Is your attitude more along the lines of "On the clock - punch in, punch out" or "just get the job done - you are an agent of my company?"

Shouldn't we get receipts?  Whose with me here?  I'm quite certain a deduction would make hobbying more desirable in these trying times.

Also, My NPR stations give me a coffee cup and a tote bag as a nice little premium with a donation.  What gives, Providers?  "Cups of coffee" are even an euphemism, yet no one has offered a nice little ceramic mug with, "Thanks, Sweetie! Don't cum in my hair."  Is it too much to ask for a little souvenir?  Does a $300 donation account for anything anymore?  Public TV will do summersaults for that kind of cash.  Where's the swag?  I could be dating Tatum O'Neil right now.  

It could say: "I boinked Princess Summer-Fall-Winter-Spring, and she only gave me a cbj"

Receipts might be challenging: "Dinner at the  YMCA", Attending were two customer Vice-Presidents and a director of DTY"

But I expected better of you than oogling a crack ho like Tatum.

Anon O'Male

Not too long ago I stopped by a nearby Irish Pub for a frosty pint immediately after leaving the hotel room of a gorgeous lady who had simply just rocked my world in no uncertain terms.  So I'm standing at the bar, aimlessly gazing into space with a freaking huge grin on my face.  The barkeep, rather lovely herself by the way,  noticed and asked, 'What's making you so happy tonight?'

I almost shit my pants at first as if in a 'Busted! How the hell does she know?' thought.  But I quickly regained composure and just smiled back and said 'Life is good!'.


Priceless indeed...
   

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Tatum O'Neill arrested for buying crack in New York? I think I read it on TMZ...

Either way, I thought the point was not to leave evidence. Now you want a t-shirt or a coffee cup? lol. Silly boy.

Katie

of the beer bottle pyramids we made way back when during senior week at the beach!

With this economy, you could always use them to stand on a streetcorner and raise more funds to hobby.  lol

Kari

No whip marks, no STDs, no hickies, no perfume scents, etc.

Maybe a condom with a logo, or perhaps one of those ink pens where the girl undresses when you turn it upside down.

With that W H I N E?

WHAT exactly is it you had in mind?

You can get mugs at the damn swap meet for 50 cents.

Do you have any idea what a reputable lady goes through to be presentable, soft and smelling fresh out of the shower just for you  AND Have her in call nice and clean and just so-so? Not to mention the risks she takes in her line of "work". I think you ought to try to see that side of things and be grateful there are good ladies out there to see.

I am grateful to each client I see and I express that. I give them a kiss on the way out. If that is not enough then I can't imagine what else would be.
If I offered something solid they would turn it down more than likely.

You used to get towels in the laundry powder and ashtrays or matches from the gas station... or a key chain... Times have changed though. Now a free calendar is a big deal! I just can't grasp what a provider can give you as a token.

I have never had anyone complain about what they got as a souvenir... A MEMORY etched in your mind of an unforgettable experience.

Oh, and TATUM? Could you REALLY snag HER? Do ya really WANT TO?

Maybe this seems harsh and usually I am not, but this is just a little nutty I think.

Sorry if anyone is offended. I hate drama but SHEESH!