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Energizer Bunny: Keeps going and going and going and going...
SuperBustyBlonde See my TER Reviews 1807 reads
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Warning Label

If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

 
Mine would say  WARNING: SLIPPERY WHEN WE

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 780 reads
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Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear. EOM


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89Springer 627 reads
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May cause drowsiness eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 658 reads
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Mine: "Keep tightly closed in a cool, dry place." eom


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Arovet 62 Reviews 832 reads
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Warning...


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RRO2610 51 Reviews 661 reads
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6 / 27
Grouchy when hungry; Feed often! (e)


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JohnyComeAlready 804 reads
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7 / 27
Are you saying...

You have a pornographic memory?

russbbj 89 Reviews 805 reads
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8 / 27
Do not operate heavy equipment while under the influence

I mean honestly, if I've influenced you in any way other than professionally, you shouldn't operate anything.

I'm really good at what I do for a living, but honestly once I've gone home for the day, there's really not much going on between my ears. Beer, Bourbon and Blowjobs... I'm really not a very complicated guy.

Funny thing is, if any of you ever met me in professional setting, you'd never know it was me. I guess this is what makes me pretty good at poker.

39Steps 20 Reviews 635 reads
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9 / 27
Contents may expand when product is opened. -e-


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bdb6 24 Reviews 904 reads
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10 / 27
Past performance is no guarantee of future results. (e)


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Blowing Chunks 725 reads
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11 / 27
Energizer Bunny: Keeps going and going and going and going...

I'd rather be able to pop 10 times a day than last 10 times longer tho.

Blowing Chunks 822 reads
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12 / 27
Are you referring to your penis? ROFL eom


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Spike.Mulrooney 856 reads
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13 / 27
Re: Warning Label. yours would say, Ive had many other handles

and had to change them cause of bad reveiws. Why dont you list the other handles you used?

"As Soylent Green was people, so too, is..."

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 732 reads
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14 / 27
[~ Blowjobs and Bourbon and beers! Oh my! ~] eom

Posted By: russbbj
I mean honestly, if I've influenced you in any way other than professionally, you shouldn't operate anything.  
   
 I'm really good at what I do for a living, but honestly once I've gone home for the day, there's really not much going on between my ears. Beer, Bourbon and Blowjobs... I'm really not a very complicated guy.  
   
 Funny thing is, if any of you ever met me in professional setting, you'd never know it was me. I guess this is what makes me pretty good at poker.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 816 reads
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15 / 27
Play nice. eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 962 reads
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16 / 27
Perfect! LMAO!!! eom


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Blowing Chunks 649 reads
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17 / 27
lol... your jokes are getting better. eom


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Blowing Chunks 813 reads
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Warning: Tipsy Defcon 1. Chunk Blowing Imminant :D

Fortunately, I rarely get wasted like that... at least not before or during the session. lol

SuperBustyBlonde See my TER Reviews 640 reads
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19 / 27
Re: Way too many sour ass dudes around here. I truly hope TER makes

Here is a tip, do not post to negativity.  Let them stand there alone with their dick in their hand.- it ain't so much fun for them and you don't feed into their negativity

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 728 reads
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20 / 27
Well duh! EOM


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MasterZen 34 Reviews 738 reads
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21 / 27
Warning: Choking Hazard...

Keep Out Of Reach Of Small Women.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 810 reads
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22 / 27
"Use both hands".....

I once worked in an office with one guy who was an asshole.  Out back they had a shipping department with all the usual labels one might affix to some shipment for safe handling.

I found a perfect one to plaster on the front of his desk:  "Irritant"


wonderboy69 38 Reviews 747 reads
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23 / 27
Good advice. Wish I would have heeded it sooner. eom


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Foodyguy 29 Reviews 692 reads
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24 / 27
Contents under pressure.

Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury.

2labman 26 Reviews 796 reads
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25 / 27
Abandon all clothes, ye who enter here...

or
Quit Complaining!               (sign in my BDSM club...)
or
Broken Clock Zone
or
Children At Play           (I seem to mentally regress after cumming and just want to play doctor and explore)
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Amateur Gynecologist Club

or maybe go the Burma-Shave sign route:

There was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
She smelled just like shit,
And was missing a tit,
But think of the money he'll save!

There was a young man from Kent,
Whos' dick was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.

An amorous sailor of Brighton
Said to his girl, "You're a tight one!"
She said, "'pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole,
And there's plenty of room in the right one!"

There once was a fellow from Tripoli
Who liked to make love rather nippily.
Complained one young lass
While rubbing her ass:
"Less teethily, please, and more lippily!"

A sperm faced his moment of truth,
But alas and alack and forsooth!
He'd expected to fall
On a womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to his death on a tooth.

Got any more

numpty88 14 Reviews 674 reads
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26 / 27
"Do Not Stop on Tracks" since I'm a freight train in life. -e-


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lopaw 29 Reviews 657 reads
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Batteries Not Included. -e-


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