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Near the end of the second visit, "Shit...I forgot how big your dick is"...it was hot of course but also made me laugh out loud!

fukisuki1498 reads

another blog got me thinking...so whats the most surprising thing you have ever had said to you during or post coitus doing this thing we do. ladies and gents feel free to respond. i'll go first.

the biggest mind fuck i ever heard was "your not having sex with *insert provider name*, your making love to *insert providers REAL name". said in the middle of coitus with someone i knew for over a year, we were pretty cool with each other, but that was just...whoa. needless to say it was intense for a brief period, but was ultimately a train wreck in the end.

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MP67395 reads

Can't actually go into the specifics, but I know what you're talking about.

I was asked a question, and I answered it. Straight up without regards as to whom was asking, or their feelings.

Better to be honest up front, I thought.

The jury's still out on my approach. ;)

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JustAGal424 reads

Freaked the hell out of me and made me do the condom check

Lina

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bouinage268 reads

One time, while in Cowgirl position, I had a provider yell out loud "GOD! if i had a dick I would fuck you so hard". No joke. This was completely out of the blue. I mean, we had never even dicussed any kind of role play, or kinky shit. Needless to say that I was shocked and suprised was an understatement.  I didnt know what to say or do so I just kept fucking her. After it was over, neither of us said anything about it.

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DT_lover303 reads

I try to be well-behaved with providers.

Different story at strip-clubs, where I do my share of drinking.  Most memorable obnoxious line: "her ass looks better than her face" followed by a few minutes of nonstop laughter.  Good thing the dancer did not hear me.

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cuppajoe255 reads

Many years ago, I frequented  an AMP near my downtown office, with their rotating staff of ladies.  After a very satisfying experience (without a word of English), and she had put my shoes on for me and straightened my tie, she walked my out of the room with her arm in mine.  As we went down the steps, she started to hum the wedding march.  Very cute smile as looked up at me.

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HaleyOrlando293 reads

not, not, not This was such a big turn off for me and I think I turned ice cold. Saw the gentlemen for a few times before he did this. Yes, after I told him it would never happen.

Hasn't come back yet

Kisses Haley

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mrfisher333 reads

I kid you not.

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quadseasonal255 reads

Could you hurry it up hon? It's starting to hurt....

I believe you .. That happened to me with a favorite I had seen well over 50 times ...Maybe a hundred. She phrased it different and asked why I hadn't cum yet after only about 5 minutes.
I figured she had a busy day so I pulled out for a BJ .She stopped that and started a HJ and I asked her a few times NO HJ BJ please..She ignored me until it was too late.
I haven't been back in a year.

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literbike214 reads

Maybe she was trying to "tell you something". You might have been doing both you and her a favor by not going back...just a thought.

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quadseasonal224 reads

literbike""Maybe she was trying to "tell you something". You might have been doing both you and her a favor by not going back...just a thought.
 
Maybe so.I had already thought about that, and its another reason I haven't gone back. I know for sure,I did myself a favor..I can jack myself off , for free.It doesn't take much hinting around , for me to move on with civvys,and I surely won't lose sleep over Play4Pay, when she  wasn't something I would pay for again.Lifes too short to spend any time with anyone ,if its not real fun.
There are plenty of gorgeous  providers that know how to run a business,more than willing to please,with great attitudes, to even wonder about the ones that turn me off, or those that could never turn me on. If I was a different kind of guy I might visit undesirable providers, with low rated reviews.. I am very comfortable being me.
My Life is Good and a Happy Place, always getting better, because I know when I should just move on. Misery loves company and I have never been the type to join misery parties.
Maybe I will do like I've done with some ex civvie GFs ..Check back with her in a couple years and see if her attitude has changed ..It doesn't always work for the better, but sometimes it does, and its much better than asking WHY WHY WHY, from my perspective.
If there were more men than women, I might have to resort to groveling..Until then I'm smiling everywhere I go, and not going back anywhere, anytime soon, if I leave with a frown.


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literbike142 reads

Now that's a good attitude and some great advice hidden in there too. Even if there were more men than women, don't grovel...you have/had it right the first time...just move on.

