Unless your wife is away on an overseas trip and you have a photo with a time and date stamp i would not do it if i were you. I am a provider and I am always nervous about married clients wanting me to visit them at home. Maybe the possibility of being caught adds to the excitement
I am one who always play by doing outcall yet am contemplating first first outcall. Married no kids coming to my house. Would you do it ? Seems like a reputable provider just want fun and no drama.
Women have a sixth sense when it comes to other women poaching in their territory. Numerous threads here on that topic. I imagine having a provider come to your home would be a more enjoyable experience than sneaking into a hotel, but it’s the aftermath that I would be worried about.
for a murder or just a sausageectomy. Revenge of a woman scorned can have many different faces.
And the answer is NO FUCKING WAY. You're married and you're inviting a lady to come over, to your wife's home!..SMH
I guess deep down inside you want that divorce....Seriously, what's wrong with some of the guys here.
But if he's looking to get out of the marriage, making his wife even more of an aggrieved party doesn't make any sense. I have heard of instances like this where guys feel guilty and want to take the blame for the divorce, so they purposely get caught. They still love their wives, but not enough to keep fucking them.
When I was married, I never had a desire to cheat because I had a hot wife (5-2, 103#). However, if I would have had the inclination, I would have most likely blown it and gotten caught, because I'm just not detail oriented enough to make sure that nothing was moved or out of place when my wife came home. If your wife is obsessively neat like mine was, they can notice the smallest things, then confront you about it. So the question is, can you really enjoy yourself when worrying about whether you have overlooked anything during the cleanup? On the other hand, if your wife's kind of a slob, and the house is habitually messy, I would say no worries go for it.
Depends if you're a full disclosure or anonymous monger...
Full disclosure mongers can invite an RA for outcall to their pad; no hay problema. Wouldn't recommend if you're an anonymous monger though. Once she gets your address, she can Google who owns the property...
Never bring a woman to your house !!!! you need to watch the movie a guide for the married man ... after this scene you see the guy's hair is all white and bent over just waiting for his wife to find the bra !!
Too many unknown. I've had several girls come to my house but, first of all I'm not married, and second, I knew them well before I invited them.
you have not seen before can open up multiple cans of worms. Even when I'm dating a hooker on the outside, I don't have them to my place until I have been to their residence a few times and see how they live.
But I can be blunt as fuck and I live in Texas where my right to self defense is pretty much absolute. I've been seeing hookers for 46 years and I'm still here having a great time.
Now if were married that's a completely different matter. First off, I NEVER saw hookers or otherwise cheated on my wife while we were married, and even if I did I can't imagine fucking another woman in HER bed. If I hated my wife that much I'd divorce her rather than make a mockery of the marriage, but that's just me. Not to mention it's just begging to get caught. Most women have a sense of smell that us guys just can't relate to.
To all replies I have taken your advice to heart and realize it’s probably not the right decision. Plan B. This is the result of working remotely and letting your wife borrow your car because her lease miles gets you.
If your wife arrive early, someone of the family come to visit you or some neighbour see the lady arriving... You're in troubles.
Avoid complicated situations paying a nice room where you can be noisy and playful with no drama involved.
I have had two women over for an outcall at my home but only when my wife was out of town. For all the reasons stated above, whether or not your detailed and fastidious, at least you have a day or more to be sure things are "normal" when she returns home. Be safe not stupid!!
I would never have outcall at my house, as it risks civil (or even criminal) forfeiture of that asset if the police suspect it is being used in the commission of a crime. Risk may be pretty low, but it would be really bad if it ever happened. Not worth saving a few bucks, imo.
Russia??? The most common use of civil forfeiture law in the US against real estate is when its being used to manufacture drugs or illegally grow pot, and therefore presents a potential danger to the community. Paying for pussy in your own home does not rise to the level of a forfeiture crime any more than LE seizing your car because a streetwalker got in and gave you a blowjob. Besides, if you just said she was a friend that came over for a drink and you ended up becoming two consenting adults, how are they going to prove otherwise? I would challenge you to find me a case anywhere in the US where this has happened and someone lost their home because they ordered outcall from a hooker. Are you always this paranoid?
The chance of a bust of an actual hooker coming to your house is extremely low. However it is at least plausible that an undercover cop could come to your door. But this is mostly unheard of because of the inefficiencies. Most stings are assembly line operations at an incall where they can bust a half dozen or more guys in the same shift.
Bumfuck, Nebraska? Cities all over the country passed laws allowing "...LE seizing your car because a streetwalker got in and gave you a blowjob." Here's one example:
http://library.municode.com/ca/el_monte/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=TIT5BULIRE_CH5.58SEFOVEUSSOPRUSACATACCOSU
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it's not a reason not to bring a hooker to your home. The risk is not "pretty low" it's non existent.
For the record, I like Dos Equis, but maybe you should try not drinking so much of it before offering legal advice. lol
Light or Dark?
I actually like several Mexican beers, with the notable exception of a certain brand of "Mexican piss water" which shares it's name with a certain virus that has turned the world upside down.
Don't do it. As one provider, who turned me down on coming to my home said, "I don't shit in other kittys' litters."
Once you've done it, the deed is done. Years from now, for whatever reason, your wife or children may ask....
And despite "reputable," there are lots of reputable women who leave their mark -- one provider I brought home put the condom under the mattress when I wasn't looking. Only luck saved me.
Play safe.
And prefer it. Hotels especially nowadays no way...all eyes are watching. No way unless it's a big city like NYC.
You guys are making a mountain out of a molehill
I am one who always play by doing outcall yet am contemplating first first outcall. Married no kids coming to my house. Would you do it ? Seems like a reputable provider just want fun and no drama.
Often times when I used to travel frequently to Vegas and Miami, I would always have outcalls to my hotel.
I have, in the past, had providers come over to my house, but not lately.. Usually I do have SBs come over. I just don't like the idea of providers having my home address. With SBs it a different game. LEs don't typically target SBs. Plus instead of giving them address directly, I invite them for a drink at a local bar and then have them follow me in their car, or just drive in my car and drop them off at the bar after the deed.
Love the idea of fucking a woman in my own bed instead of a bed used by another John a few hours ago.. LOL
You mean minutes, right?
That kind of thinking is a boner killer.. I am a boner doner.. LOL..
Unless your wife is away on an overseas trip and you have a photo with a time and date stamp i would not do it if i were you. I am a provider and I am always nervous about married clients wanting me to visit them at home. Maybe the possibility of being caught adds to the excitement
The whole purpose of doing outcalls is to not worry about getting caught by your significant other or anyone else and to have a fun relaxing moment. The Key is to find an area that you know your significant other does not go. And to go while you & Your significant other are apart for up a huge amount of time.
All Outcall means is, he hosts. All Incall means is, you host. In either case it's least likely the venue will be your actual home or his. That certainly does enhance the danger, as you suggested.