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What are your random small things that a provider/client does that makes it a "nope“?
I'm not talking about she smells bad. More" he says Japeleno with the hard J"
Not gonna debate the merits of them, but my Seinfeld immediate Nope is a Mensa membership, shoot I'd even make fun of my own friends for joining My Ego Needs Special Attention

Are you including guys that just aren't very good in bed?   I know other ladies that find that offensive, too.  Lol

This.

Posted By: QueenBia
Re: Sex offenders, Racists & Disrespectful Trolls are a hard No. eom

When I see one of those ads filled with what seems like pages of self-aggrandizing blather, I turn the page.  Do I really need to hear about your idea of the best quotes from Basho, your trips to 10 countries and your multiple Masters Degrees?  Nope.

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A friend recently showed me a ladies site that had a nonrefundable "administration fee" of $100. IOW, she was charging the client to screen him, whether or not he passed the screening.

Even if she earned the badge through hard work and dedication?

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: A badge.

I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts you see.

 
They said I was eating all the brownies.

RIFFRICHARDS106 reads

Obviously this one was a mediocre Girl Scout, as neither the Deepthroat Gagging nor the ATM badges are included!

Nothing super egregious really comes to mind.

 
It cam be hard for my ears to take a constant barrage of Woody Allen-esque chatter from a provider, but it's usually not a big problem when my dick is in her mouth for half an hour.

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Share a couple! Not enough pettiness in this thread. Not snacking up with a sex offender, that's not petty. My mans using himself as the bar for grammar. Now that's petty!

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... is Bad English..  Bad Grammar, poor choice of words, poor sentence structure.  

 
I expect ever single motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt licker to be able to write bette that I can.  

and broke out in a cold sweat.  Then I read the second line, where you make yourself the gold standard for writing, and said to myself, "I got this!!"   LOL        (Sorry brother, when you lob one over the plate, I gotta swing.   Lol)

Call me shallow but I am not seeing them for their personality or mind.  

Wouldn't it be easier to display the current rate to avoid jumping through yet another hoop? I see this on P4 ads occasionally. If I can't afford a provider's rate, I will pass, but prefer not to waste my time if their gift is not in my budget.

When I wipe my dick off after fucking, I want nice soft drapes.  And complaining about where I wipe my dick is also a big turn off.

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