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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ALANIS
mrfisher 115 Reviews 1196 reads
posted
1 / 26
Dumb stuff we say....

I'm not speaking of stuff we say to each other in a session; we all know and do those things.

I'm talking about when you're driving along and say something like:  "Gee, the traffic sure is good today." and then come up on a line of stalled cars that takes an hour to clear up.

Or in my case:  "Cool, the computer is working great today."  Then have it freeze up forever.

I won't even mention the shit I say about the weather.

My New Year's resolution is to stop saying that stuff, but of course by making it a resolution, I'm doomed to breaking it

DonDanieloPhoto 261 reads
posted
2 / 26
re:

Lmao I see the irony in your last statement!  

Hope all goes well!

JackDunphy 291 reads
posted
3 / 26
What is your next rant?

A "no smoking sign on your cigarette break?" Or,  "it's like 10,000 knives when all you need is a spoon?"

What ever it is, we all await it with great eagerness. LOL

My advice? Stop quoting from a dopey Alannis Morisette song and man up a bit.  

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 280 reads
posted
4 / 26
Hate it when you're horny and

a date falls thru or I don't hear back from my provider of choice,  
I jerk off and then the phone rings. Guess who? Exactly

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 267 reads
posted
5 / 26
gee, i am so happy in a new relationship...

yeah you guessed it

i also promise to stop lo

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 247 reads
posted
6 / 26
This was funny. :)


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sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 223 reads
posted
7 / 26
LOL... Steve Harveeeeeey.


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 213 reads
posted
8 / 26
My God, does it suck to be him. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 253 reads
posted
9 / 26
I'd say it is more stupidity than irony....

though there is a fine line.

Like in Spinal Tap where they consider sexy vs. sexist

JackDunphy 210 reads
posted
10 / 26
Are you sure?

I am not 100% sure it wasn't a publicity stunt.

He is a comedian and he is being talked about all over the world.

Hmmmmm........

mrfisher 115 Reviews 227 reads
posted
11 / 26
OK, here's the deal on Alannis M's song....

(and I know that weird Al Y. already has brought this up.)

Alannis is confusing coincidence and misfortune with irony.  They are not the same.

Here's an example (unfortunately from my own life) of the difference:

Tragedy is getting into a car crash and someone dying.

Coincidence is when you know of the person you hit.

Irony is when that deceased person was on his way to visit his wife's grave.  He was buried aside of her a few days later.

 
Listen to Alannis' song.  Not a single example she cites is ironic, ironically
Related Link: Ironically, that's not irony

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 268 reads
posted
12 / 26
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ALANIS

She is God, after all.

Related Link: http://youtu.be/tA3dzBrXYtc

GaGambler 214 reads
posted
13 / 26
Not to mention he would hardly miss any meals if he never worked again

He's worth around a hundred million. I am not ready to shed any tears for him just yet.

I do feel bad for Miss Colombia, "You are the winner, nope just kidding."  

I wonder if I should offer to console her for a few hours? Damn those Colombianas are fucking hot

JackDunphy 216 reads
posted
14 / 26
That girl is so fkin hot I may offer her MSRP.

No, I'm not sick but thanks for your concern. LOL  

I wouldn't want her to bad mouth me to all the other Ms. universe p4p gals. :D

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 205 reads
posted
15 / 26
I think fish forgot where he was

After all those years here, he posts something that has nothing to do with sex, erotica, or the hobby on the general board?
Why is the thread still up? My guess: Nobody wants to RAP it because it is fishbro.

Squeezetheorem 220 reads
posted
16 / 26
Re: OK, here's the deal on Alannis M's song....

As observed before, she gets the last laugh for the ultimate irony of having created a song about it that contained none.  Lol

I loved 'You Oughtta Know' and would gladly take her to the theater.;)

JackDunphy 241 reads
posted
17 / 26
Tobester, I have to ask...

"are you thinking of me when you fuck her?" LOL  

You oughta know. :D

jelloman42 10 Reviews 192 reads
posted
18 / 26
God would know the difference between irony and coincidence...eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 195 reads
posted
19 / 26
She's better than God, she's a Goddess....

but even so, I think this gal out did her with this one from around the same era:

(Speaking of God....)
Related Link: You are one of us....

mrfisher 115 Reviews 231 reads
posted
20 / 26
True, it may not be as direct a link as asking (for the umpteenth time)....

what's your favorite music to listen to during sex, or any of the other dubious clichés we've come to expect (dread).

So I ask a bit of forbearance in asking something a bit open ended which could have implications to our hobbying activity, as it seems to turn out.

If hobbying isn't the epitome of irony, it is pretty close to it

mrfisher 115 Reviews 199 reads
posted
21 / 26
You make a good point. He added insult to injury the next day....

by tweeting an apology and misspelling the name of her country.  (Misspelled Philippines too for good measure.)

All the same, there is something about making a perfect ass of ones self  in front of the world that no amount of money can console.  (Or am I being a bit naïve?

JackDunphy 201 reads
posted
22 / 26
A Comedians job is to make an ass of someone and sometimes that "someone" is themselves.

Remember the age old Hollywood axiom:

"The only thing worse than bad PR is no PR."

-- Modified on 12/26/2015 5:45:20 PM

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 184 reads
posted
23 / 26
Who? EOM


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Timbow 194 reads
posted
24 / 26
Yea, I think she looks better then the winner. E


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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 190 reads
posted
25 / 26
Thank heaven no one's in the car when I'm driving alone...

I would surely have been committed long ago.  :D

My computer is working great.  The issue you brought up yesterday (?) about TER being slow...not evident here, but I always never access our favorite site on my cellphone.

Weather?  Shit, it was 72 here in NJ on Christmas eve, 64 on Christmas, and forecasted to be in the 50's on NY eve.  If this is Global Warming, I like it!

My only New Year's resolutions are to earn as much money as I can, and get laid as often as possible.  Hasn't changed for the last thirty years or so..

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 193 reads
posted
26 / 26
That song shreds. I heard it's about Uncle Joey from Full House. -e-


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