Stolen from Robin Williams, but usually evoke amusement:
Sink the sub
Hide the weasel
Park the porpoise
Horizontal Mamb
or to call it something else. There are so many ways to say it...
What are some of the funniest expressions you may have heard (or used yourself) when you were ready to "do the deed" as a hobbyist or provider?
My own fave was a lady who said "Time to feed the Kitty!"
Not as a provider, but something I used to say as a civvie was: "He wants to do the cha cha cha."
One I sometimes use when I see k girls translate to: "let's mix our skin together"
Another one I like "time to get the friction on"
I'm assuming she meant let's have sex...
Nah...good ol' 'Fuck me" works for me. It's all in the tone of course.
Gotta get that tone down just right!!
"Good girl"...gotta come out just right though or it just doesn't work. So far, only one gentleman has gotten away with that one
. Damn.
text on a screen (ok only sometimes if I know you, can you get away with it
Only one gentleman has in the past...yes, I am awaiting gentleman #2 to successfully say those words to me. It can't just come from anyone ya know.
Anyhow Jack, a lil birdie did tell me you were asking about me apparently. What is it I may help you with? But first, are you one of the men players or the lil boy players? Makes a big difference in my book here.
seems like you were in, then quit...then you came back and then quit again...then you came back here once again only to quit forever....once forever was up, you came back and then retired only to come back a few days ago. I think. Or did you quit again since I hit send on this post?
But it's not fair to ask you a question w/o answering one from you. I'd like to think I am working on big boy status, but a few blow hards here wanna keep me down. You wouldn't know anything about being disrespected here by the men so lemme tell ya, it's no bowl of cherries.
If it wasnt' for inicky seeing my greatness and rewarding me for it, I'd quit a long, long time ago.
quiit again when and if I have to. Just not sure why so many people are vested in the why or how I leave to be honest. I said from day one I'll play this game as I deem fit for me and those close to me...no one else matters. I'm the only one who knows the real reason anyhow. Speculation and assumption from others is not very attractive but they love the gossip and obviously I can live with that.
Anyhow you seem to at least speak like a gentleman for the most part...however I did catch your disrespectful dig below...so until you redeem yourself from that......well......
But please, be respectful about it. Lol.
Anyhow you seem to at least speak like a gentleman for the most part...however I did catch your disrespectful dig below...so until you redeem yourself from that......well......
Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.
That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Not if you've ever blown chunks before, it isn't.
Guy: Whom does Number Two work for? Lady: You show that turd who's boss!
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.
Make the beast with two backs
Bump uglies
Hump
Screw
Do the deed
Make sweet music together
Hook up
...and many more I'm sure
That's my fave
Hugs and kisses
TL
and your expression for it, too!! ![]()
I couldn't ever see anybody ever saying that with a straight face. Even in the Dark Ages.
Some of the very soft expressions, simply, "retire to the bedroom," or "Would you like to play?" Always work because they're so understated that they pass unnoticed.
I really like it when the dynamics can transition into it with NOTHING being said.
Call me a closet Methodist if you want, but somehow I still find it gross asking, "Do you wanna fuck now?" It doesn't really add to the magic. Seems to clash with the mood music and the candlelit ambiance.
On the other hand, expressions like, "You're making me uncomfortable in my tight boxers," or, "Do you like being naked?" Those seem to bring things into a comfortable but heightened energy. "Explore your body," is comfortable too, but slants the moment into a slightly one-sided perspective. Sometimes women find that attractive, and it's sometimes fun to have a very selfish session where you drop the thing of giving her any pleasure aside from the envelope.
If you go to the internet and look up synoyms for the word, you'll find plenty to read.
Here's the UD's take on it....
She said, Hey baby! Want some luvvin for you nubbin?
She thought different when it swelled up and she began gagging on it.
Ohhh what fond memories when your young, dumb and full of cum..lmao
Pk
Dunk the junk.
Did you get Slammed...
a long-ass video, but DAMN... a 1 hour orgasm? ![]()
in polite conversation this may have been called "THE HORIZONTAL TANGO". Among my buddies we may have referred to a girl as "HAVING ROUND HEELS".
Here is a bunch great favorites from Grumpy Old Men:
Get's me every time!!!!!
playing hide the sausage
laying pipe ( I used to be a pipefitter so I found that one hilarous)
rubbing fuzzies
swapping dn
Can I dangle in your participles?
Stolen from Robin Williams, but usually evoke amusement:
Sink the sub
Hide the weasel
Park the porpoise
Horizontal Mamb
"Crossing enemy lines"