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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ALANIS
Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 267 reads
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She is God, after all.

Related Link: http://youtu.be/tA3dzBrXYtc

mrfisher1193 reads

I'm not speaking of stuff we say to each other in a session; we all know and do those things.

I'm talking about when you're driving along and say something like:  "Gee, the traffic sure is good today." and then come up on a line of stalled cars that takes an hour to clear up.

Or in my case:  "Cool, the computer is working great today."  Then have it freeze up forever.

I won't even mention the shit I say about the weather.

My New Year's resolution is to stop saying that stuff, but of course by making it a resolution, I'm doomed to breaking it

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DonDanieloPhoto260 reads

Lmao I see the irony in your last statement!  

Hope all goes well!

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JackDunphy290 reads

A "no smoking sign on your cigarette break?" Or,  "it's like 10,000 knives when all you need is a spoon?"

What ever it is, we all await it with great eagerness. LOL

My advice? Stop quoting from a dopey Alannis Morisette song and man up a bit.  

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

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mrfisher253 reads

though there is a fine line.

Like in Spinal Tap where they consider sexy vs. sexist

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mrfisher227 reads

(and I know that weird Al Y. already has brought this up.)

Alannis is confusing coincidence and misfortune with irony.  They are not the same.

Here's an example (unfortunately from my own life) of the difference:

Tragedy is getting into a car crash and someone dying.

Coincidence is when you know of the person you hit.

Irony is when that deceased person was on his way to visit his wife's grave.  He was buried aside of her a few days later.

 
Listen to Alannis' song.  Not a single example she cites is ironic, ironically

Related Link: Ironically, that's not irony

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Squeezetheorem220 reads

As observed before, she gets the last laugh for the ultimate irony of having created a song about it that contained none.  Lol

I loved 'You Oughtta Know' and would gladly take her to the theater.;)

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Tobi Telford268 reads

She is God, after all.

Related Link: http://youtu.be/tA3dzBrXYtc

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JackDunphy241 reads

"are you thinking of me when you fuck her?" LOL  

You oughta know. :D

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mrfisher195 reads

but even so, I think this gal out did her with this one from around the same era:

(Speaking of God....)

Related Link: You are one of us....

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perfectstorm204 reads

After all those years here, he posts something that has nothing to do with sex, erotica, or the hobby on the general board?
Why is the thread still up? My guess: Nobody wants to RAP it because it is fishbro.

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mrfisher231 reads

what's your favorite music to listen to during sex, or any of the other dubious clichés we've come to expect (dread).

So I ask a bit of forbearance in asking something a bit open ended which could have implications to our hobbying activity, as it seems to turn out.

If hobbying isn't the epitome of irony, it is pretty close to it

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nothrofboston280 reads

a date falls thru or I don't hear back from my provider of choice,  
I jerk off and then the phone rings. Guess who? Exactly

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octavia.lexa267 reads

yeah you guessed it

i also promise to stop lo

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JackDunphy209 reads

I am not 100% sure it wasn't a publicity stunt.

He is a comedian and he is being talked about all over the world.

Hmmmmm........

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GaGambler214 reads

He's worth around a hundred million. I am not ready to shed any tears for him just yet.

I do feel bad for Miss Colombia, "You are the winner, nope just kidding."  

I wonder if I should offer to console her for a few hours? Damn those Colombianas are fucking hot

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JackDunphy216 reads

No, I'm not sick but thanks for your concern. LOL  

I wouldn't want her to bad mouth me to all the other Ms. universe p4p gals. :D

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mrfisher199 reads

by tweeting an apology and misspelling the name of her country.  (Misspelled Philippines too for good measure.)

All the same, there is something about making a perfect ass of ones self  in front of the world that no amount of money can console.  (Or am I being a bit naïve?

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JackDunphy201 reads

Remember the age old Hollywood axiom:

"The only thing worse than bad PR is no PR."

-- Modified on 12/26/2015 5:45:20 PM

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Crazy Diamond190 reads

I would surely have been committed long ago.  :D

My computer is working great.  The issue you brought up yesterday (?) about TER being slow...not evident here, but I always never access our favorite site on my cellphone.

Weather?  Shit, it was 72 here in NJ on Christmas eve, 64 on Christmas, and forecasted to be in the 50's on NY eve.  If this is Global Warming, I like it!

My only New Year's resolutions are to earn as much money as I can, and get laid as often as possible.  Hasn't changed for the last thirty years or so..

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