Teen Hires Prostitute From Hospital Bed
Investigators Work To Identify Woman

Authorities are investigating whether to press charges after a 15-year-old patient at University of Michigan C.S. Mott Children's Hospital sought out an escort service for sex during his hospital stay this week, according to the Ann Arbor News.
Police believe the teen called an escort service and requested an escort for Sunday evening.

The woman reportedly came to the hospital, where she and the boy engaged in consensual sex - although the teen is not legally at an age of consent, according to police.

Police believe the two had sex somewhere other than his hospital room, the paper reported.

Investigators are now working to identify the woman, who could be charged with third-degree criminal sexual conduct.

Police would not release information on the boy's medical condition to the paper, citing patient confidentiality laws.

The case will be forwarded to the Washtenaw County Prosecutor's Office to determine what criminal charges could be filed.

I'm wondering if this is a gag.  I did hear the report in Jay Leno's monologue.