Shouldn't this be posted on a Cosmopolitan forum?

Or some mangina blog?

I could care less about how good of listeners they are or how they put on their make up. I want them to be clean and ready for some hot sex. Simple, huh?

Really now?

Is it really that "cringe worthy" to think that some people actually appreciate the little quirks their partners have? Some guys do dig watching a girl primp and some ladies really don't like shopping (GASP)! Just like some people can enjoy another person imperfections...gap in teeth, balding, freckles, etc...it's a crazy concept so I don't expect you to get it right now.

Have fun bashing people who aren't paid to make you feel good, but can enhance your life, no strings attached when they become friends/partners/family and glamorizing P4P relationships that stop as soon as your cash runs out.

...I took a provider to Nats game at the ball park and absolutely loved how she ate the hot dog with mustard and ketchup dripping on her dress...LOVED IT..

..One time we were waiting for our food at restaurant and they were a little busy, and this provider got so pissed that she started cussing and throwing things.. I LOVE feisty women..

...Oh  and if there is any provider out there who likes to run around with scissors in her hands, I like that. too. Please contact me ASAP for appointment..

Sorry I don't have any POOP fantasies/fetishes like our good friend McDonald.

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perspective of the things I like about a women? Is that correct? Well, it don't get any simpler.

1. Suck my cock
2. Make me a sandwich
3. And don't talk too much
4. Don't fart underneath the bed blankets
5. Wash yo ass please!

Those top 15 list is made by man bitches, who in the hell watches their women put on makeup? Seriously? Leaving the last pickle in the jar? Seriously? Why not just buy a new pickle jar? That article is stupid. I wouldn't even wipe my ass with that article to even take it seriously.

It was alot of fun.
We laughed about the fact they left the heads on my shrimp.
I left an extra big tip because she was a pain in the ass to our waiter.
(BTW I like that.. She knows what she wants)
One time in the pouring rain. A provider insisted I take the first cab. She would not take no for an answer
To me. These moments are why I truly have a deep respect for the ladies.

Well, I'm a provider, but I'm also *ahem* experienced in this area. i.e. what I or a man likes in a real relationship vs. a provider/client relationship.

I see what you're saying, and honestly? I get it. It's the same thing for me as a woman and as a provider. When I do doubles, I'm very "girl get into the show!". In that scenario, it's about the client and about giving him the time of his life. The whole point of all of us being there is to make sure that he (or they) have an amazing time. And to be a client? I really only care that you're clean and don't treat me like a Wal-Mart hooker.

But when I'm alone with a woman, it's very different. I love watching her get ready, I love watching her absentmindedly sending a text, I love when she really, really laughs, or I do something that makes her happy. Same with a man. What attracts me to a "normal" person is that they're themselves. In everything they do, and I know that they like (most) of me as well.

This hobby isn't real, and the things that make me like a client or fellow provider are completely different than the things that make me like a person in civilian life.  We are not so different that it would change on the man's side, either. It really comes down to the ultimate point of the two (or more) of you being there, I think. It doesn't make anyone a puss, and it doesn't make anyone a dirty horn dog. It's just different.

... but for some inane reason, I found it very amusing that my ex wife left half full soda cans all over the house. It sounds EXTREMELY stupid, but it used to put a smile on my face every time I thought about it. She would open one and refuse to drink it 10 minutes later because "it was stale".

OK, maybe I should just post about blacklists, Wendy's, and London Rayne ... what could possibly go wrong there?

My idea of getting ready....

After embracing in the hall I excuse myself to the bathroom to change...

I leave the door widely cracked, and I can see you in the mirror... sitting in the chair across the room. I smile to myself, knowing that you are getting hard for me as you're watching. I turn my ass to you, but I don't let on that I know you're watching... I am going to make this soooo sexy for you.

I peel off my skirt and readjust my thong, leaning over slowly so you can see my cheeks part and you get a glimpse of me. I stretch my leg and place my foot on the counter... and pat it lightly with my hand before sliding a finger in to test the waters. Getting nice... and I see you in the mirror stroking your cock. I pull on the lacey bottoms that I like so much... and pull my top over my head. I wasn't wearing a bra, and this surprises you as I turn around again to face the mirror. My nipples are standing hard at attention for you as I tease them before slowly slipping on a purple lace nightie. Last but not least are the thigh highs and heels.... and then I am out to greet you with a nice wet kiss.


Do you tell me you were watching or continue like you just now saw the outfit?

With my Einstein intelligence  (wink wink), its rare that a woman listens and understands what is said (And not just by me)... I consistently watch conversations and say "WTF" didn't she hear that?.... now I will qualify my response to say, I am sure every woman who finds offense to this probably wrote somewhere that MEN are the worst listeners... I am willing to agree that that we (Both men and women) are bad "Selective" listeners.... its called human nature to block out that which we don't like....

so whats the punch line? if you don't like what is being said, just say that you disagree and that its ok to disagree... simple.... I know that alot of people don't see things the way I do and I forgive them haha