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quadseasonal136 reads

" Even if there were more men than women, don't grovel...you have/had it right the first time...just move on. "

Yep  I learned that in High school and never looked back..Women don't go for groveling  men....for more than a drunken night anyway.
I was fortunate my Mother told me many secrets about how ladies think, when I was a teen.
I was 16 and a older girl broke my heart.
My Mom saw me sulking that same day.She told me if I called her up and asked what happened I can  forget about ever getting her back. I never called and she didn't call me until six months later and apologized..I'm not one to hold a grudge so that worked out for a while.
Hottest GFs I ever met was because  I "acted" like I didn't care,if I get to know her or not.
She might flirt around and talk to the smooth talking hound dogs,but then she will vanish
when she's had enough of that nonsense.
If a pretty lady is in a club and everyone but one guy is hound dogging her,she will "at least"
try to  find out why he isn't part of her fan club. Thats why I always go by myself if I am not with a lady..A smooth talking guy in my circle of space,will ruin the odds everytime he opens his mouth. I would have better chances
faking a stutter,than giving her that smooth jive, like I'm selling her a car.
If there were more women than  men, not sure how I would act. I've always been able to adapt so maybe I might change my act.
It is  possible if there were more women than
men,they might start desiring  whiney groveling guys,just because the odds are now in their favor,and they can.
ROFL  Nope still couldn't grovel.I would move to Key West where there will always be,many
more available ladies, than men that care about them.
Talking about Love...I love Key West







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literbike112 reads

I love Key West!!!!! And the Key Lime pie. That sure is a place where the men are more interested in each other than the women...so women do outnumber the men. Doesn't bother me...I just have fun in the ocean, walking around and people watching and of course going to a clothing optional area.

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quadseasonal133 reads

First time I went to Key West a closet homophobe acquaintance warned me,I would hate that place. I didn't know a lot of gays lived there, I thanked him for the warning and told him I would be careful, and try  not to switch sides.
I have been there many times and a Gay guy has NEVER whistled at me or approached me in any way.
Thats kind of rough on my self esteem meter.
That GayDar they possess is an amazing thing..lol
For all you guys that don't recognize sarcasm, I am not actually upset they don't whistle at me..and I will add, the Gays in Key West  are some of the most polite and  respectful men I have ever met.
Too bad everyone isn't as polite in public.
Its also too bad, so many people care what others do in private.Just Saying!

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Bostonguy57313 reads

"You can put that back in your wallet, I don't want your money"

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A`339 reads

"Put your babies all over my face"

Related Link: funny lady

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MP67292 reads

Got out of the shower, talking with a lady while I was drying off. She told me later she looked down and thought, 'Aww shit!'

In the good way. ;)

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niceenuf222 reads

Near the end of the second visit, "Shit...I forgot how big your dick is"...it was hot of course but also made me laugh out loud!

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niceenuf194 reads

Yeah...mine was too!  Sort of a big fish in a little pond.

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niceenuf156 reads

Finding a little pond usually means an up-charge...I personally think its worth it!

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MP67156 reads

Not because of the 'little pond' deal, but because of the company! ;)

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wormwood243 reads

and I'm glad she had told me about this some months before.

I was seeing a lady who was VERY multiorgasmic. After a series of intense orgasms with some squirting, I was DATY and was rewarded with a mighty squirt after which she passed out for about 30 seconds. I kind of freaked for a few seconds then remembered that she had told me she did this occasionally.

I miss her sometimes.

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silvertongue1184 reads

in doggie after she asked me to grab her hair," now fuck me like you own me!" She was a traveler who taught me a bit about the business, I miss her too.

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Dumbjock225 reads

While taking my pre-visit shower, the lady had a fellow provider in the apt and apparently said something to her about me.  They both came into the bathroom and Provider #2 (cute-as-a-button young blonde) demurely asked if she could take a look at me.  I said sure and pulled back the curtain. She then went to get her phone and asked if she could take a picture.  I agreed-- if she kept my face out of it. She snapped away.

She thanked me and and as she left said, "I'll need this to get through my next appointment."

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literbike189 reads

That's very hot indeed.

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