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mrfisher 115 Reviews 1878 reads
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1 / 26
As promised in my response to the thread below regarding first aid....

I proposed that if there were some medal issuing authority for the hobby (Maybe we should appoint a committee; I volunteer to be chair.) what medals would you propose and for what special circumstances would said medals be issued for?

Remember, this is not for things like biggest dick or largest tits.  This should reward those who show gallantry and perspicacity in the face of unique or difficult circumstances.

For example, as mentioned below, a purple heart for those receiving severe flesh wounds in hand to hand combat, so to speak.

Given the winter conditions this last week, I could see another for perseverance in the fact of brutal weather conditions to reach your assigned appointment.  (I'd get a few for that which I would call The Order of the Snow Plow.)  

Let's get imaginative and see what else we can come up with.

GaGambler 550 reads
posted
2 / 26
The Vice Chair of course

Why do you think you were nominated for the job in the first place?

captain7 537 reads
posted
3 / 26
The TOFTT (and shouldn't have) medal -eom-



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Cosette 490 reads
posted
4 / 26
Joint Service Commendation - for doubles-friendly women! EOM


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 609 reads
posted
5 / 26
The Silver Condom Assist medal, and Copper Hat Trick Tripod

The Silver Condom Assist Medal
Round, 3" diameter, 99.6 fine ag, 22mm edge, suspended on a 5/8" thick silky orange neckband (like a Peabody, only silver and forged in semblance of a fresh Trojan.
The Silver Condom would be awarded to all poor smacks who have had to cover for or assist in any way for "friends" getting away from wives, work, trade meetings, OR to drive them to strange parts of town be it rush hour or 3:00 AM, whether or not carjacking, shootings, mob rushes or any other danger did or did not occur, and whether said friend was drunk, sober, stupid, or just your country cousin, and whether or not attacked by dogs or hassled by police either at departure point or point of arrival, in order convey said "friend" to the door of his provider.

The Copper Hat Trick Tripod:
awarded to anyone completing a 3-rounder while on a shoot with a model.
Description:three copper bars, the size of farmers' matches, cinched together on a brass bar and worn on the sweatband of a a ball cap worn backwards on your goofy hairless head.

These medals to be given out to any and all hobbyists anywhere except for that bastard Rod Tilwell.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 574 reads
posted
6 / 26
I want you as vice-chair! eom



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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 505 reads
posted
7 / 26
You're on! By the way, who's footing the bill? eom


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Lovely Lorena See my TER Reviews 680 reads
posted
8 / 26
Chairman of The Board.. You are a tops mrfisher..

obviously ,we sit in a chair and post .. You are a definate man I have enjoyed all your posts throughout my 5 years here on TER .. You are a great man in the eyes of many that we have in common.

sorry if my idea wasnt that exciting but wanted to throw some love on the board and you were the one I sent it towards

happy Superbowl Sunday!!
xoxo Lovely Lorena De Leon

mrfisher 115 Reviews 502 reads
posted
9 / 26
BP PMed me saying that he would....

A $100 bucks a week, can you believe it?  Plus the cost of the medals, the awards ceremony (pre and post ceremony parties too.)

You're a great guy BP!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 606 reads
posted
10 / 26
You know Lorena, I will need a secretary to assist me....

Do you take dictation?  (No wise cracks guys!

Cosette 671 reads
posted
11 / 26
The Order of the Snow Plow could also have a sister medal

The Antarctic Pussy Expedition Medal - they were given in the 19th century, well minus the Pussy part.

AnotherDonJohn 572 reads
posted
12 / 26
I'm guessing it's for his extensive knowledge

Of first aid kits.

Agree he should foot the bill. And add he should do the research and write the briefs explaining out choices.

And then we'll be responsible for commenting and making jokes.

MasterZen 34 Reviews 630 reads
posted
13 / 26
Genius, Fish. I'd suggest..

another option as well... more a of a heraldic elevation to the peerage:

The Order of the Misogynist - for perpetual aggression, anger and attack in the face of, well, nothing worthy of the act. Sort of a "Knight Errant". Double-entendre intended. Flip it, and we have the Order of the Misanthropist. Gender equality, you know.

The Order of the Rose - for continuous and bold Manginaness. The White Knight.

The Count - for the man who has had everyone. More notches on the penis than any others.

