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EEEEEEEK.............(eom)
r_bear11 23 Reviews 4327 reads
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1 / 13
What do you do when this happens?

Any thoughts?

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sedonasandiego See my TER Reviews 7267 reads
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2 / 13
Speed -dial one of us! LOL (nt)


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Scorpion38 1918 reads
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3 / 13
EEEEEEEK.............(eom)


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Pilgrim to the Holey City 2624 reads
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4 / 13
Yeah, when rubbing baby oil on a naked stranger, always start with the front.

I swear, I'm going to start counting my date's ribs before buying her dinner.

Ladies, if we just met and my hand is suddenly under your blouse, I'm not being fresh, just careful.

HarryLime 10 Reviews 3922 reads
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5 / 13
That's wrong: grab her crotch, not her boobs

I don't care, she looks hot.

JustAnImp 2411 reads
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6 / 13
Just pretend it's a big clit, and...


be a real man, offer a happy ending...!

Pilgrim to the Holey City 2135 reads
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7 / 13
It's not about her boobs, real (biological) women have one more rib than men.


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OmegaZap 7 Reviews 2354 reads
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8 / 13
Just depends on the circumstances...

Hate to always make her the brunt of my ridiculous examples but...

Wieners aren't generally my thing, but sometimes your answer is correct...  Sedona could turn out to be hung like a frickin' walrus and I'm still gettin' the job done.

;^)

HarryLime 10 Reviews 4415 reads
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9 / 13
Are you going to count ribs??? (eom)


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sedonasandiego See my TER Reviews 2897 reads
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10 / 13
Hmm..hung like a walrus, and I not far from Sea World..

Now my strap ons come in interesting shapes and colors, and altho there is a dolphin somewhere...

Pilgrim to the Holey City 3015 reads
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11 / 13
Yes, that's what I said above. It's a JOKE. eom


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OmegaZap 7 Reviews 2917 reads
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12 / 13
Re:Hmm..hung like a walrus, and I not far from Sea World..

You actually have a dolphin-shaped strap-on?!?

* insert your choice of blow-hole joke here. *

or conversely,

* insert your choice of joke in your blow-hole. *

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SULLY 24 Reviews 2825 reads
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13 / 13
Koo Koo Kachoo!

Sorry Paul...

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