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Does anyone know any techniques or products that will increase hair growth and volume on my cock and balls?  I have tried Rogaine and shampoos for max hair thickness, but I want a nice big tumbleweed below.  An airbag, if you will.  Something that will help cushion a lady, on her knees, in an emergency.  The tire around my gut is there for safety too, but more hair acts as a pair of side airbags while filtering out harmful rays of the Sun and airborn pollutants.  Once I get my afro back, I can comb it out while witing in line at the check-out reading about Britney's annorexia.

My pant zippers have been inadvertently triming my manhood.  I have since replaced my wardrobe with button flies and I pee over my thunb-hooked waist in all my other pants.  So I've done everything I can in behavior modification and use of over the counter products.

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ipeesittingdown538 reads

get a weive or a hairpiece, or penis toupe. attaching armpit hair w/crazy glue works too, i've been told.

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Sasquatch.764 reads

I don't know but just reading your post makes me horny! Come on over!

Yours in Love,

Miss Hairy Sasquatch

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Just_thinking784 reads

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Gaijin64640 reads

I think you may be on to something here.  Seems to be the new fad.  Witness:

Related Link: Pubic Hair Fashion Show

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Sinful11157 reads

and you can have 10 inch locks.  Hell you can even braid them with beads for that Bo Derek look for variety or backcome them into a large boufant, or you can always perm them and get a "fro" which should provide that cushy look you are looking for, while filtering out harmful rays and environmental pollutants.. and lastly provide a safe and secure place to hide your valuables.

Good luck!

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SinsOfTheFlesh1228 reads

Fill a bowl with 3 parts water, 1 part Miracle Grow. Stand over the bowl, and baste your nuts in solution for 10-15 minutes daily. You should begin to notice results in about a week.





ROFL I couldn't decide whether to be sick or laugh at this post. Good one :)

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ShaneofPhilly489 reads

where the two little boys put peanut butter on their privates?? LMAO the hair grows so much it grows out of their pants and it is like like 2 feet long??

I think it was called the Peanut Butter Incident.

Thanks for making me think of it. Always puts a smile on my face.

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CiaraPhx814 reads

Okay, if it's a joke, good one for you.

If you're serious, I can't take it seriously. :)

Why in the world would you want more hair when we (providers) are constantly telling men on this board to shave or trim back really far? Do you have a hair fetish for yourself?

Hugs,
Ciara

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