at a time or playing at least $500 a hand, you will have a hard time really getting noticed as a cash player.

One caveat, if you are a gambling degenerate like my brother this can be a very, very expensive approach to getting some "free shit" lol I have decided that "free" is way too expensive, both with women and casinos. It is waaay cheaper to just pay for it. rofl

It's only 2 thou.  GaGamblerssmarterbrother responses are exactly spot on - people carry lotsa cash around airports all the time.  It's commonplace and no big deal.

every time I fly (sometimes more), and have for years, and I've never been questioned--not once.

I always thought that getting kicked out of the scouts was even better if it was for eating brownies.

$2000 is not that much.

Have traveled internationally with more than $10,000. The US government wants you to declare that amount when you enter the US (if you have more than $10,000).

The biggest amount I carried on a plane was $100,000, but it wasn't my money. It was for a political campaign I carried for my boss. I wore very casually (no new clothes), like I was going to Hawaii.  Placed it in a knapsack.

As long as it's properly concealed, don't worry about it and pretend it's not affecting the way you carry yourself. You'll be fine.

Well I am game for requests #'s 1 through 4 and some more.... heck I will even put on  a cat suit with ears for you!

I learned that you can carry up over 10,000 of cash through the airports as long as you use OLDER BILLS.  They do not possess the magnetic striping that set off the alarm.

You can also avoid the Goverment "frisking" by paypal-ing someone..... (please use the the gift button when sending "gifts"..... they are not retractable by the giver....)

(I carry a human collar on me about 75% of the time for request number 4. MEOW!)


Just some thoughts....

Any provider or hobbyist that has their money frozen by Pay Pal will tell you why. They are very "hobby unfriendly". and there is no law against carrying currency, new or old bills, I have carried $50-100K on numerous occasions, actually on a weekly basis for a while without a single incident.

How much plainer can we make it that this is no big deal???

where some Hobbyist carried around $50K or $100K in cash.  THAT's BULLshit beyond belief.  That's like a briefcase full of cash.  Anyone in their right mind would be fucking paranoid beyond belief.  Not to mention since the drug situation of the 80's large cash amounts have drawn police scrutiny.

As usual like most fukcing guys everyone has a wad of cash, a big house and a big dick to match.

Anyway, please keep PMing or post your CRzy thoughts about my SIK fantasies.  For sure I am going to eat whip cream out of her ass.  Whether she eats it out of mine is TBD.

Ridgetucky OUT

As long as you wrap them in ten grand packets with either an envelope or a rubber band, you can easily fit $50k in your pants pockets. I know this for a fact, because I did it all the time during my casino days. It just never seemed like that big a deal.

I need to move some cash to a new hiding spot, and don't want anyone to confuse the lump in my pants, lol.

It's a little under $50, but close.

2k is not that much its not a problem

be sure it's insured and keep out what $$ you need to complete your trip. Otherwise, traveler's checks.

Or even a $1000 silver certificate(Dollar bill)in their wallet; when today the "Dollar" buys FAR less than 60 years ago?

 There is something innately dangerous having a currency's denominations regulated to where it requires wheel barrels full of the shit to simply purchase a common automobile.

The banks and the Fed have engineered the stewardship of our individual fortunes out of our hands by making it wholly impractical as well as quasi-illegal to maintain individual stewardship.   I DON’T LIKE IT!

Thanks for the advice!

Now, how do I answer when she asks, "Is that my $300 donation in a roll of $100 bills?"

and I have to answer, "No ... sorry that's my little friend wanting to play!"