I keep seeing ads on TV about how you can get this horrible condition --a/k/a Bent Dick -- cured.  Jake's massive unit curves up and the girls love it cuz it makes the head rub their B-Spot.  What's wrong with that?  If this is a disease, who the fuck wants the cure?

From jerking of a few hundred thousand times with my left hand.

you having hallucinations again 😎😎

Ya big cutie!

With Caverject / Trimix, you can't inject the same location over and over again. You have to rotate sites so that you never hit the same specific area within a 2-week period.  

I was under doctors care and prescribed predisone and gabapentin  for sciatica and I swear it bent my penis.  I will never take a steroid medication again. The Caverject/Trimix sounds like a solution to investigate.

Just find a woman who's vaginal canal veers off in the same direction as your dick.  Maybe look for a girl who has been in a car accident, or one who previously partnered with a donkey in a Tijuana sex show.  

This part seemed a little extreme . . . .

And I don't hear the ducks and pigs complaining about it.

provider who left me with a corkscrew-shaped penis at the end of the session.  I ALMOST didn't repeat with her.  

I am one with the universe.
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One of my spiritual cohorts went into a pizza place and asked, "Make me one with everything." When he got his order, he gave the proprietor a $50 bill, which the guy pocketed. My friend asked, "Where's my change?" "Change," replied the owner, "must come from within."

A real spinner? Did she spin cockwise or countercockwise.
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I mean CLOCKwise or counterCLOCKwise?