What are your random small things that a provider/client does that makes it a "nope“?
I'm not talking about she smells bad. More" he says Japeleno with the hard J"
Not gonna debate the merits of them, but my Seinfeld immediate Nope is a Mensa membership, shoot I'd even make fun of my own friends for joining My Ego Needs Special Attention

When I see one of those ads filled with what seems like pages of self-aggrandizing blather, I turn the page.  Do I really need to hear about your idea of the best quotes from Basho, your trips to 10 countries and your multiple Masters Degrees?  Nope.

A friend recently showed me a ladies site that had a nonrefundable "administration fee" of $100. IOW, she was charging the client to screen him, whether or not he passed the screening.

Are you including guys that just aren't very good in bed?   I know other ladies that find that offensive, too.  Lol

Even if she earned the badge through hard work and dedication?

I fell of the chair laughing.  

Nothing super egregious really comes to mind.

... is Bad English..  Bad Grammar, poor choice of words, poor sentence structure.  

I got thrown out of the Cub Scouts you see.

Re: Waaaaaay too many petty annoyances to list

Share a couple! Not enough pettiness in this thread. Not snacking up with a sex offender, that's not petty. My mans using himself as the bar for grammar. Now that's petty!

Obviously this one was a mediocre Girl Scout, as neither the Deepthroat Gagging nor the ATM badges are included!

Call me shallow but I am not seeing them for their personality or mind.  

Wouldn't it be easier to display the current rate to avoid jumping through yet another hoop? I see this on P4 ads occasionally. If I can't afford a provider's rate, I will pass, but prefer not to waste my time if their gift is not in my budget.

and broke out in a cold sweat.  Then I read the second line, where you make yourself the gold standard for writing, and said to myself, "I got this!!"   LOL        (Sorry brother, when you lob one over the plate, I gotta swing.   Lol)

This.

Good lord, sugar babes and duckface or golden boogers, etc.  Girls are such herd animals.

Classic duckface.

Least we forget the dude getting off four times.

When I wipe my dick off after fucking, I want nice soft drapes.  And complaining about where I wipe my dick is also a big turn off.