He probably has grounds for theft, but only after a long and ugly trial.

Just spent it all on hookers, after the rent and utilities, of course!

Oh, and filling up that Expedition...

But then again, he could take that beast out and make his own version of 'Bang Bros.'

Hell of a lot nicer than that piece of shit they drive around, lol!

His wife misspelled "you're" as "your" anyway.  No great loss.  

I hope she isn't home-schooling those kids!!!

"your" is a pronoun, like "tell your girlfriend..." - correctly used.

"you're" is a contraction of "you" and "are". You wouldn't say "tell you are girlfriend..."

I guess mom can still home school the kids ok.

Of course, I'm surprised you didn't notice the next line "ur wife and kids". I suppose the text version "ur" of "your" is ok?

huh.

I was speaking of the "your broke" line, which used the pronoun instead of the contraction.

You are correct that I totally missed the "ur wife and kids" line.  For some reason, that doesn't jump out at me.

jeez, I read it about 20 times and didn't see "your broke" No proofreading jobs in my future, either...