The Duke of Deception - the lurker, the stalker, the liar. For achievement and conquer in the face of refusal otherwise. A Machiavellian creeper.

The Prince of Pleasure / Princess of Pleasure - well balanced and fair; intelligent, articulate, classy and desired for all of their qualities. The "YES, I WANT to see you". The one you want to spend some OTC time with, because they are great. An no one minds, there is no need to negotiate (sorry, Bill).

I've got to put more thought into criteria for the King and Queen titles.  

Great thread idea.

Lovely Lorena See my TER Reviews 548 reads
posted
14 / 26
Im the quintessential "Sexcretary" for you I would definately

wear one of my naughtiest sexcretary outfits..

Would you prefer bra and panties or commando?
xoxo Lorena

mrfisher 115 Reviews 585 reads
posted
15 / 26
Oh, commando would be fine......

no need to mess up some nice undies.

Also, WickedBrut should really have his own secretary as well.  Do you have a friend interested in the job

mrfisher 115 Reviews 527 reads
posted
16 / 26
That's DICK-tatorship.....

If we are going to have an election, I promise some stiff competition!

But thanks for your vote of confidence.

I'm off now to pick out furniture for my office.  (I hope it's tax deductible.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 484 reads
posted
17 / 26
Should have seen that coming.

I just walked into a men's room with red lightbulbs in all the fixtures.

I knew this wasn't going to be a good day.

MasterZen 34 Reviews 563 reads
posted
18 / 26
It's annoying at times, Rod. But not truly..

a dictatorship. Some would just like for you to think so. The louder the shouting, the faster the attack, the weaker the opponent in truth. I'd support character over cleverness, inner game over outer game any day.

And yes, MrFisher gets my vote as well. He is a Mensch.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 508 reads
posted
19 / 26
That's all right. I'd probably fall off the desk. (e)


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AnotherDonJohn 510 reads
posted
20 / 26
Interesting analogy

More like you came into an ER with a lightbulb up your ass.

And chastized everyone for not stocking an ass lightbulb remover...

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 547 reads
posted
21 / 26
Ever try to find a vein under a red light? Good luck. (E)


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AnotherDonJohn 650 reads
posted
22 / 26
No but a first aid kit might help- do we have one? Lol -E


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Tabu See my TER Reviews 674 reads
posted
23 / 26
I'm a humanitarian; so the Nobel "Piece" Prize LOL -eom-


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aragorn69 53 Reviews 451 reads
posted
24 / 26
How about a Gold Star Award for persistence

This award is to be given to providers who refuse to let you walk out the door with only 1 or 2 pops (or more, depending on the length of the appointment). This is for those ladies who work tirelessly to coax and drag one more round out even when we were sure that we were done.  

It can also be given to the hobbyist who works fervently on a long DATY session to finally get a real O from a lady. Sore mouth and numb tongue be damned.  

The award would be a gold star inside a pair of lips on a gold chain. That way everyone would know that they are dealing with a persistent fucker.  
 
Posted By: mrfisher
I proposed that if there were some medal issuing authority for the hobby (Maybe we should appoint a committee; I volunteer to be chair.) what medals would you propose and for what special circumstances would said medals be issued for?  
   
 Remember, this is not for things like biggest dick or largest tits.  This should reward those who show gallantry and perspicacity in the face of unique or difficult circumstances.  
   
 For example, as mentioned below, a purple heart for those receiving severe flesh wounds in hand to hand combat, so to speak.  
   
 Given the winter conditions this last week, I could see another for perseverance in the fact of brutal weather conditions to reach your assigned appointment.  (I'd get a few for that which I would call The Order of the Snow Plow.)  
   
 Let's get imaginative and see what else we can come up with.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 521 reads
posted
25 / 26
I'd propose that one for the DATY be called...

The order of the bone spur on the scapula.

I've got the MRIs to back up my case for it

nobodysfool2007 1 Reviews 544 reads
posted
26 / 26
Re: How about a medal for bravery

You could have a medal awarded, " The Point man " who has ventured to go where no previous hobbyist has gone before and posted his experience in a review.

A Medal for " Front line Journalist " For reporting fast breaking news on the hobby front either on the General board, or Regional board.

A Mr. Fisher Award, this award would be given to the most interesting, constructive, well read, and accurate, and Fair, post of the week ? or some interval within a year ?

Rookie of the year for the newbie

Most valuable Player award ? awarded to either gender of the hobby.

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